IDK, Killer Moth I guess from DC Universe
And Mothra from Japan
An actual moth from my backyard
Venomoth from pokemon
IDK, Killer Moth I guess from DC Universe
And Mothra from Japan
An actual moth from my backyard
Venomoth from pokemon
Last edited by Lohuydahutt; 12-11-2015 at 03:32 PM.
Spoiler:
I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
What's with you and moths?Originally Posted by LARRRg
It's because I'm scared of them :P
Pinkamena Diane Pie from MLP
Roberto from. Futurama
Satan from South Park
Spoiler:
I updated OP. There are 30 characters, all ones I can work with. One is my mystery character.
Last edited by sane; 12-12-2015 at 12:20 AM.
Prologue
In the beginning, Dildnose created the Heavens and the Earth. He thought it was dope as fuck. It needed something more. Something, bloodier. Dildnose created humans, in hopes that they would eventually engage in acts of violence, pleasing the sadistic deity. Over time, the humans bred, developed tools, and used those tools to destroy their fellow brethren. This pleased the great Dildnose, but he needed more. He began to give them intelligence. Over time, the humans developed better weapons, and tactful strategies. They used these for war, which kept him contempt. Around the year 2016, however, peace was at an all time high, and humans were learning to live in harmony, with the tune of "Imagine" by John Lennon guiding them. The newly elected president Donald Trump turned out to be a caring creature, who brought peace not only to America, but to the world. He eventually was elected, King Trump, and ruled over Earth, with a kind heart however. Humans were peaceful, but this made Dildnose angry. He wiped out the entire human race, except for a select few, and turned them on each other. He needed more however, as the humans were evenly matched. He merged different characters in fiction, brought back a couple of dead guys, and placed them in a giant arena. This arena was labeled, The Sanitarium. With an arena filled with angry individuals, it was only a matter of time before one would remain.
A slender, blonde haired handsome man was singing a Broadway song, reflecting on his husband and children. He was wearing a suit and tie.
A man in red and black WHO WAS VERY AWESOME AND SUPER SEXY AND HAD A HUGE GIGANTIC PENI was holding two swor- wait? Who said that?!
A scrawny but evil looking animated lion was prowling around the area.
An elderly man smiled and sat on a park bench.
A short, brown haired man with a small mustache screamed German at nearby pigeons.
A stick figure turned sideways, and was no longer visible.
A gray alien was sipping on a martini, next to him was a giant chicken.
A short Italian man in overalls with a large mustache ate some shrooms.
A banner read: ERB Celebration!
Only Polar, Dion, and Log showed up however. Sam wasn't invited. He's hiding in the bathroom.
Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield were eating burgers.
A weird BattleBlock type thing was doing something he has a hat on. (Fuck I ran out of steam here)
I haven't seen Fight Club. Tyler Durden.
A black guy with a crown!
A lonely buzzing box was in a backyard. In the same backyard, a moth flew ahead.
A hotel lobby was completely empty except for one man who looked like Daniel Day-Lewis
Michael J. Fox and Chucky were engaged in a shitty rap battle.
A banner read: Moth Celebration!
Only Venomoth, Killer Moth, and Mothra showed up however. Log's moth was still in his backyard.
A secretary was sitting at her desk. The phone rang all of a sudden, on the other line, a voice could be heard. A mysterious voice. "April, I love you, and I miss you. I'm so sorry." The secretary yelled, "WE GOT ONE!"
Finally, in Heaven, Dildnose decided to create someone to rule them all. He went back in time 23 years ago and created a man. His name will not be revealed.
We see the life of this man:
His first steps.
His 10th birthday party, where his father gave him a shotgun.
His prom night, where he danced with a beautiful girl.
His college life. He eventually moved in with his girlfriend around this time, and purchased a dog.
One night, the dog started barking, while the man's girlfriend had to study for her exam. What was he supposed to do?
In an act of love, he shot the dog with his shotgun.
She broke up with him, he lost the house, flunked out of college, and began working as a hotline operator.
One day, a ghost of his former shell, he called the number of his former girlfriend, and apologized. Little did he know, the number now belonged to somebody else.
ZYRODA! ZYRODA! ZYRODA!
Also how the fuck haven't you seen fight club. Watch it dude
Clearly, the rule against speaking of fight club prevented anyone from recommending it.
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
If you're still doing this I'd like to replace Tyler Durden with Krampus.
Great fucking movie.
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