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    Forum Wars Episode 1: The Jew Menace




    Episode 1:
    The Jew Menance

    Damn that song is so fucking good. What the fuck should I put here? I really don't know. Fuck the prequels man. The only reason I'm doing them is because they are fresh on my mind, and hell maybe some laughter will come from it. I don't know. I'm going to shit on these this whole time. Don't expect a masterpiece story. I don't even have a full cast of characters yet. I have some though. Anyways, yeah let's get started.

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    Blah blah blah trade shit.

    Qui-Gon Juiz and his apprentice Obi-Wan Klonobi boarded a ship. There were two aliens on the ship. Bad aliens I guess. They had Asian accents.

    inb4 YellowNerd

    Alien dudes: "Oho wat dew we hav ere. Two jedi-sans." (Fuck my asian stereotypes)

    Klonobi: "Bitch we gonna fight you"

    Juiz: "yeah hopefully I don't die at the end of this because some red dude kills me."

    Klonobi: "where the fuck did that come from"

    Juiz: "lazy ass storytelling on Sane's part"

    Oh my god fuck this story for real. Where did they go next? I don't remember.

    Fucking aliens!

    A weird fish like creature was about to be run over by some big ass space vehicle. He was carrying a shotgun, and a dead dog was located nearby him.

    Juiz rescues him. Duh.

    WAIT FUCK. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SO MUCH BETTER. SHIT. UM. WHO'S JAR JAR?

    THIS STORY IS NOW A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORY. EVERYONE SUGGEST WHO SHOULD BE JAR-JAR

    NOT SAM.


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    Klo is Asian tho

    can't wait for meeeeeee

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    Spoiler: 
    Turt-Turt Binks: MEESA TURTLE

    Juiz: God you're fucking annoying. I feel a disturbance in the force. I thought I had gas, but no. It's you. You are the equivalent of stepping in dog-shit on a hot day. The rotten burning stench of dog shit is more pleasurable than you however. I wish death upon you. I wish death upon me for having met you. You've ruined everything I thought was good in the world. Fuck you.

    Turtle: EXSQUEEEEEESE ME

    I love you Turtle and I'm sorry

    Turtle: FOLLOW MEEESA I TAKE YOU TO GUNGAN LAND

    They go to Gungan land, its underwater, and instead of reaching into the foul pit of the forum, this time, Gungan land will be the wiki. Because Sane doesn't like the wiki alright?

    HOLY SHIT. I'M GEORGE LUKEAS. Guess this means Adon Skywalker will be a thing huh? But who will be Han?

    That's my question.


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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    juiz is a revolutionary
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    get cancer
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

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    That's exactly how I talk in real life tho
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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad
    mom said its my turn to have mod back

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    This is genius. Only someone like Sane could pull this off.

    Juiz: You can quote me on this: Klonoa is my favorite son.

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    Spoiler: 
    Yeah the fuckers visited the Wiki and you know what? I don't remember what the fuck happens here. I tuned out because I was messaging a girl on Tindr. Let's make some stuff up

    WAIT I REMEMBER fuck

    Yeah they landed on this desert ass planet with some slaves. Shit wait I have to introduce the girls

    Queen Polmae and her handmaidens, Poler, Polar, Poles, and Rico. All are japanese school girls with large breasteseses.

    I guess something happens? I don't know? Kiera Knightley?

    DESERT PLANET TIME

    They needed parts for a ship, and yeah I guess I can introduce YN-D2 here. Because yeah

    so who all is on this desert you ask? I don't know

    Polmae, Qui-Gon Juiz, Tur-Tur Binks, and YN-D2 with his beep boopin ass

    Obi-Wan Klonobi and the Queen Decoy because yeah plot twist or something was on the ship.

    Look who the fuck it is. Some giant mosquito that I don't have a forumer to represent.

    The mosquito's name is Brad. Fucking deal with it.

    Brad: SO YOU WANT PARTS, WELL I HAVE SLAVE BOY

    Doug: YIPPEEEE THIS IS POD RACING

    Isn't he fearsome

    so yeah Doug Skywalker was doing some metal gear shit or whatever game gonad likes

    splinter cell thats it

    fuck

    Darth NadDoug: I can pod race fast because it sells videogames

    Juiz: just so happens we need you to win that

    find out what happens next time or don't i really don't give a shit about phantom menace


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    The fact that you don't give a fuck at the same time you write makes this great
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