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  1. 12-16-2015 #1
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    Rocket's Dad Battle Royale!

    Pretty self explanatory. Pick a character from fictional or real life who has ever carried the title of "Dad" (note: this does not mean they have to have dad in their name, they just have to have been a dad) and they will all fight to the death in a big ass arena.

    List of characters below!

    1: Big Daddy - Sane
    2: Father - Ranger
    3: Timmy's Dad - Dion
    4: Steve Irwin - Turtle
    5: Gengis Khan - Turtle
    6: Log's Japanese Ditto - Log
    7: Obama - Log
    8: God - Sane
    9: Atticus Finch - Klonoa
    10: Batman - Juiz
    11: Michael De Santa - Kubby
    12: Goofy - Saint Sanic
    13: Chris Pratt - Cryonic
    14: Asura - Ranger
    15: Bowser -Klonoa
    16: Bob Saget- Juiz
    17: Entei - Mooncat
    18: Kanye West - Mooncat
    19: Kronos - Cryonic
    20: Nigel Thornberry - YN
    21: Powerpuff girls professor man - YN
    22: Deadpool - Dis-carol
    23: Father Balder - Dis-carol
    24: Kratos - Dion

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    1: Batman - killed by his own Batarang
    2: Kanye West - unsuspectingly crushed by Bowser
    3: Asura - lynched by Atticus Finch
    4: Father Balder - Hit by Obama's missile
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    Big Daddy - Bioshock


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    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.
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    Father - Codename: Kids Next Door
    I was going to use him...

    Dad - Fairly Odd Parents

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    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
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    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
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    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
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    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
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    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
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    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
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    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...
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    My Japanese Ditto (both a mom and a dad but whatever)

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