Rocket's Dad Battle Royale!

[BrineBlade]

Deadpool

Father Balder from Bayonetta

[Moonjik]

Technically in the Third movie.

That's what I was going for

[Faker]

That's what I was going for

You're my best friend. :3

[sane]

Stoke

[Rocket]

Stoke

what?

[sane]

Stoked I am

Start this you should

[Dion]

for my second character give me kratos because

[Rocket]

Very well.

PROLOGUE: THE DADDENING BEGINS (ALSO BEAR WITH ME I'M SHIT AT INTROS)

Fathers... an important figure in our universe. A child, created and/or raised by a man who therefore carries the title. Many can be A father, but who will be THE father?

Slowly, the light begins to turn on. The arena our competitors inhabit is revealed. It appears to be a very large shower room, about as big as a convention hall. Shower rooms aren't usually this big, but this one is. This seemed to be a larger version of the shower room from Shower With Your Dad Simulator, however all the kids and dads with their 8 bit dongs were missing.

The competitors all had 1 shower to themselves. There were curtains over each of them so nobody could see eachother.

The first competitor was what appeared to be a massive diving suit with a drill on its right arm. This armor had a human spliced into the inside, however. This was a Big Daddy.

The next competitor was a shadow that appeared to have a typical haircut, menacing eyes and a pipe in its mouth. This was Father, an enemy of the Kids Next Door.

Up next was a man in a white shirt and tie with a balls chin. This was Mr. Turner, father of Timmy from Fairly Odd Parents.

Our 4th competitor was a blonde man dressed in green clothes, presumably for Crocodile Hunting. This was Aussie Legend Steve Irwin.

The next dad to be revealed was a Mongolian man dressed in war clothes with a sword, and typical Asian facial hair. Genghis Khan was ready to fight.

After this, a purple blob was briefly seen, before it transformed into a bar of soap to try and blend in with the environment it was in. This was a Japanese Ditto owned by Log, presumably with 6IVs.

I don't really need to describe the next competitor to you. It's the President of the United States, Barack Obama.

This next character is a bit tricky. He has a very subjective appearance, but for the sake of convenience let's just say he's wearing white robes with white hair and a beard. This was God, who had come to this shower dimension to prove he was the best dad.

A man with a suit and glasses was revealed as well. He was a lawyer known as Atticus Finch.

The next dad after Atticus was a man dressed in all black, with a cape, a helmet with pointy ears and his emblem emblazoned across his chest. It was the Batman.

A man with a red shirt and brown hair followed soon after. This was Michael de Santa. He looked pretty pissed for some reason, maybe he didn't want to come to the shower arena? idk

A black dog wearing people clothes somehow made its way into the arena. It was Goofy. Something in his eyes let you know it was about to be Goofy time.

An actor who was probably really hot that i don't really know much about also joined this fight. It was Chris Pratt. Everybody loves Chris Pratt.

Next was some guy with really white eyes and hair and some weird ass markings all over his body. This was Asura. He looked around and thought to himself "Yeah I could probably fuck everyone here up"

We then saw a big turtle looking guy with a spiny shell. It was Bowser! Bowser promptly turned his shower off, because it was turned on for some reason unlike everyone else's and he fucking hates water (I think? i don't think he would like water much)

Another guy with glasses had entered the arena. It was comedian and senpai of Tourettes Guy, Bob Saget. He put up his dukes and got ready for a game of fisticuffs.

A big lion thing with brown fur and a red/yellow face decoration thing of sorts was in a shower booth too. It was Entei, another Pokemon.

Then the greatest MC of all time and Future President Kanye West revealed himself. "YO ROCKET I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I'M THE GREATEST DAD OF ALL TIME" he said.

This big ass guy made of black smoke and fire was also in the arena. He probably enjoyed the steaminess of the showers. It was Kronos from Greek Lore.

A ranga with a big mustache was also part of this royale. Swinging from a rope he made from his shower curtains, this was Nigel Thornberry. "SMASHING!" he exclaimed. This wouldn't be the last we heard of his catchphrase.

A man who looked very similar to Atticus but with a white labcoat instead of a suit occupied a shower. This was the professor from The Powerpuff Girls. He looked very sciency.

After this was the merc with a mouth we all know and love, Deadpool. You all know who he is now so fuck describing him.

Last but maybe least was a guy with lots of fancy gold sit on him, peacock feathers and silver hair. This was Father Balder.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S ONE MORE DAD! IT'S KRATOS FROM GOD OF WAR! he's a big white and red guy


24 dads enter, 1 leaves. Which dad will be champion in the


DAD

BATTLE

ROOOOOOOYALLLLE

stay tuned

[Lohuydahutt]

I will confirm that my ditto is in fact a 6IV one :3

[Faker]

Holy shit.. Rocket, you can legit write. Like, this wasn't as jokey as I thought it would be.