Rocket's Dad Battle Royale!

[Rocket]

Holy shit.. Rocket, you can legit write. Like, this wasn't as jokey as I thought it would be.

thanks buddy

[sane]

Dad hype

[BrineBlade]

Holy shit.. Rocket, you can legit write. Like, this wasn't as jokey as I thought it would be.

Same thought

[Turtlesauce]

Yay.. I picked The Croc Hunter and a Mongolian Warlord vs.. God, Kratos, and Father Time.

[Juiz]

"dads with their 8 bit dongs were missing."

It's a damn shame.


Really excited for this to start!

[Rocket]

CHAPTER 1: DAWN OF THE FIRST DAD

Before anyone could do anything, Bowser put all his limbs inside his shell and started bouncing off the walls at each end of the arena. He was trying to prohibit anyone from exiting. He could probably do this all day.

Ditto, still transformed into the bar of soap, quickly slid out unnoticed when an opening appeared. However, he had somewhat mistimed his run and Bowser came back, slipping on him and flying a short distance into the air. The soap bar Ditto went unharmed.

Entei sensed an opening and shot out of his shower with a Flare Blitz, hitting Bowser straight on the stomach and crashing both of them into the side wall just above Boswer's abandoned shower. They both landed in the shower, and it was on. They both began spitting a constant stream of fire at eachother. This would probably continue for a while.

Meanwhile, Deadpool sat in his shower stall and thought to himself. Suddenly he shouted out.

"ROCKET!"

I was surprised by this. "What?" I replied.

"This fanfiction is being written on an ERBoH themed forum, right? How come there's no rapping?"

I briefly considered this. "Because that's hard work and I'm a shit writer."

"Damn right you're a shit writer!"

"Hey, fuck you cunt" I quickly responded, and I suddenly wrote in a part of the story where Deadpool has to wear a huge dildo on his head for the rest of the battle. "Don't get mouthy with me again dickhead, see what happens next time."


Just as this banterous exchange was coming to a close, Batman approached Goofy, the dog who wears people clothes.

"Hey batman your parents are dead" Goofy said.

"Gooby pls" replied Batman.

Batman threw a batarang at Goofy, which missed. Goofy tackled Batman to the side while he was off guard, and the Batarang came back and hit Batman straight in the fookin head m8.

FIRST DEATH: BATMAN

Steve Irwin caught a glimpse of Bowser during the supa hot fire spit off. "CRIKEY MATES, THIS LOOKS LIKE A BIG ONE, GONNA HAVE TO TREAT HIM WITH A BIT OF CAUTION"

Steve pulled out some crocodile wrangling equipment and used it on Bowser. The fire stopped, mainly because Bowser was being choked, and Entei realised the Crocodile Hunter was trying to help him and didn't want to hurt him.

Entei was suddenly distracted by what appeared to be a female version of himself. The kinda fucked up furry shit you see on Deviantart female version of himself.

He once more uttered the famous words; "YOU ARE MAMMA!" The female Entei had successfully baited him. All of sudden, she turned into a giant fucked up demon version of the Female Entei and was about to attack normal Entei, when suddenly, Steve Irwin threw Bowser, who he successfully tied up at the fucker's face. It bounced off, because the Female Entei was Ditto the whole time who is squishy, and Bowser flew towards an unsuspecting Kanye West and crushed the fucker.

SECOND DEATH: KANYE WEST


Everyone else was yet to make a move, or was making a move but we weren't focusing on it. Either way, we'll find out what happens next in CHAPTER 2 OF THE DAD BATTLE ROYALE!

[Poles]

This is some funny stuff

[YellowNerd]

Wao, two deaths on the get go damn son

[Rocket]

I wanted to make the first chapter a bit more exciting as the focus is only a smaller group of characters.

[Moonjik]

"Gooby pls" and Deadpool were hilarious though I would have liked to see Kanye be his loveable self before he died