Sure, wynaut. Give me a little bit.Originally Posted by Ye Merry Turtle
Sure, wynaut. Give me a little bit.
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Cryla's Analysis:
Stitch and Angel:
These two have a pretty good chance of taking the fight. They both have incredible strength, speed, and reaction timing. Stitch specifically is great at outmaneuvering his opponents and very unpredictable. Angel's ability to bring out the worst in others could also prove to be an asset, being able to tear apart friendships and alliances in this game. As a pair, they're definitely one of the more competent competitors. It will take either an exceptionally fast opponent or a fighter with mystical abilities to take them head on.
Genie and Lamp:
Being an all powerful genie, of course Genie has a good shot in this competition. However, first someone will have to release him from the Lamp before Genie can really do anything. If his Lamp is somehow destroyed before then, then he's screwed. But for storytelling purposes it's safe to say that won't happen. He'll also be indebted to whoever releases him, so he can't completely act on his own accord, which significantly lowers his chances. And he most likely wouldn't be able to kill the one who released him, so he's not very likely to win this competition. However, whoever he's allied with is almost certain to do excellently in the royale.
Gaston:
Out of all the normal humans in the competition, Gaston is by far the biggest threat. He has great strength, enough so that he fought evenly with Beast, which should give him a chance against some of the more supernatural characters. He's also a great marksman with his bow, something that will definitely come in handy. He's also a very likable character and can hold great influence over others. If anyone's likely to have an alliance in this royale, it's him. However, his pride and stupidity are definite weaknesses. He doesn't usually think things through and may rush into danger without a plan of action.
Vincenzo Santorini:
Vinny is an explosives expert, which will definitely play a part in this royale without a doubt. He can make many different types of explosives depending on what the current situation warrants. As long as he's able to keep his head down and not draw too much attention to himself, he has a decent shot of winning this competition. However, if he does bring attention to himself, he's almost definitely a goner. He's not exactly known for his combat potential.
101 Dalmatians:
Honestly, the only thing really going for them is their sheer numbers. Of course they can do other dog things, such as bite, but with some of the competitors here that's not really much of an asset. I believe they will make it far, but only because the amount of dalmatians in the group. As their numbers, so will their chances; after all, they're just dogs.
Mulan and Mushu:
I believe Mulan has the potential to dominate the competition, she has a unique combination of intelligence, combat experience, and feminine wile. As a swordfighter, she's even more dangerous and difficult to approach. She has no true weaknesses other than her frail, petite stature. As for Mushu, his usefulness lies in being able to get to places no one else really can. To be honest, I don't think Mushu stands much of a chance, he's more of a distraction than anything.
Bugs Bunny:
In terms of cartoon logic, Bugs Bunny is the most devastating. He's adept at trickery and has survived impossibly long falls and whatnot. It depends on how realistic this royale will be. However, many of the competitors here, I believe, would be able to outsmart even Bugs. He's also not exactly a fighter, so I don't see much of a bright future for him.
Eeyore:
...Not a chance.
Pink Elephants:
...Still not a chance.
Man:
Well, we know he's a hunter. That's about all we know. Heck, we don't even know what he looks like. Anyway, putting a normal hunter in here is a death wish. I see not much of a future for him.
Goliath:
He's definitely a strong contender here. He's what you'd think of if asked to picture a strongman. His strength goes without question, and he can fly as well. He has very basic immortality, in the sense of rejuvenation. His senses are also very fine-tuned, so not much gets by without him noticing. I say he also has a very high chances, especially moreso than the other "strongman" Gaston.
Ron and Rufus:
Well, "Stoppable" is in his name for a reason. Ron serves no purpose other than being a distraction. Most of the competitors in this competition are serious and deadly, so I don't see him getting any kills through anything other than luck. Rufus is similarly inept. Like Bugs, he may be good for trolling, but that's about it.
Dr. Facilier:
He's mean and nobody likes him! :c ...Oh, we're not talking about Brad.. awkward.
Dr. Facilier is a magical wild card. First of all, his own shadow has a mind of its own, so that'll definitely help him in the long run. He also has connections to black magic, and more specifically, voodoo magic. Although there are many requirements and stipulations that come with using the magic, such as something with blood that's too confusing to type out a full explanation on. Basically, he's very capable, but he has to make sure that he completely understands the magic he's using or else things can turn out bad for him. Other than that, I'd say he also has a pretty damn good chance.
Bill Cipher:
In my opinion... he's the most likely to realistically win this. He has a powerful control over reality, able to stop time and enter a person's subconscious. He can also grow in size, teleport, use telekinesis, open portals, turn invisible, and possess opponents. He's also known to make deals with his enemies in exchange for something in return, and he always gets what he wants in turn. He's also very eccentric and very adept at tricking others. His main weakness is the lack of understanding of human limits, however. As when he controlled Dipper in the show, he had a poor understanding of pain and how much a human could take before becoming completely drained. Again, he's the highest contender in the royale.
Dr. Doofenschmirtz:
As smart as he probably is, he's comic relief. Almost all of his -inators have drawbacks and obvious weaknesses. He's also a stereotypical bond villain, always explaining his traps, weapons, and motivations which allows his opponent time to escape. Not much else to say.
Toffee:
Picture Bill Cipher... Now take away all of his powers and imagine a humanoid lizard. That's Toffee. A very manipulative reptilian creature who's good at strategizing and allying with others. He also has an enhanced variation of a lizard's ability to regenerate, but that's about it. If he plays it smart and picks the right allies, he may make it close to the end.
Red Queen and Card Army:
None of their potential comes from powers or strength, it comes from strategy and organization. While there are other fighters here who specialize in strategy, none more so than chess expert Red Queen. With her Card Army, she can undoubtedly plan many attacks on the other fighters and put them into checkmate. Her Card Army isn't entirely special, but they are skilled weapons experts and with the right instruction can utterly dominate this game. However, some of the craftier characters, such as Mulan or Bill Cipher, may be able to outsmart even her.
Peter Pan and Shadow:
As popular as Peter Pan is, he's not that special. He's basically a human sized fairy. Eternally young, able to fly, skilled with swordfighting, he's not entirely useless. However, his ability and potential is not much more than a majority of the other fighters.
His Shadow is similar, except for more wild and unpredictable. Honestly, I can see this pair going either way.
Kim Possible and Wade:
With Kim's moves, stealth, and intelligence, and Wade giving information from the sidelines, she's one of the more threatening contenders in this battle. Once again, there's not much to say, but for a better reason; it's obvious she has a strong chance in winning this fight.
Captain Hook and Crew:
He's a pirate... with a hook for a hand. What much else is there to say? His crew isn't exactly the brightest and may serve more as a hindrance than a help.
That's my analysis. :3
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
I have no chance against half of them
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Chapter One: Scarred Pride
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed rushed to Pride Rock, and entered the King's Den. Scar was laying on a rock, playing with the bone of a large mammal in his paws.
Shenzi: Scar! Yen Sid has sent his... I don't even know what they are, after you.
Banzai: Yeah, yeah, and they look REALLY pissed!
Ed: heHEhehEH.. HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAH
Scar: SILENCE! All of you. I want the perimeter secured. If even a shadow steps foot in here, I'm feeding you to the vultures. NOW GO!
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed saluted, then ran off.
Scar: When will I ever get decent lackeys? *sigh*.
He gripped the power shard in his paws.
Scar: I shan't need them anymore, soon enough..
Scar lay his head on his paws, and closed his eyes.
He dreamed of Simba confronting him. Simba lashed out at Scar, who dodged, but then Simba pounced on him and roared. Suddenly, Simba's face changed to a yellow triangle, with a single eye.
???: HI!
Scar woke up.
Scar: Hrr.. I can't find peace even in sleep.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
So, try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn't a man
Who wouldn't be a fan
O-workin' for Captain Hook
The World's Most Famous Crook
Captain Hook: Enough, lads! We've seemed to have hit land!
The pirate ship anchored, and a dozen pirates, followed by Captain Hook, and, obviously, Smee, descended from the ship.
Captain Hook: Remember, mates! We are here for the Power Shard, which we have to take off the body of some poor animal. Let's go!
The Pirates marched through the Savannah, as they started their shanty again:
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
You'll love the life of a thief
You'll relish the life of a crook
There's barrels of fun enough for ev'ryone!
And you'll get treasures by the ton
So come and sign the book
Join up with Captain Hook!
And they marched, and they drank, and they marched, and they drank.
Suddenly, a transparent elephant appeared in front of them.
Smee: C-C-Cap'n!
Captain Hook: Just a creature of the wild, m'boy! Dice it to bits, mates!
The Pirates charged (as much as you can when you're drunk out of your mind) towards the elephant. A pirate slashed, and he slashed through it, cutting off the head of one of his fellow mateys.
Pirate: Oops, my *hic* bad..
The elephant then turned pink, and he shaked, as two more pink elephants emerged from him. They started dancing around the pirates, who were hitting them (and through them) like crazy. The elephants started singing.
Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
Pink elephants ev'rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade
The Pirates were slicing and dicing to no avail.
Captain Hook: You blundering idiots! Must I do everything myself?
He looked at Smee.
Captain Hook: SMEE! Go to the ship and fire the canon at these blasted elephants!
Smee followed orders, hopped on the ship, and fired at the Pink Elephants.
Captain Hook: Nice shot Smee!
As the smoke cleared, no pirates were left standing.
Spoiler:
The Pink Elephants sang their trumpets, and disappeared.
Captain Hook: Well, Smee. You made them go away. AND KILLED MY WHOLE CREW!
Hook smacked Smee over the head.
Smee: S-S-S-Sorry Cap'n
Hook: Let's go! We got a power shard to find...
Pongo: Come on, kids, follow me!
Perdita: In here, we can rest here.
The 99 Dalmatian puppies, hid in a cave, as a storm was coming.
The last two, Pongo and Perdita, the parents, were standing guard at the entrance.
Lucky, one of the dalmatians, started barking.
Pongo and Perdita turned around.
Pongo: What is it, darling?
Perdita: Probably nothing, let's just look-out for-
As they turned back around, they stared back the barrel of a gun.
The Hunter found 'em. It was no Bambi's mom, but maybe he could skin the dogs and sell the coats. Surely there was some crazy bitch out there who wanted the fur of 99 dalmatian puppies.
Pongo and Perdita backed up, and the Hunter advanced in the cave.
???: My, my, what a man, picking on defenseless puppies.
The voice was of a slender man, dressed in dark purple, with a top-hat to match. The Hunter pointed his rifle at Dr. Facilier.
Dr. Facilier confidently walked towards the Hunter, and Facilier's shadow was creeping up on the Hunter's shadow. The Hunter backed off, and almost tripped. The Shadow Man yelled out "boo!" as his face turned to a skeleton, and the Hunter shit his pants and ran off.
Dr. Facilier extended his hand to Pongo
"Doctor Facilier, pleasure to make your acquaintance."
Vincenzo Santorini pushed a cart of explosives towards the side of Pride Rock.
Vinnie: The road to the shard is covered in TNT, hehe!
Vincenzo's cart suddenly stumbled on something.
Vinnie: Santa Maria what is it this time? Oh! Are you okay, little buddy?
He picked up a donkey.
Eeyore: I guess... I was in the way, wasn't I?
Vinnie: Oh no! Me's just clumsy!
Eeyore: It's fine.. You can blame it on me... I can take it.. *sigh*
Vinnie: You can-a stay in my cart, ok? We'll go see a big boom, that should-a cheer you up. And if it doesn't, at least it-a cheer me up, no? Haha!
Eeyore: Okay...
Eeyore sat in the cart, as Vinnie set up enough explosives to create a whole new country.
Stitch and Angel were walking down to Pride Rock, holding their hands. Now, as a narrator, it's my job to tell you what the character want and are thinking.. but.. uhm..
Angel: Kanabahrrrrrr, ALAPETO!
Stitch: Boojiboo! Pego snepto!
Angel: AHAHAHAHHA, BELTONOMO!
Stitch: EEEEEEEEHEEEEE
Meanwhile, Ron Stoppable, with his trusty mole in his pants, ugh, waited, worded that wrong.
Meanwhile, Ron Stoppable, with Rufus hiding in his pocket, was wandering around the Savannah.
Ron: Wade. Come in. Wade? Oh, damn it. Well, Rufus, buddy, I guess we... what the?
Ron saw Stitch and Angel.
Ron: Hey, maybe they can help!
Rufus: Ananananan! NONONONO!
Ron: Hey, blue and pink dudes?
Stitch and Angel turned around.
Ron: I was wondering if you can point me to Pride Rock, I'm sure it's around here somewhere, because I-
Stitch: ONANAKA! PREDO!
Ron: Uhh.. I.. didn't.. quite get that.
Stitch turned to Angel: Boojiboo, wachana!
Stitch looked at Ron, and started waving his arms and screaming. Ron answered with a scream, and he started running. He tripped, and fell down a hole.
Angel giggled, and Stitch looked proud.
I mean, I'm not a genius at reading expressions off of aliens, but y'know.
Ron arrived with a thud at the bottom of the hole.
Ron: Ouch.. I think something pierced my stomach..
Rufus sighed, and went under Ron, and retrieved a golden object from under him.
Ron: Whoa! It looks like a.. lamp. Why is it so dusty?
He brushed the lamp, and it started shaking. He shrieked like a little girl, and tossed it aside. Blue smoke emerged from the lamp, and in a couple of seconds, something else emerged.
Genie: FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Ron: DON'T KILL ME!
Genie: Whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses there... MASTER! I'm not going to hurt you! Unless you're really into that sort of stuff I mean just wish for it and I'll do it but it'd be pretty weird but you know I had worse masters.
Ron: Did you say.. wish?
Genie: That's right, you clever secret agent you, I am MAGICAL GENIE OF THE LAMP. I grant you one wish, a-two wish, a-three wish, and then I poof back into my tiny little lamp for all eternity.
Ron: That's..
He looked at the lamp
Ron: That's...
He looked at Rufus, who shrugged
Ron: That's...
He looked at the Genie
Ron: AWESOME!
Mulan (dressed as Ping) was lost in the Savannah.
Mushu: I told you we should've taken a right by that tree!
Ping: Mushu, it's only trees here!
Mushu: Well I meant THAT tree!
Ping: Which one?
Mushu: I don't know, I lost sight of it.
Ping: Hey look!
Mulan pointed to a big, burly man dressed in red.
Ping: He might know!
Ping toughened up his voice, and man-strutted over to the man.
Ping: Ahem! Do you know where Pride Rock is?
Gaston: What? Why? Do I look lost? I am not lost! How dare you say I'm lost?!
Ping: I.. uh.. I didn't.. uh.. I mean: SHUT UP, OR I'LL SMACK YOU!
Gaston drew his sword
Gaston: Fight me like a man!
Ping: YES! A MAN! GRR!
Mushu: Mulan what the hell are you doing?
???: Hehehehe...Heheheheheh...
Ping (in the most girly voice ever): HYENAS!
Gaston turned around, and barely blocked a lunge from a hyena.
Gaston: They're afraid of fire! Got a torch?
Ping: I got something better!
Ping grabbed Mushu, and squeezed him, so he threw flames at the Hyenas, who scurried away.
Mushu: Woohoo! Great job, Mulan, you go girl!
Gaston: Gi.. Girl?
Mulan sighed.
Wade: Kim, I'm detecting radio-waves east of your position. Also, my scans indicate Ron was here too. I can't locate him now.
Kim: Thanks, Wade. I'll go see what the radio-waves are about.
Kim followed the radar, and he caught sight of a man with weird hair, in a lab coat, working on a sort of huge drill.
Doofenhsmirtz: Ah, Perry The Plat- wait, you're not Perry!
Kim: Hey, turns out I'm not!
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, doesn't matter anyway! This here is my Undergrounddiggingdeviceinator! It digs through the ground, any material!
Kim: And why did you build it?
Doofenshmirtz: So funny you asked, I was just about to tell you! When I was a little boy, my father dressed me up as a garden gnome and made me stay in front of the house all day. But from time to time, he would give me small breaks, where I was allowed to play in the garden. One day, I went to his pile of rocks, and accidentally crumbled it. He was so furious, that he made me build 10 piles of rocks. Now, I built the Undergrounddiggingdeviceinator so I can smash any rocks I want!
Kim: I asked why you built it now.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh. So I can dig my way to Pride Rock.
Kim: Sweet, I'm coming with. Also you should change the name to Drill-inator or something. It's shorter.
Doofenshmirtz: Drill-inator! Brilliant! Come on, let's dig!
He looked around one last time for Perry the Platypus, then he hopped ino the Drill-inator.
Peter Pan: Haha, that old cod Hook blew up his own crew! Hehe!
Peter Pan was sitting in a tree, watching the whole Savannah.
Bugs: Eeeeeh, what's up, Doc?
Peter Pan: Oh, I'm just admiring th-, heeey, how did you get up here?
Bugs: Well, I obviously climbed, I mean it wasn't easy I had my ups and downs but I eventually got up here, even though it took a little effort but I always say, Doc, you need effort to succeed in this world, it's a rabbit-eat-rabbit world out here and -
Peter Pan: Boy, you talk a lot, dontcha?
Bugs: Yeah, well I've been told that I talk a lot, Doc, but I just don't see it I mean I -
Peter Pan: What do you say we race to Pride Rock?
Bugs: Sheesh, I dunno, Doc.
Peter Pan: Can you fly?
Bugs: Can I?
Bugs suddenly appeared in a cartoon plane, with helmet and all.
Peter Pan laughed: Alright, I'll race you there.
Bugs: Last one there's an Elmer Fudd.
Peter Pan: A what?
The Queen of Hearts was at a table at their camp, looking at a map of the Pride Lands.
Queen of Hearts: WHO DESIGNED THIS? THIS IS UTTER BLABBER! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BAD MAP IN ALL MY LIFE!
Card Soldier: It was the Eight of Clubs, your Majesty.
Queen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF WITH HIS HEAD!
The Queen of Hearts mumbled something, then turned the map upside down.
Queen of Hearts: Soldier, this map is good, I've been looking at it upside down. Tell them to not decapitate the Eight of Clubs.
Card Soldier: I'm afraid it is too late, your Majesty.
Queen: WHAT? YOU DISOBEY ME!? OFFFFFF WITH YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAD!
The Card Soldier turned around, and walked slowly towards the exit of the tent, where he bumped into a reptilian in a fancy suit. The reptilian brushed himself, and walked over to the Queen of Hearts' table, and put a piece of paper on the Queen's map.
Toffee: Consider my offer, your Majesty.
The Queen looked intrigued at the piece of paper. She nodded.
Queen: Continue...
As dusk settled over the Pride Lands, the statue on top of Pride Rock started moving.
To be continued...
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This is great! XD I really like it so far.
Did you look up some of the words that Stitch and Angel use, or did you make them up? Because I'm pretty sure some of those were actually part of his language.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
Fukken dragon ball z plot right there
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Thanks a lot, guys!
I knew Boojiboo, but I made the others up xD
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