Power Shard: Boss Fight I
While the battle was raging, Bill Cipher found the body of the Hunter.
Bill: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
Scar: Nice of you to come visit, however, I am in no mood for visitors. Your friend Bill has given me quite the headache. In the mean-time, you can entertain yourself to.. MY guests.
Scar entered his cave, and as he did, the power shard in his stomach vibrated. The hyenas killed by the Card Soldiers re-animated, and started circling our heroes.
Hook: SMEE, PIRATES! ATTACK!
Then Hook scurried away in a bush, like a true pirate.
Smee: Al-l-lright, pirates, your first t-t-task is to -
But Pirate Stitch and Pirate Angel already set out to battle.
Smee: N-N-Nice job!
Meanwhile, Peter Pan and Bugs were levitating above the battlefield.
Peter Pan: That old codfish Hook is such a wimp.
Bugs: You said it, doc.
Toffee: Soldier! Hand me your halberd.
The Six of Clubs threw him his halberd, then got devoured by a hyena.
Toffee started twirling the halberd, pushing back the zombie hyenas.
Toffee: Your Majesty, you should get to safety!
Queen of Hearts: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Cards, take me to safety!
Some of the cards grabbed her carriage and took her away from the battle.
Toffee: That way you won't get your grubby paws on the power shard...
Toffee spun the Halberd around his body, knocking down the hyenas, then dashed for the cave. Gaston, however, had something to say about that. He tackled Toffee to the ground, and headed for the cave entrance.
Toffee was soon enough covered in Hyenas, ripping apart his body.
Gaston almost entered the cave, when he heard a friendly scream.
Mulan: Gaston! HELP!
Bugs: Nice weather for a brawl, ain't it doc?
Peter Pan laughed.
Goliath was valiantly fighting off dozens of Hyenas without breaking a sweat (gargoyles can't sweat).
Shenzi: Hey, guys. Look, easy prey.
Banzai: Yeah, let's rip his guts out!
Ed: HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed rushed Goliath, and started biting through him.
"How are they biting through stone?", Goliath thought.
Well, the narrator said, it's the effect of the Power Shard. Scar used it to enhance his Hyena Army.
Goliath, who didn't actually hear the narrator, grabbed Ed by the neck and tossed him into Shenzi and Banzai.
Goliath, then was swarmed by more and more hyenas.
Pirates Stitch and Angel were piling through Hyenas like butter.
Stitch: YARR!
He threw a hyena off the cliff.
Angel: YARR? BLAGHOO!
Angel tossed the hyena into Stitch.
Stitch: Boojiboo? Hehehehe!
Stitch jumped on Angel and they started play-fighting.
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed stepped in and threw a net over them, trapping them.
Stitch: AAH? BLASH! HASJDAHKSDYAHIDHAHD UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Shenzi: Boy, he's pissed!
Banzai: Like a fly in a trap.
Ed: HAHAHHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHSHAHSHHHH!
Angel looked into Ed's eyes, then started singing.
Acoota
chi-meeto
igatta
no mootah,
nagga to
nala
itume
tidooka
Ed stopped laughing. His look straightened, and he turned to Shenzi and Banzai.
Shenzi: What's wrong, Ed?
Banzai: You're freaking me out..
Ed: Hehe... Mwhahaha...
Ed jumped on Shenzi and Banzai and started gnawing, biting, and clawing into them. Soon enough, only bones remained of Shenzi and Banzai.
Stitch: Eegalagoo..
Ron: Ugh... GENIE? I'm going to be devoured by hyena zombies!
Rufus mumbled something. I think the word "idiot" was heard.
Genie: Just say the word, mon ami, and the hyenas go poof!
Rufus again muttered something. It was "YOU IDIOT JUST ASK FOR THE POWER CRYSTAL!"
Ron: GENIE! I WISH TO NOT GET KILLED BY HYENAS!
Genie: Boy, where were you in "How to use Genie Wishes" class?
Genie shielded Ron and Rufus from all the hyenas.
Rufus said something in mole-speak about getting that lamp.
Bugs: Would you like a carrot, doc?
Peter Pan: No thanks, Bugs. Those berries I found earlier were really good!
Mulan was fighting the hyenas, while Mushu was yelling "WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
Suddenly, a hyena jumped up and knocked Mulan's sword from her hand.
Mulan then saw Gaston knocking over Toffee.
Mulan: Gaston! HELP!
Gaston stopped. He looked at the cave, then at Mulan.
He sighed.
Gaston rushed to Mulan, and sliced through the hyenas with his sword.
Gaston: I thought you could handle yourself?
Mulan: Shut up. And thanks.
???: Sorry to interrupt, but..
Dr. Facilier was standing on a cliff, with 98 dalmatians behind him.
Facilier: Sorry to interrupt, but I've got a power shard to find.
He lifted a talisman above his head.
Facilier: Dalmatians.. meet my friends on the other side.
He smashed the talisman to the ground.
Suddenly, the 98 Dalmatians started twitching. Their bones were protruding through their skin, and their fur turned black. They grew 10 times their size, and grew huge claws and teeth.
Facilier: Now charge, my friends! Leave no Hyena standing, leave no Hyena alive!... And spare the others.
The Monstrous Dalmatians rampaged across Pride Rock, killing all the hyenas, freeing Stitch and Angel, helping Mulan, Gaston, Goliath and Ron, and helping Toffee regenerate himself.
Facilier jumped down from the cliff, and leaned on his cane.
Facilier: You all... OWE. ME.
Hook emerged from his bush: I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING YE BLASTED WITCH?
The Monstrous Dalmatians started barking at Hook.
Hook: FINE, FINE, YOU CURSED DOGS!
Smee: C-C-Calm down, Cap'n!
???: We-a missed the-a action, eh?
Vinnie climbed up the mountain, holding Eeyore, and a backpack full of explosives.
Toffee (who was still regenerating an arm): You must be the reason for the hole in the mountain. Impressive.
Queen of Hearts: YOU BLEW UP THE MOUNTAIN? OFFFFFFFFF WITH HIS HEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Vinnie: What're you, crazy? Cool your britches, lady.
Queen of Hearts: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Scar: That's enough.
Scar emerged from his cave. His mane turned to a dark flame, and his eyes were almost fiery.
Scar: If you want the shard, you'll have to take it from my dead body.
He sneered.
Scar: It shall not be an easy task. Others have tried...
Scar roared, and the dalmatians kneeled before him.
Facilier: What?! Get up!
Scar: They know whose power is greater. Do you?
Facilier backed off.
Stitch: Akoota!
Stitch ran up to Scar, and grabbed him by the side.
Stitch: Akoota chi-tay!
Angel went over to Scar.
A-koo dite
mutia-la
no taga,
nah toom
onta
tagito
teemicha
tooca
Scar tossed Stitch into Angel, and they tumbled away.
Scar: You think those petty incantations are worth anything?
Eeyore: Well... we'll all die.. That's too bad...
Vinnie: We'll-a not die today, my donkey friend!
Vincenzo took out a stick of dinamite from his bag, and tossed it to Scar.
Scar grabbed it in his mouth, and threw it at the Card Soldiers approaching, who was blasted into tiny pieces of paper.
Toffee: Save your soldiers, Your Highness. Besides, Scar has another thing coming.
Gaston rolled up his sleeves.
Gaston: Alright, you foul beast, come try a real man.
Gaston jumped and started wrestling Scar, but Scar's strength was greater.
Scar: Oooh, big man backing down? Such a shame..
Mulan: Hmm.. GASTON! TOSS HIM INTO THE AIR AND RUN!
Gaston threw Scar up into the air, and he backed down.
Scar only realised what was going to happen while he was airborne.
The ground started shaking, and the Drill-Inator emerged from the ground, piercing Scar right in the stomach, as the power shard dropped.
Kim reached out and grabbed it.
Kim: I got it!
Doofenshmirtz: No, I GOT IT!
Doofenshmirtz grabbed the shard, then kicked Kim out.
Doofenshmirtz: NOW I'm evil! HAHAHAHAH *cough cough* boy this savannah air is really hurting my esophagus.
A portal opened in the cave. Doofenshmirtz ran and entered the portal, leaving the Pride Lands with the Power Shard.
Kim: That bastard...
Kim ran in after him.
Dr Facilier: Come, dogs. We have a shard to retrieve!
Facilier hopped into the portal, with the 98 Monstrous Dalmatians after him.
Goliath: I shall not let evil win.
Goliath flew into the portal.
Toffee: Hmm.. After you, your Majesty.
The Queen of Hearts entered the portal, followed by her card soldiers.
Toffee: You ugly cow.
Toffee followed in after her.
Mulan and Mushu entered the portal, and Gaston right after them.
Mushu: Did you just check out her ass?
Gaston: Shut up.
Mulan: MUSHU!
Mushu: He totally did!
Vincenzo grabbed Eeyore.
Eeyore: We lost.... didn't we?...
Vinnie: Now-a don't worry, my little friend, we'll-a catch up soon enough...
Vinnie and Eeyore stepped through the portal.
Ron: Ugh.. I failed..
Rufus nodded.
Genie: Don't beat yourself up, Ron. You still have one wish. Usually the last one is the best. What will it be?
Ron: I don't know yet.
He thought of Kim.
Ron: Hey can you..
Genie: Nope, sorry. Can't make someone fall in love with you. It's against Genie rules.
Ron: Oh.. Well then, let's head through the portal first.
Ron got up, and headed for the portal.
Captain Hook: Alright, Pirates, move out!
Stitch, Angel and Smee marched through the portal.
Hook looked behind him, and saw Ron approaching. He got out his pistol.
Hook: Sorry boy, there's only room for one more on this ship!
A gunshot was heard, and Ron dropped to the floor, as the lamp rolled down to Hook. He grabbed it, and went for the portal.
Peter Pan: That old codfish.. Hey Bugs, let's not let him get away with this!
Peter Pan swooped down, and tripped Hook, who fell through the portal, but dropped the lamp.
Bugs went over to Ron.
Ron: Tell... *cough* Tell Kim I loved her.
Ron closed his eyes, as Rufus lay his head on his chest.
Bugs: Who's Kim, doc?
Bugs looked at Rufus, and then grabbed him and put him in his pocket. Peter Pan joined them.
Peter Pan: What happened?
Bugs: He's sleeping with the fishes, doc. I found his pet, though.
Peter Pan: It's a mole. We'll call him Tinkerbell.
Rufus did not like this, as he started mumbling something, which I will not translate, for there are very bad words.
Peter, Rufus (now Tinkerbell) and Bugs went through the portal.
Pongo and Perdita, who were locked in a cage by Facilier, now escaped, and were searching for their pups. They arrived at Pride Rock.
Pongo: Perdita, I think they went through that portal.
Perdita: I can't wait till we get that... monster, Pongo.
Pongo: Hold on, what's this?...
Pongo sniffed the lamp on the floor. Suddenly, it started shaking, and a blue man emerged.
Genie: HELLO MY NEW MAS- Dogs?
He took out a huge book and flipped through the pages.
Genie: People who can rub the Lamp: Let's see... Humans, Aliens, Klingons, Other Genies, Disney Villains.. Nope, doesn't say anything about dogs.
Pongo: So you can't help us?
Genie: WHOA! HOLD ON! TALKING DOGS? That's a whole 'nother story. So what will it be? Any 3 wishes.
Pongo looked at Perdita.
Perdita: Make us humans. And make us strong enough to beat Facilier.
Genie snapped his fingers.
Pongo and Perdita turned into two people. Pongo was strong and powerful, almost the same as Gaston, and Perdita was thin and athletic.
Pongo: Wow, this is weird.. Thanks a lot, Genie!
Genie: All in a day's work!
Pongo and Perdita ran to the portal with the Lamp.
Meanwhile, the Hunter approached the portal. He was moving rather odd, and his eyes were light blue and glowing.
Bill Cipher: Out of all the physical bodies, I had to get this stupid one. Ughhhh...
Scar: *Cough* You..
Bill Cipher: Well, if it isn't my good friend Scar! How's it going buddy?
Scar: I am not yet -
Bill Cipher: Sorry, I couldn't pay attention to what you were saying, I was starting at THE GUTS COMING OUT OF YOUR STOMACH. HAHAHA.
Scar: ...
Bill Cipher: Oh, don't bother, I'll be leaving you soon. Have fun in the Pride Lands, Scar. They look lovely this time of year.
Scar: Hey Bill...
Scar spit blood in Bill's face (which was the hunter)
Bill Cipher: YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Cipher stomped on Scar's head, crushing it.
"You ruined my new body's face!"
Bill Cipher stepped through the portal.
So, that was it for the Pride Lands. Join us next time when we see what Hades, the Lord of the Underworld, has in store for our heroes and villains.
Tao of Blue
Originally Posted by Juiz
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