I was just thinking... What if the Dalmatians were sent back to London? They'd have some explaining to do to Anita and roger. Especially the human ones...
Tao of Blue
I was just thinking... What if the Dalmatians were sent back to London? They'd have some explaining to do to Anita and roger. Especially the human ones...
Juiz: You can quote me on this: Klonoa is my favorite son.
Power Shard: Boss Fight II
Everyone (including Doofenshmirtz who was apparently and conveniently banished here) found themselves on an island in the middle of the river Styx.
Everyone was standing near the side of the island, and Hades was sitting on the other side, with his arms crossed.
Listen, you beat my titans (pretty shamefully I might add), you beat Chernabog (at least he took one of you down), so I guess some congratulations are in order. At this point, you all get a prize and a challenge. The prize is getting to see The Lovely Underworld! The challenge is taking on ITS GUARDIAN!
Hades poofed away, and loud "Grrr" noise was made. And not from Perry The Platypus.
A huge dog head emerged from the River Styx, and it was followed by another two huge dog heads. Three dog heads, means three dogs, right?
Nope!
Cerberus, the Guardian of The Underworld jumped out from Styx and started barking at everyone.
Facilier: Dogs, again?
Hook (whispering): Listen here, Tink. Your job is to pull a small prank on Peter Pan, so you get your vengeance. No harm will come, of course.. All you have to do is...
Tinkerbell listened closely.
Facilier rubbed the lamp.
Genie: Can I take your order?
Facilier: I wish for a voodoo doll of..
He looked around the map.
Facilier: Doofenshmirtz.
Genie: One voodoo doll of Doofenshmirtz. That will be 15,95$, would you also like to try our special selection of pins and needles?
Goliath turned to his fellow competitors.
Goliath: In this time of need, we must work together if we aim to defeat this evil. Are you with me?
Stitch and Angel stepped foward.
Angel: Okie-Tata!
Cap'n Smee: B-B-But you can't do that! You're pirates! You don't help!
Stitch turned around and stuck his tongue out at Smee, who suddenly was without a crew.
Kim Possible: I shall help as well.
Peter Pan: Me too!
Mulan: Me and Mushu shall help!
Perry: Grrr.
Toffee stepped forward. He moved robotically, and his eyes were shining blue.
Toffee: I SHALL JOIN AS WELL!
Toffee: I'm not a fan of you being in my head, controlling me, Cipher.
Cipher: Are you kidding me? Your body is awesome! I CAN HURT MYSELF.. well, YOURSELF, ALL I WANT!
Toffee: Just don't betray me.
Cipher: Never!
So, the battle of who had the most tricks up their sleeves between a Dream Demon and a Lizard continued.
Goliath: We shall from this day forward be known as the Defenders, and we shall take the Power Shards back to Yen Sid, so that they are safe.
The Defenders (Stitch and Angel, Kim, Peter Pan, Perry Mulan and Toffee) agreed, then they surrounded Cerberus.
Kim Possible ran up to him, and as Cerberus extended one head to bite Kim, she tossed a glue grenade in his mouth. The grenade exploded, preventing Cerberus from closing or opening his mouth.
Stitch and Angel stepped forth, as Cerberus started shooting fireballs at everyone. Angel grabbed the head, and Stitch started punching it.
Peter Pan grabbed Mulan, and dropped her onto Cerberus' back. Cerberus started jumping back and forth, but Mulan held onto Cerberus' back.
Mulan: Mushu! Heat it up!
Mushu: You got it, girl!
Mushu poked out his head, and heated up the sword, then Mulan stabbed Cerberus in the back. Oddly enough, this is the last time in this BR that someone will stab someone else in the back literally.
Goliath stepped in, and grabbed Cerberus by the tail, spinning him around, then finally releasing him, throwing him into the Styx River.
Goliath: Good job, Defenders.
Applause, Applause! Oh, how Cerberus went down! Too bad he's getting right back up but that's none of my business..
The ground started turning black, as small blasts of darkness popped up.
One right under Hook for that matter, as he started hopping around.
Hook: SMEE! HELP!
Smee: I can't control the powers of darkness, C-C-Capn'!.. Yet..
Hook: WHAT?
Smee: N-N-Nothing, Cap'n!
Cerberus jumped out of Styx.
Goliath: We have to fight him again, but this time, we have to be careful of the ground emanati-
Goliath got hit by a headbutt from Cerberus, sending him packing.
Tinkerbell then flew towards Cerberus.
Peter Pan: Tinkerbell! No!
Pan rushed to Cerberus, and threw Tinkerbell out of the way of his bite. Cerberus' other head followed up, and bit Peter Pan in half.
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Hook: Haha! Great work Tinkerbell!
Tinkerbell was shocked, she didn't want it to come to this.
Cerberus was creating chaos, and no one could stand up to him. The only ones still standing were Facilier, Doofenshmirtz and Toffee-Cipher.
Facilier was waiting for the right moment.
Doofenshmirtz was browsing Villain Weekly.
And Toffee-Cipher stepped up.
He casually walked up to Cerberus, then clapped twice in front of him.
Cerberus started twitching, and gradually decreasing in size. His teeth retracted, his claws dulled, and after the process was complete he was a small pup.
Aww, I remember him when he was like this. He used to be so cute.
Toffee-Cipher snapped his fingers and Cerberus disintegrated.
Toffee: Why did you do that AFTER you took the trouble of reversing his age?
Cipher: My own enjoyment, mostly!
Aw, man. YOU KILLED MY DOG. HERE, HAVE YOUR POWER SHARD. AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY UNDERWORLD! I HOPE FROLLO SKINS YOU ALL ALIVE! Bye!
The shard fell from the sky onto the island. And chaos spread fast.
Facilier rushed to the shard, dropping the lamp. Vinnie (who was not interested in the shard) picked it up.
Bugs tripped Facilier, who fell face down onto the ground.
Toffee-Cipher reached for the shard, but Perry the Platypus snatched it with his beak, but it slipped.
Hook reached out for it, but he reached out with the wrong hand, hitting his hook against the shard, knocking it away.
Mulan ran to catch it mid-air, but tripped over Stitch and Angel.
A hand was lifted, and grabbed the shard, securing it.
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Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, two in a row! I'm on a roll!
Vinnie rubbed the lamp.
Genie: WELL HELLO THERE MAS- Wow, you look down in the dumps. What's wrong?
Vinnie: My little-a friend is dead because of-a me.
Genie: Well, sorry buddy, I can't do anything about... wait a second!
Genie snapped his fingers, and Eeyore appeared next to Vincenzo.
Vincenzo hugged him: I thought-a you died!
Eeyore: No... I was just behind a boulder...
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Everyone else was teleported from the Underworld.
They could already hear the bells of Notre-Dame.
To be continued...
Last edited by Turtlesauce; 12-28-2015 at 12:09 PM.
Originally Posted by Dion
yay eeyore : D
Nice ep (y)
EEYORE FUCK YEAH GO KICK EVERYBODY'S ASSES... somehow
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I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
Tao of Blue
Eeyore!!! :D
Juiz: You can quote me on this: Klonoa is my favorite son.
Mah little buddy
It would be ironic for Eeyore to kick Ass
Well he's kicking himself just a bit every day.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
Chapter Seven: The Bells of Notre-Dame
Judge Claude Frollo was sitting in front of the fire, playing with a small cross between his fingers.
A burly, asian-looking man entered the room.
"Frollo. They arrived."
Frollo gripped the power shard in his pocket. "Take care of them"
The asian man nodded and left the room.
Everyone arrived in Paris.
Goliath: Alright, Defenders, let's find Frollo and -
Guards surrounded them.
Guard Captain: Seize them, men.
The Guard grabbed our heroes, who didn't really protest. Most of them knew that ruckus shouldn't be caused in such a busy area. Almost all of them.
Hook: TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME YA BLASTED MOMMA'S BOY!
The Guard Captain smacked him in the mouth, knocking him out.
Meanwhile, on the other side of Paris, Bugs Bunny was completely ignored by city guards. Probably because he wasn't actually Disney.
A vision of Yen Sid appeared before him.
"Roger Rabbit, you must go and free your fellow - You're not Roger Rabbit"
"I can be, doc. I just need the right FRAME of mind."
Yen Sid sighed.
"Just go free them from Notre-Dame, ok?"
Bugs nodded.
"You know I can't see you, so I'm going to need vocal confirmation."
"Yeah, doc, sure."
The vision of Yen Sid disappeared. Bugs turned to the screen.
"Most powerful Wizard hasn't heard of Audio-Visual yet."
And so Bugs was off to save his frie-
"Carrots 1 gold coin a kilo? This is my lucky day, doc!"
After stuffing himself with carrots, Bugs was off to save his friends.
Torturer: SPIT IT OUT!
The Torturer punched Hook in thegabbermouth.
Hook: I SHAN'T DO THAT YA BLASTED PRICK!
The Torturer punched him in the stomach.
Torturer: Fine.. Fine.. If you won't tell me which of you has the shards..
Hook: WHAT?! THAT WAS WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW?! YE BLEEDING IDIOT YOU'VE BEEN TORTURING ME FOR HALF AN HOUR INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY SEARCHING US?!
Torturer: Uh..
Hook: LOOK!
He pointed to Doofenshmirtz.
Hook: THAT GUY IS ACTUALLY HOLDING BOTH POWER SHARDS IN HIS BLASTED HANDS!
Torturer: Oh.. Well, thanks.
Hook: What? Aren't you gonna release me?
Torturer: I hate being called an idiot.
The Torturer left the room, and shut the cell door behind him.
Hook: Blasted torturer... What the...?
Tinkerbell flew in through the grates.
Hook: TINK! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! UNTIE ME!
Tinkerbell grabbed a pair of scissors.
Hook: What are you doing with those? Tinkerbell?!
The Torturer passed by the first cell, where Vincenzo and the Genie were locked.
Genie: So, my-a friend, what shall-a be your-a wish?
Vincenzo: You-a making fun-a my accent?
Genie: Uh.. so what'll be your second wish?
Vincenzo: Hmm. Can'a you give me, like-a small.. pouch? That can hold-a some-a nitroglycerin, some-a sulfuric acid, maybe-a some baking soda..
Genie: Hey buddy, how about a Magic Satchel? It can hold
ANYTHING
YOU
WANT
and it's very very tiny.
Vincenzo: Can it-a hold.. a bomb?
Genie: YEP!
Vincenzo: Can it-a hold.. a bag-a bombs?
Genie: YEP!
Vincenzo: Can it-a hold.. My little-a friend?
Genie: YEP!
Vincenzo: Sold!
Genie snapped his fingers, and Vinnie received a Magic Satchel.
Genie: And for your last wish?
Vinnie looked at Genie: What do YOU want?
The Torturer passed by the second cell, where Kim Possible and Perry the Platypus were.
Kim Possible: So.. you're a secret agent?
Grr.
Kim: I see. How come?
Grr.
Kim: That's a weird name.
Grr.
Kim: Haha, I guess you're right.
Grr.
Kim: An alliance? Why not?
Grr.
Kim and Perry shook uhm.. hands.
The Torturer moved onto the third cell, which Goliath shared with Toffee-Cipher.
Goliath: I know what you are.
Toffee-Cipher: YES, OF COURSE! I'm Toffee!
Goliath: You're in over your head if you think Toffee won't screw you over, Cipher.
Toffee smirked.
Cipher: What are you smiling about?
Toffee: Nothing in particular.
Cipher: Remember, you don't have ANY KIND of leverage, I am controlling your BODY, your MIND, and your LIFE.
Toffee: I know.
Toffee smirked again.
Toffee-Cipher: Hrngh.. How'd you know?
Goliath: Your eyes are glowing.
Toffee-Cipher: You'd be surprised how many people are COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that.
Goliath: Hmph. You won't win.
Toffee-Cipher: HMPH. YOU WON'T WIN.
Goliath: Mature.
Toffee-Cipher: MATURE.
The Torturer moved on to the fourth cell.
Facilier was sitting in a corner, playing with a bronze coin, while Stitch and Angel were in the middle of the cell, talking to Eeyore.
Stitch: Boojiboo, naga yuuga. Me talk.
Angel nodded, and jumped on the bed.
Facilier observed carefully.
Stitch approached Eeyore.
Stitch: Hi!
Eeyore: Hello..
Stitch: I'm Stitch. You?
Eeyore: The name's Eeyore.. but it's probably not important..
Stitch leaned in, 2 inches away from Eeyore's face and smiled.
Stitch: You wanna friends with me and Boojiboo?
Eeyore: I guess.. I ain't much help tho..
Stitch hugged Eeyore: We are.. family now.
Angel joined in on the hug.
Facilier got up.
Dr. Facilier: This is such a nice moment, but Eeyore, my friend, I can see you are quite troubled.. Perhaps you would like Doctor Facilier to cure you of-
Stitch pushed him back.
Stitch: You evil. I don't like you.
Facilier stepped back: Alright, alright, no need to get fiesty..
The Torturer finally arrived at the last cell.
Doofenshmirtz was holding the two Power Shards, and Mulan and Mushu were sitting on the bed.
Power Shard: What.. do you.. desire..
The Torturer opened the cell.
Doofenshmirtz: I want..
Mulan threw Mushu at Doofenshmirtz, who got scared and accidentally threw one of the Shards out of the cell. Mushu grabbed the other shard.
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The Torturer reached out, but he didn't grab the shard.
Goliath noticed this, and smashed the cell open.
Toffee-Cipher: THANK YOU!
Toffee-Cipher stopped time.
Toffee-Cipher moved past the time-halted Goliath, sticking his tongue at him, then arrived face to face with the Power Shard. He placed his hand under it, and released time, the power shard falling into his hand.
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Toffee: Will you release me now?
Cipher: Without the other power shard? What are you.. CRAZY?! hahahahahah
Toffee squinted.
Torturer: Wow, I'm bad at my job.
The Prison Door slammed open, and a burly figure stepped in.
Mulan: Shan Yu!
He stared down Toffee-Cipher. Goliath, Mulan, and Doofenshmirtz went back into their cages.
Toffee-Cipher showed him the Power Shard.
Shan Yu smiled, and showed him another Power Shard.
Toffee-Cipher: WHAT? Frollo's supposed to have it not this IDIOT!
Shan Yu grabbed Toffeeo-Cipher, and chokeslammed him (Goku-style) into the ground, then tossed him into the cage.
Shan Yu then spun his sword in a circular motion, locking the door with dark magic.
Shan Yu: No one is getting out now.
Bugs arrived at the entrance of Notre-Dame. He cartoon'd himself into a nun costume, and walked in.
As soon as he opened the door, he walked straight into a group of nuns.
Nun 1: Clarice, is that you?
Nun 2: Where are you going Clarice?
Nun 3: Oh you got a sweet ass, Clarice.
Nun 4: Where are you headed? It's mass.
Nun Bugs: Uh.. I want to go to the Prison Room.
Nun 3: Such a nice ass.
Nun 2: Why would you want to Prison Room?
Nun Bugs: I.. want to.. uh.. Torture some Heretics?
Nun 4: DURING MASS?
Nun Bugs: Uhh..
Nun 1: Of course, that's the best time! Haha, remember to pluck out their eyes.
The Nuns left, leaving Bugs scarred for life.
But he went down the stairs and saw a really bloody door.
Bugs: Sure, why not.
Bugs opened the door wide open, and stared straight into the face of the person 4 inches in front of the door, Shan Yu, who grabbed his neck and started choking him.
Time stopped. And another Bugs Bunny appeared on the screen.
Bugs Bunny: Hold on, that's not all, folks!
Bugs grabbed the screen and sent it back before Bugs opened the door.
Bugs touched the door, then looked at his watch.
Bugs: 1. 2. 3. 4.
Bugs opened the door wide open, and it hit Shan Yu in the head, knocking him out.
Bugs looked at the screen and winked.
Facilier: Of course the bipedal rabbit saved us.
Bugs: If you wanna stay in a cage, doc, that's fine by me.
Toffee-Cipher rushed to the body of Shan Yu, and as he grabbed Shan Yu's power shard, it turned to dust.
Then he noticed there was another Power Shard on the table. Fake.
Toffee-Cipher: Motherfucking Frollo.
Screams were heard from the torture room.
Mulan rushed to open the door, and Tinkerbell flew out immediately, holding a pair of scissors.
The sight inside horrified them all.
Hook was..
Spoiler:
To be continued...
Holy fuck THINKERBELL IS SAVAGE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, HOW DARE SHE DO THAT
[nice episode bro! Keep on trucking <3]
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