They should be very scared if Genie gets his freedom.Originally Posted by Deadpool
They should be very scared if Genie gets his freedom.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
But will Genie even want to stick around if he gets free?
Fair point. If I know genies, he'll take an all expense-paid trip to Hawaii.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
[C'mon you can win dis Tink]
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Beast was moving through the streets of Paris. Thankfully, it was night, and no one was there to see him.
He took me away from my Castle, from Belle, and turned me back into a beast, just so I could help him retrieve some shards? HRRAGH, I'll rip his head off his shoulders once I get to him! But.. uh.. How do I get to him?
"AAA!"
A child saw him.
Beast: Hey kid, calm down, I won't hurt you!
"AAA!"
Beast: Hey, hey, look! I have candy!
Beast extended his huge, furry, arm, holding a small chocolate teddy bear. The kid stopped screaming, but Beast accidentally crushed the chocolate teddy bear, making the kid go nuts, yelling and running away.
Beast sighed, then he went towards Notre-Dame. He saw lights and heard screams from atop the cathedral. He rushed towards the entrance, but it was locked.
Hrrgh. I have to take the hard route.
Beast jumped on the wall, and slowly started climbing the wall, when he noticed the side door of the Cathedral open.
Oh. Nevermind, then.
Beast entered the Cathedral, knowing that was the only way he could see Belle again.
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Power Shard: Boss Fight III
A clean-shaven Hook ran towards Tinkerbell.
Hook: I'LL FEED YOU TO THE DOGS YE BLASTED FAIRY
Hook almost grabbed Tink, when a hunk of stone intervened.
Goliath: Step back, Hook.
Hook: I'LL NOT HAVE A DAMNED STONE TELLING ME WHAT TO D-
Goliath punched Hook in the face, the force being enough to push him into a wall. Jeez.
Goliath turned to everyone: We must get the shards.
Toffee-Cipher: THANKS FOR INFORMING US, OH MIGHTY GOLIATH, I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT!
Toffee-Cipher stormed out of the prison cell. He arrived in the chapel. He saw that every nun had a power shard.
Toffee-Cipher: OHHH FROLLO IS SMART! I'll make sure he isn't.
Toffee: Nice threat.
Cipher: Shut up, voice in my head!
Toffee: You are a voice in my head, actually.
Cipher: I could easily kill you right now, you know that?
Toffee: Try it.
Cipher: Sadly, I need your body.
Vincenzo: Alright, Genie, I wish-a for you to be free, friend!
Genie: WHAT?!
Genie's shackles fell, and he gained a nice pair of legs.
Genie: WHOA, THANKS A LOT!
Genie grabbed a suitcase, a Hawaiian t-shirt, and poofed away.
Vincenzo smiled: Ah, freedom! The thing that let's-a you blow stuff up!
Genie poofed back: Did you say "friend"?
Vinnie: Of course you're-a my friend, what did-a you think?
Genie: Oh, man! Well how could I leave my italiano friend here? C'mon, we're going to Hawaii.
Genie extended his hand.
Vinnie got up, placed the bag on his back, and exit the room.
Vinnie: I can't, my-a Genie friend. I promised I-a bring shard back.
Vinnie left the prison room.
Doofenshmirtz walked up to the Genie.
Doofenshmirtz: You're a Genie, right?
Genie: Yea...
Doofenshmirtz: Can you summon up, like, one of those freaky magazines about nerds that make battle robots?
Genie: Yeah, whatever..
Stitch and Angel grabbed Eeyore and (like everybody else), headed for the top of Notre-Dame, because in video games stuff always happens at the top of the Cathedral.
But Stitch and Angel had a problem with the fact that there was a mass going on.
Nuns: ALIENS! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Eeyore: Calm down ma'am.. we're completely.. harmless...
Nuns: TALKING DONKEY AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Eeyore sighed. Stitch and Angel were amused.
Hook awoke in the cell.
"Blasted gargoyle"
He stumbled outside the cathedral, and he caught a glimpse of Seine.
"Hmm.."
Mulan stopped on the stairs.
Mulan: Mushu, what do we do with the power shard?
Mulan held out the shard. It was emanating.
Mushu: Damn, girl, I don't know
Power Shard: What... is your.. request?
Mulan: Uhh, I'll get back to you on that!
Power Shard: What? You don't want anything? That's weird, huh-huh!
Mulan: What?
Power Shard: Very well...
The Power Shard turned inactive, for now.
Mushu: That was weird.
Mulan: Very!
Vincenzo Santorini, Kim Possible with his new agent friend, Perry, Bugs, Goliath with a Tinkerbell on top, Toffee-Cipher and Dr. Facilier.
Those are the people that went to the rooftop. And there was Frollo, holding a blade.
(Listen to this while reading this next paragraph.
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Frollo: Why do you follow orders blindly? You kill eachother like idiots just because Yen Sid told you to. You know not what the shards do, except they give you power. You risk death for power?
Goliath: I risk my life so that people like you won't get that power.
Frollo: People like me? You know nothing of me, except that I'm evil. God knows there is no evil, there is only the wretched that must be cut down. I may be evil, but once I smite you down God shall look down upon me AND KNOW THAT I HAVE DONE HIS WORK! GOD'S WORK IS TO JUDGE YOU, AND MY WORK IS TO SEND YOU TO HIM!
Frollo stuck his sword in the ground with both hands, as it lit aflame. (skip to 2:46)
Frollo: GOD, OPEN THE SKIES!
The night sky turned red, and the moon turned crimson. Clouds turned to fireballs, and Hellfire surrounded the rooftops of Notre-Dame.
Frollo: FEEL HELLFIRE BURN YOU THROUGH AND THROUGH
Bugs: What a wacko.
Goliath stepped forth, as Frollo swinged his blade. Goliath caught it in his hand.
Goliath: Your righteous talk doesn't affect me. I saved more people than you will ever "cleanse".
Tinkerbell: :-P
Frollo: HEATHEN!
Frollo's blade burned even more, melting through Goliath's hand. The Gargoyle then hit with his other hand, knocking Frollo down.
Frollo: LORD, SHOW ME YOUR SUN!
As he said this, the fiery clouds moved, revealing a blooded Sun.
Goliath: No!
Goliath instantly turned to stone. Frollo laughed, as he pushed Goliath away, and lifted his sword to shatter him. Tinkerbell got in front of Frollo, trying to protect Goliath.
Bugs: Hey doc!
Frollo turned around, and slashed at Bugs.
Bugs: I'm over here, doc!
Frollo again slashed to his left, but he didn't hit anything. Bugs' head appeared right in front of him.
Bugs: I'm up here, doc!
Frollo looked above him. Bugs Bunny was standing on his head. He slashed above him, but he accidentally threw his sword.
Frollo: NO!
He ran towards the sword, but some firecrackers popped next to the sword, blocking him.
Vinnie: Fight-a like a man. You-a need big flaming-a sword to beat us?
Facilier: I wouldn't talk if I were you, considering you have a bag full of explosives.
Facilier was leaning against a wall, not caring about the battle.
Vinnie turned to Facilier: BIG BOOM IS FOR REAL MEN, SHADOW BOY!
Frollo took advantage of this, and pushed Vincenzo aside, and grabbed his blade.
Toffee: Shouldn't you step in?
Cipher: NO, MY LITTLE PADAWAN, WE WAIT. For the right moment...
Frollo: NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE -
A blue Platypus jump-kicked Frollo to a nice tune.
AGEEENT P!
Then Kim came from the side, and dropped a glue pellet at Frollo's feet. Kim back-flipped away, and Frollo found himself stuck to the floor, and with the footprint of a Platypus tattooed on his face.
Frollo yelled out in rage, and his whole body burst into flames. Once the flames vanished, his eyes were red, and fumes were emanating from his body. He tossed a fireball towards Kim and Perry, hitting them head on.
Frollo: YES. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS!
The door to the rooftop slammed open, and Doofenshmirtz in his BattleMechInator walked in.
Facilier: Hmph.
Frollo jumped in, sword blazing, and hit Doofenshmirtz's mech, but it didn't even scratch it.
Doofenshmirtz: BattleMechInator, use PUNCHINATOR!
The BMI extended his hand, and Punchinator'd Frollo.
Doofenshmirtz: YES! FINALLY! Something I do actually works, this is amazing. I have to call L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.S. after this! KICKINATOR!
The BMI kicked Frollo down.
Facilier took out the Doofenshmirtz Voodoo Doll that Genie gave him. He twisted it.
Doofenshmirtz started twitching in his BMI, and the BMI ran towards the edge of the cathedral. Doofenshmirtz jumped out, and barely grabbed the ledge.
Kim saw Facilier holding the puppet, and threw a pebble off the ground at him, and he dropped the puppet.
Facilier: What? Damn you, I used a WISH for that!
Facilier walked over, pretty pissed, to Kim, who was still on the ground, and tried to hit her with the cane, but Kim just slide-kicked, knocking Facilier down while she got up.
Frollo: YOU WHORE!
Frollo walked up and grabbed Kim by the neck, his flaming hand scorching her neck.
Frollo: Your neck is so soft.. I love squeezing it... you'll look much prettier once I slice it off..
Frollo took out his blade, but he was tackled to the ground.
Doofenshmirtz punched Frollo, but he was a scientist, not a fighter. Frollo kicked him back, then stuck the flaming sword in his heart.
Frollo: WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT, HEATHEN?!
???: RAAAAWR!
Frollo turned around, and his last image was of a huge mountain of fur and claws. Beast swooped in from the door and ripped off his head.
Vinnie: Mamma mia!
Kim rushed to Doofenshmirtz.
Kim: Why did you do that?
Doofenshmirtz coughed up blood: I'm an evil genius... not a jerk genius.. *cough*.. Promise me.. my -inators shall live on..
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Doofenshmirtz drew his last breath, and Kim closed his eyes, and then got back up, holding in the emotions.
Beast grabbed the shard: Hi.. guys. My name is.. well, they call me Beast.
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Bugs: Sorry to interrupt, doc, but those look like huge cannonballs.
Hook's Ship arrived at the river Seine.
He boarded it.
Hook: ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOTS, I WANT YOU TO FIRE EVERYTHING YOU GOT AT THAT CATHEDRAL! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A CANNONBALL OR YOUR MOTHER, JUST..
Smee: C-Cap'n, where's your moust-
Hook: FIRE!!!!!!
To be continued...
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