Holy fucking shit, that hellfire music hella fits, and yaaas finally i got a potential winner in my hands
Holy fucking shit, that hellfire music hella fits, and yaaas finally i got a potential winner in my hands
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[DOOFENSHMIRTZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
good chapter btw xP
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I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)
Doof. ;-;
Your scenes with Frollo were amazing. And I can't wait to see what Hook does.
And all of my yes for the Genie/Vincenzo scene! XD
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
Fucks. Shit. Up.Originally Posted by Lyra Heartstrings
Chaos: Part One
Cannonballs rained down on Notre-Dame.
Hook: GIVE EM HELL, BOYS! And if any blasted elephants show up, just IGNORE THEM! ARE YOU READY, BOYS!
Pirates: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Hook: I CAAAN'T HEAR YOUUU
Pirates: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Hook: FIRE!
A second round of cannonballs fired from the ship
Beast was dragging the Goliath statue to safety.
Beast: Someone help me move this!
Facilier stepped forward: Greetings, my name is -
Beast: Wha?
He turned around and accidentally smacked Facilier over the head with his elbow, knocking him unconscious.
Beast: Oh, sorry..
Kim: Don't worry, he was a jerk. Here, I'll help you with Goliath. You pull, I'll push.
Suddenly, a rope latched onto Goliath, and it pulled it to the door with a mechanical device.
*AGEEENT P!*
Grr.
Kim: Great job, P! Come on, Beast, let's drag him down the stairs before Captain Nutjob destroys the cathedral.
Toffee-Cipher: WHY AREN"T WE TELEPORTING TO A DIFFERENT LOCATION!?
Toffee-Cipher did not care cannonballs were raining down on him.
He looked at Beast's stone and Mulan's stone.
Toffee-Cipher moved his hands in a vertical motion, and both stones appeared in front of him. Beast did not notice, but Mulan did.
Mushu: HEY YOU BIG F-
Mulan covered Mushu's mouth: He's too strong for us. Just wait..
Mulan ran to cover, then looked at Toffee-Cipher
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Toffee: Great. Now release me.
Cipher: NOPE! Your body is great!
Toffee: Are you saying that all three shards are yours?
Cipher: YES! ALL THREE SHARDS ARE MINE AND I BETRAYED YOU! SUCK IT. Wait, what's that ticking?
A necklace started ticking at Toffee-Cipher's neck.
Cipher saw a glimpse of the future.
Toffee-Cipher: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU
Toffee's head exploded, ejecting Cipher from the body.
Toffee's head started growing back, slowly.
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Cipher: NO! NONONONO!
Cipher saw the unconscious Facilier.
Cipher: COME TO MAMA!
Cipher entered Facilier's head.
Everything was dark, except for a few dimmed purple lights.
Cipher: What the hell is this? Where's this guy's brain?! HELLOOO!?
???: Hello.
A voodoo mask responded.
Cipher: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
???: Me?
???: Or Me?
Two more Voodoo masks appeared.
Cipher: ALRIGHT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? IS THIS FACILIER'S HEAD?
Voodoo Mask: Facilier? He's our friend..
Voodoo Mask: Yep.. our friend from the other side.. and he just delivered to us..
Voodoo Mask: A fine tribute... Not every day we get a dream demon visiting.
Cipher: A.. TRIBUTE? I'M OUTTA HERE!
Bill Cipher left Facilier's head, but his shadow woke up, grabbed Cipher, smiled, and pulled him back him.
Voodoo Mask: Where are you going, Dream Demon? Stay here with us!
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.
Cipher: WHY ARE YOU ALL SINGING?!
Dum-dum-dum-dum-ARE YOU REAAADY!?
Cipher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE CANDLES?!
Dum-dum-dum-dum-ARE YOU... REAAAADY?!
Cipher: BACK OFF YA WEIRDOS! AAAAAAAAAAH
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Facilier woke up, and saw his shadow grinning.
Facilier: I guess the friends are happy?
The shadow tossed him a trinket.
Facilier smiled, dark thoughts filling his mind.
Mulan ran over to Toffee's regenerating body, and grabbed the Power Shards, and darted to the exit.
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Vinnie ran towards to door, but it was blocked by Beast pushing Goliath down the stairs.
Vinnie: Ey-a Beast? How-about you move your hairy ass outta the way, eh?
Beast turned around, and saw Vinnie blasted by a cannonball. Beast frowned, but continued to push Goliath down.
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Genie popped up: I'm not letting my buddy die!
Genie snapped his fingers, and Vinnie got up.
Vinnie: Mamma mia, that'a boulder almost made me a Vince Lasagna!
Genie: Tehnically it would've been a quiche, and tehnically it did. But what are Genie-Bros for, huh?
Vinnie: Oh, you-a big lump-a blue smoke, I knew you'd a come around!
Genie: Friendship montage?
Vinnie: What?!
Beast, Kim and Perry were pushing the Goliath statue down the stairs.
Tinkerbell rushed by.
Kim: Tinkerbell, you've done enough. Please, we don't need your help..
Tink went to Perry, who gave a mean grr.
Tink decided to take matter into her own fairy hands, and went to the other side of the statue.
Beast: WAIT WAIT!
Beast slipped and dropped the statue, and it went down the stairs, then landed. On something soft. With little wings.
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Kim: We should've just let her help..
Beast: Who was that anyway?
Join us in Part Two to see the fates of Stitch, Angel, Eeyore, Bugs, Hook, and the infamous Pink Elephants.
Last edited by Turtlesauce; 01-05-2016 at 03:09 PM.
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[more like poor cipher]
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[Voodoo Gods > Dream Demon]
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