Cartoonnetwork vs Nick Toons

[Poles]

Grade-A storytelling right durr
Really though, good episode :OO characters are done really well :3

[Turtlesauce]

Oh my god I loved this episode xD

I can tell you take your time with writing and research, this has more polish in it than Kubby.

[Kubby]

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...God dammit Turtle.

[YellowNerd]

That was fucking amazing

[rangernumberx]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[Moonjik]

Holy shit this is good.

[Klonoa]

Keep it coming! We all want more!

[Faker]

Episode 2: Giants, Giants Everywhere...

The screen is black and then suddenly the star space comes back, growing until the whole scene is visible.

We're exactly where we left off, in the midst of a powdered toast downpour, Garnet heartily enjoying one. The Spies have also taken to enjoying the snack.

Suddenly, a giant beam, overflowing with electricity, is shot at the three. The Spies narrowly dived out of the way, but Garnet wasn't as nimble. Her skin began breaking out in white, glowing cracks, until her body was evaporated (re-used Deathstroke death ftw).

Jenny slowly descended, landing to check the damage. The dust cleared, and Garnet was nowhere to be found. Two gems, one ruby and one sapphire, lay in the destruction's wake.

"Talk about a letdown. Seeing her fight, I thought she would've dodged that for sure. Well, can't let these go to waste," commented Jenny. She picked up the two gems and swallowed them whole.

Of course, she wasn't eating them, she was storing them to give to Brad for her "totally not a date" date.

The gems clunked and landed in a safe-like structure in her abdomen.

Little did she know...

***

The two Spies were in a panic. Garnet was their one chance at survival. Sure, they're tricky, but so is a majority of their competition. They ran looking for more allies, hoping they do so before an adversary arrives.

Out of the corner of the White Spy's eyes he saw what seemed to be a blue and brown blur, but that's about all he could do before they crashed into him. The Roadrunner instantly stopped, Wile E. Coyote having had hitched a ride. The White Spy sat up, and looked over to the Black Spy, then back to the Looney Tunes duo.

This was a trickster alliance of the ages.

***

Zap! Zap!

Screams rang out, and buildings crumpled to dust. Death was in the air as more and more of the city began breaking apart.

"Yeah! This is awesome!" yelled out Timmy as he continued destroying the city in one of the arcade games. "Poof, look at this!" he beckoned. Poof flew over and watched the digital carnage. He smiled and waved his magic rattle, "Poof Poof!" He turned into a large Godzilla-like (but not completely Godzilla because that's copyrighted) monster, albeit with a purple color scheme. He tore the roof off the arcade and smashed his way out of the building.

Wanda once again found herself facepalming.

***

Jake was enjoying his little stroll. At the size he was at, he could see over all of the rooftops, giving him a great vantage point. He saw a lot of the stuff go down; Garnet killing Powdered Toastman, Numbuh 1 firing gum at Zuko, etc.; but he didn't really feel like getting caught up in any of that.

"Jake, let me down real quick," requested Finn.

"Going down!" he exclaimed. He put his arm slanted toward the ground and morphed part of his arm to act as an escalator, letting Finn down.

Finn laughed and hopped off near the end of the ride. He jumped through the glass display window on a store and turned toward Jake, "It's not stealing if nobody technically owns the place, right?" he said.

He gazed at all the wares. "Algebraic..." he said to himself.

One quick scene change later, Finn is seen walking out of the store, a bunch of bags in his arms. He bought a bunch of stuff; rations, a sheath for his sword, fancy hats, and a viola for Jake. "Jake, Jake, look at what I scored!" he shouted.

However, Jake had other matters he was attending to.

Jake was at least thrice the size he was before, and staring off with the transformed Poof. Finn dropped the bags and ran to Jake's side, drawing his sword.

Fourth Encounter: Finn and Jake vs Poof

***

"What's your problem!?" flames erupted from Zuko's hands as he shouted at Numbuh 1.

"Heheh, m-my bad, ya see, I was just testing out my new 2x4, a-and... wait a minute, you're the enemy! ATTACK!" yelled Numbuh 1.

Zuko launched a flame forward out of instinct, and Numbuh 1 simply slid under the fire.

"You fight just like Father!" cried Numbuh 1, in surprise.

However, Zuko heard something different, You fight just like your father! Zuko had done so much to redeem himself for both his mistakes and his father's, and this angered him to endless lengths.

He flipped through the air, letting out a barrage of flaming kicks and punches. Numbuh 1 effortlessly dodged each one, and readied his G.A.T.T.L.I.N.G.G.U.M. once more. He did a backwards somersault before unleashing more gummy rounds directly at Zuko's face.

Sure, it's just gum, but the gum whizzed so fast that it actually hurt. Zuko released a circle of fire around him, severely burning Numbuh 1's arm.

Zuko dropped to the ground, his face seemingly pulsating with waves of pain. Numbuh 1 limped over to Zuko's body and removed one of the spoons from the gun. The fire had melted bits of metal off of it, leaving a sharp edge.

He readied it over Zuko's head and struck down...

But it never reached flesh. Numbuh 1 got struck in the head by a flying object and became disoriented. He clutched his head and dropped to his knees. "What was that!?" he cried out.

He sensed someone walking over to him, but he was too dazed to notice who or even react. "Sorry," said the voice, muffled to him.

A sword soon replaced Numbuh 1's brains before being removed.

Spoiler: 

Second Death: Numbuh 1

"I won't let hurt anybody hurt a friend..."

Zuko pulled the remainder of gum off of his face and looked to see his rescuer.

"You have no idea how grateful I am," he whispered, "Sokka."

***

Skips was, skipping, until he bumped into a savior from the other world.

Bruce Banner turned to see Skips, clutching a sledgehammer. He gasped and backed up, hands out in front of him. "Please, please, we don't have to do this. We can work things out," he pleaded.

"You know that's not true," responded Skips, eyes narrowed. He raised his sledgehammer and swung, Bruce Banner jumped out of the way.

Fifth Encounter: Skips vs Bruce Banner/The Hulk

Skips threw the sledgehammer at Bruce, hitting him in the back as he ran.

Dr. Banner turned himself around and looked straight at Skips, "Don't..." he whispered.

"Why not?" asked Skips, as he retrieved the sledge and attempted to hit Bruce. Bruce caught the sledgehammer in between his hands.

"Because you won't like me when I'm angry..."

Skips kicked Bruce. That was the trigger. Bruce's shirt began ripping to shreds as he grew. His muscle mass increased, his eyes irises reddened, and his skin greened.

Bruce Banner was now the Hulk.

"Hulk Smash!"

Skips nodded and tossed aside his sledgehammer. He closed his eyes and concentrated... the Fists of Justice appeared on his hands.

'Tune in next time!

[Turtlesauce]

Oh god damn this is so exciting and always ends so fast D:

I love it tho

[Poles]

Oh boy that ending was cool