Cartoonnetwork vs Nick Toons

[Faker]

I know I already have most of the active members signed up, but still putting it out there;

Characters from Nick Jr., Pokemon, and Adult Swim are also acceptable.

[Faker]

Prologue


In a nondescript town, something was brewing. Two completely different universes of Toons were about to clash, and they were both well aware of it. Millions of years ago, these two universes began slowly drifting toward each other, both without the other's knowledge. Not even their all powerful beings were able to sense this disaster, not until it was too late. Now, only one universe will be able to survive the collision, and the surviving universe will be decided by an all-out war between the Toons. Through some unknown force, the victor will temporarily gain the power to completely obliterate the other universe before it reaches the other. Each world was to choose 11 of their greatest saviors, hero or villain, to protect them. Some people possessed a bond so strong with others, however, that some groups of people were counted as one whole savior. This is... Cartoonnetwork vs Nick Toons.

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Finally, the combatants from both sides began to arrive...

"No, you go first, I insist," murmured an obviously anxious voice.

"Yeah right, Double D, like I'm going to go through the portal first. I've got money to make, money that can't be made if I'm dead," was the arrogant response.

The two humans faced toward their third friend and shouted, "ED!" At once they both grabbed Ed and through him in the portal. Ed fell flat on his face, but soon got up and dusted himself off. "It's fine guys. Come on, maybe we can find some chickens here!" he shouted, obviously distracted. Double D stepped through the portal next, and finally Eddy. The three quickly made their way to a building not too far from them... the town's candy shop.

***

At the other end of town was another portal. Unlike the previous savior, this one had no qualms about going through the portal.

"It doesn't matter what that portal emits, it's not like I have any more mutations to undergo," assured this savior. Dr. Bruce Banner adjusted his glasses and walked ahead, "Well, I guess I ought to wait until something triggers ol' meanie greenie." Bruce walked over to a nearby bench and sat, preparing himself mentally.

***

"This is pretty normal all things considered..." mused the next savior. A white yeti-like creature emerged. He walked, err skipped, along as he looked around. "This doesn't really seem all that bad. I'll take this over a giant bearded face or living virus any day."

"Either way, I brought this with me just in case." Skips gently clasped his sledgehammer (an actual sledgehammer, ya freaks) in his two hands.

***

"Come on guys, this is gonna be aweeeesome!" shouted the next savior, obviously more jovial than the last.

"I don't know Timmy. We shouldn't be so calm, you know what we're here for after all," responded a pink-haired Fairy.

"Relax Wanda, me and Timmy have our eyes on the prize..- Ooh, half-eaten burrito!" Cosmo dropped Poof, who began flying to avoid falling to his demise.

Timmy watched as Cosmo ate the burrito off of the floor, "Come on Poof, let's see if this place has an arcade."

"Poof-Poof!" was the response.

Wanda facepalmed before following the two.

***

The next savior didn't say a word as she stepped through the portal. Garnet calmly walked out of the portal and stood. Right now things were peaceful, but that didn't stop her from examining everything within her immediate vicinity. She found nothing out of place.

vrrrnching

She summoned both her gauntlets, "Can't be too sure."

***

Next through their universe's portal was also quiet. Fire Lord Zuko stood, but unlike Garnet, he was far from calm. He was ready to completely maim anyone who was brave enough to challenge him.

"No way I'm letting this other universe win. As Fire Lord, it's my job to preserve the peace of the four nations. The others better not get in my way, if they know what's good for them."

***

The Cartoonnetwork Portal was silent, no one entered next. Immediately, a thin green cut appeared next to the portal, and soon a different portal opened up.

"I make me own rules, mon," laughed Grim as he exited his self-created portal. He closed it before closing one eye and looking ahead. He held his scythe like a baseball bat and swung, "I'm gonna knock the competition straight outta the park!"

***

"Why they asked me to do this I'll never know," spoke the next savior as he emerged from the portal. He wore a suit and had slick grey hair, and a grey goatee. "It's not like they think I can do anything, I'm just a billionaire. A simple, normal human."

"...At least that's what they think," he laughed. Vlad Plasmius instantly went ghost, gaining blue-ish skin and black hair. He phased through the ground, waiting for his first victim.

***

"Watch as I walk through the portal. I'm taking real boy steps!" cheered the next savior with an undeniably adorable voice. Robotboy stepped through the portal and walked around in circled before sighing, "Okay, I'm bored now. I should get going." The robot flew up to rooftop level and observed the going-ons of the city.

***

Another robot stepped through the Nicktoon portal, similarly adorable and naive. "Come on, Imma friend a squirrel! Woo-hoo!"

"Gir, Quiet," snapped back a voice, "put this on!" Zim retrieved Gir's dog suit from his back... pod... thing. Gir quickly put it on and spoke again, "So, when are we gonna take over the Ea-" Zim elbowed Gir as Bruce Banner walked by.

"Hi, how's it going? I'm just a human, doing human things," assured Zim. Zim then began to whistle, horribly off-key, then adjusted his wig once Banner passed.

***

Nothing but giggles and chattering was heard as the next savior emerged, a pair of black and white Spies. The white Spy pulled a plank of wood from his hat and swung at the black Spy. The black Spy allowed himself to get hit, and his head fell to the ground. The head rolled over, revealing it was actually a bomb.

The white Spy heard the other's laugh from behind a bush and lobbed the bomb at it. It exploded, and the white Spy went to examine the damage. He heard a scream, however, and noticed the black Spy lunging at him. The white Spy lunged as well, and the two soared toward each other until

thunk!

Garnet had picked the two up and clunked their heads together. She dropped them and pointed and stared at them, "Focus."

***

And yet again, another robot emerged through their portal. Although, unlike the last two, this one was designed female, and she was actually intelligent... if not a bit spoiled.

"Mom, do I really have to do this? Brad bought two tickets to Planet Battles: Vengeance of the Fifth and I'm supposed to be seeing it with him," complained the robot.

"XJ9!" exclaimed a voice, coming from another to step through the portal, "We were selected to save our world, and that's what we're here to do. You can go see the movies with... Brad, once you've finished."

"Fine," sighed Jenny. A compartment in her back opened up, and a nuke extended out. She was priming it as Dr. Wakeman quickly yelled, "No, XJ9! We are not using nuclear warfare!"

"...Fine."

***

"Booyah! Saving the world again! Come on, let's get 'em BB!" yelled another robot... ooh, actually this one is part human.

Cyborg stepped through the portal, Beast Boy close behind. "Alright, let's do this! I'm pumped, you pumped?"

"Yeah I'm pumped!" shouted Cyborg as the duo high fived. "Seriously, though, we have to be careful. We don't know who we're facing," warned Beast Boy.

Cyborg nodded.

(DISCLAIMER: I am going with the original Teen Titan's version, not the fuckwads that are from that shit Teen Titans Go!)

***

"... 'Oy, hurry it up ya two! We're gonna be late fer the kerfuffle!" instructed one of the next saviors.

"You're seeming awfully more... Scot than usual. It's actually really annoying, Gordon," deadpanned another.

"Why dontchu shut yer mouth 'fore I shut it fer ya, Mr. Blik?" was the angry response.

Mr. Blik popped out a claw on his middle finger and put it up, before retracting it, remembering they were supposed to be a team.

"Let's just relax guys," recommended Waffle, being surprisingly reasonable.

***

"Oh my Glob man, this is gonna be great," cheered Jake the Dog. "I know, right? You and me, we're gonna kick evil butts a million times over!" replied an ecstatic Finn the Human.

"A million times? That's a tall order. A tall order... for a tall dog," said Jake as he used his powers to grow in height, reaching the size of a small house. He extended his hand out allowing Finn to climb on.

"Onward to buttkicking!" ordered Finn as he laughed, demon blood sword in hand.

***

Sokka leaped out of the portal, trusty boomerang in hand. He shifted his stance a couple times, facing to the left of him, then to the right, and back with his boomerang pointed forward. "Alright, coast is clear. Point 1 for Sokka!" he yelled out. He put away his boomerang and walked on, one hand on the hilt of his meteor sword just in case.

***

Cartonnetwork's next savior also leaped out of the portal, but he also rolled across the ground, sprang into a front flip, cartwheeled a few feet, and dived behind a trash can. He peaked his head out.

Numbuh 1 spoke to himself, "Doesn't look like anyone's around. I've got to be careful. It was a good thing I left my weapons behind, wouldn't want to lose any of them. They're worth a lot. If anything I can find time to myself and make more here."

Numbuh 1 remained behind the trash can, probably spouting off more exposition that would be relevant to the plot.

***

Danny Fenton walked through his portal, but unlike Vlad, he wasn't too hasty about going ghost. He remained in his human form and walked forward, hands in pocket. Unbeknownst to him, Vlad was below the ground and looking up at him, resisting the urge to attack him.

***

Picture all of Numbuh 1's fancy acrobatics, now multiply the coolness of them by 100. That was the level of amazingess displayed the next savior, Samurai Jack. He soared through the air gracefully, performing multiple tricks and flips. However, most of this was done to see in multiple different angles. As a samurai, you can never be too careful.

Once he was sure it was clear, Jack sheathed his blade and sat beneath a tree with his legs crossed.

***

"You better find a chalkboard and fast, Rudy. That thing's useless out here."

"I know, I know Snap. I'm looking alright?" was the irritated response. Rudy and Snap immediately began searching for a chalkboard as soon as they left the portal.

"Yeah, well look faster will ya? I don't like being... out of my element. I practically feel naked," complained Snap.

"Thanks for the image. Alright, help me move this junk, I think I see one in there."

Snap helped Rudy move aside the the broken down computer in front of the door. They entered, and sure enough it was a schoolhouse. Rudy used his Magical Chalk and drew a circle on the board. The circle quickly transformed into a portal which led into a world of chalk. Rudy jumped in, Snap behind him.

***

The next sav- hot damn!

A blur quickly escaped from the portal, blazing across the city, stopping halfway through it. It stopped long enough for a couple words to be displayed in front of it (for the viewer's pleasure), Accelleratti Incredibus.

Back to the other portal was Wile E. Coyote, who was visibly upset at Roadrunner abandoning him. This time around they were on the same side. Wile pointed his closed fist toward the screen then, with his other hand, made a cranking motion. His middle finger slowly extended and more words appeared in front of him, Carnivorous Vulgaris.

***

The final savior, coming from the Nicktoons, calmly walked out of the portal. It was a buff hero with toast for a head, my bad, powdered toast.

He had thick-rimmed glasses and what seemed to be a pastor's collar. Pastor Toastman has arrived...

Who am I kidding, we all know it's Powdered Toastman.

Powdered Toastman looked toward the sun and spoke in the most cliche hero voice ever, "A storm is coming..."

'Tune in next time!

[YellowNerd]

[Turtlesauce]

I wish I knew most of these..

But I'm still hyped as hell

[Faker]

Sorta-bump? I don't know if this is a bump since the latest post was only 2 hours ago.

The thing with the stuff has been released.

[Poles]

Excitin

Is this going to be as violent as the other BRs? :P

[Faker]

Excitin

Is this going to be as violent as the other BRs? :P

If the death calls for it. Although with the characters chosen, most might just be vaporized, blown up, burned, or all 3 at once. XD

[Klonoa]

Geddit? Hehe geddit? "Tune in next time"? Like "TOON in next time" amirite?

I'm pumped for this! I personally can't wait to jump aboard the BR bandwagon sometime.

[BrineBlade]

I'm SO glad you're using the regular Teen Titans Cyborg and Beast Boy, and not the abominations from Go.

[Faker]

Episode 1: The Premier Premiere

"What do we doooooooo~" sung Gir, who was on all fours.

"What do we do..." repeated Zim.

"What... do we do?" Zim questioned.

"What do we do!?" exclaimed Zim.

"We eliminate all of our adversaries, and then we'll return to Earth as saviors, Gir! Then, when they least expect it, we'll strike! All humans will bow down to the one and only Zim!" Zim stood, fist in the air as he screamed to the heavens.

He looked ahead of him and saw Sokka glancing at him, both confused and amused.

"Ahem, that's right my pet dog, Gir. They will never expect Zim to continue performing further heroic acts, such as saving, um... rabbits from trees, and stopping old ladies from taking a gunman's purse."

Much like Dr. Banner, Sokka slowly walked away.

***

Grim laid back, having found his inner peace. Much to his joy, the nondescript city also had a nondescript tropical beach. It seems that a certain narrator's nondescript abilities allow him to put anything here.

He lay on a hammock between two palm trees, with a tanning thingymabobber (grade-A storytelling, huh?) in his hands.

"Ah, I can really get used to life here, mon. It's relaxing, no responsibilities, and most importantly, I don't gotta deal with Billy or Mandy. Why should I bother fighting when I can just stay here?" he pondered.

"Oy, buddy, I'mma just take this if you don't mind, okay now?" said Gordon as he grabbed Grim's Scythe and ran off, Waffle and Mr. Blik in tow.

Grim put down the tanning thingymabobber (*clicks tongue* *thumbs up* storytelling), and narrowed his eye sockets, which soon burst into green flames.

First Encounter: Grim vs. Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik

***

Danny was still walking, looking for someone to ally with. Sure, he was pretty hard to stop when he went ghost, but it never hurt to have a few friends, or at very least, non-enemies.

"I know we have the whole city here, but how haven't I seen a single person? Jeez," he complained, when suddenly...

pssshsshh

A green mist escaped his breath. Danny quickly got into a fighting stance, "Alright, perfect time. I'm going ghost!" he exclaimed. "Now to find, WHAAAH!"

He was instantly pulled down and through the ground. He looked to his right and then facepalmed. "Out of the whole universe, why?" he muttered.

Vlad looked back and waved awkwardly.

***

"What a rip-off! Is this all they got?" grumbled an annoyed Eddy. Eddy, in a quick fit of rage, thew the tiny jawbreaker to the ground as hard as he could... only for it to literally backfire into his eye.

"Oh be careful Eddy," criticized Double D. He walked to the freezer and grabbed a nondescript Popsicle (sorry, can't use brand-names... but words like Popsicle are totally okay for whatever reason). "Here, keep this on your eye," he said as he handed it to Eddy.

"Ed, don't eat that!" he yelled. He jogged over to Ed who decided to stuff a wad of cotton into his mouth.

"Ighg thoughght ith wath coughggtton chandeyh," muffled Ed, still chewing the cotton balls.

"Why would you think that!?" yelled Double D, even angrier.

***

Still, Samurai Jack slept peacefully beneath the tree.

Peacefully...

Ever so peacefully...

Still peaceful...

But suddenly,

Spoiler: 

he still slept, peacefully of course...

***

Numbuh 1, on the other hand, was active and ready. He scrounged up what he could; gum from underneath park benches, trash, fallen branches, scrap metal; and created his first bit of 2x4 Technology in this universe.

"I call it, the... G.A.T.T.L.I.N.G.G.U.M."

Out of nowhere a matrix-like grid appeared with a hologram of said weapon, a plank of wood with a Gatling gun barrel made of a can and misshapened spoons (It's KND, they do this stuff somehow), loaded with still somewhat sticky wads of gum.

A computerized voice interpreted the acronym, "Gummy Action Throwing Terribly Large Instantaneous Numbers of Good Gum Using Metal."

Numbuh 1 tested the weapon out, firing as many rounds as he could.

ra-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ta-ta!

...all of which landed in the hair of a very angry fire lord...

Second Encounter: Numbuh 1 vs. Zuko

***

Meanwhile in the Chalkzone, Rudy and Snap observed the barren world of chalk.

"What's going on here, Rudy? This place is emptier than Skrawl's head," asked Snap.

"I'm not sure, Snap. I guess they made sure that only the people that needed to be here would actually be here, and it extends to worlds exclusive to certain people too," he answered.

"Well, ain't that sweet," muttered his chalk friend.

Rudy snapped his Magical Chalk in half and handed a piece to Snap, "Come on, Snap, let's get drawing."

"Alright! ...Drawing what, exactly?" Snap reasonably questioned.

"Anything you can think of, everything. We're gonna need a lot to take on the other universe."

***

Speaking of Universe... Garnet was still on the lookout... plus two. The Spies were under her watch, and they weren't fighting for once, mostly due to the tall gem that could undoubtedly singlehandedly smash them.

That's when, Pastor Toastman appeared. But he wasn't just Pastor Toastman, he was... surprise surprise the great Powdered Toastman!

Third Encounter: Garnet (and Spy & Spy) vs. Powdered Toastman

"Stop fiend, I will stop you before you can spread your tyranny!" he warned.

Garnet stood, staring. Even with her visor covering her eyes, you can tell she wasn't intimidated in the slightest.

She took a step forward.

"Stop, or I'll be forced to show you what a truly balanced breakfast is capable of!" he warned, louder.

Garnet still started and spoke, "Yeah, you ain't no Together Breakfast," and took another step.

"Don't say I didn't warn you, fiend!" he yelled, launching a punch at Garnet... which hit her face, and promptly crumpled as if it hit a brick wall.

Garnet summoned just one gauntlet and grabbed the injured arm, and swung Powdered Toastman back and forth, hitting his body against the ground numerous times, before throwing him into the air.

Powerdered Toastman regained himself and began to fly at Garnet, "I'm not just any piece of toast. I'm powedered, making me sweet! There's no way I'll lose to someone as sour as you!" he yelled. He began preparing himself physically and mentally, embracing his inner toastiness. He was ready to expend all of his energy on Garnet, as she was a challenge that warranted this extreme power.

"You know what happens to sweet things right? Just think of a nice glass of milk," she yelled.

"Huh?" he questioned aloud, slightly weakening.

"They..." Garnet started. She jumped straight into the air, straight over Powdered Toastman.

"Get dunked!" she yelled, dropping all of her weight, fists first, onto Powdered Toastman. Garnet landed perfectly, individual pieces of powdered toast raining all around her.

Spoiler: 

First Death: Powdered Toastman

She despawned her gauntlets and caught a piece of toast in her hand, taking a bite out of it.

A majority of the screen goes black, save for a star that closed in on Garnet's mouth, muffled Powdered Toastman screams heard.

The star finally closes in with a pop!

'Tune in next time!