Almost Fucking Anything Battle Royale/AFABR Round 2

[Lohuydahutt]

So we meet again, welcome to the annual second round of Almost Fucking Anything Battle Royale, where the contestants can be Almost Fucking Anything. If you aren't familiar with what battle royales are, you pick a fighter or two, they fight, the end. There will be some buffing and/or nerfing depending on who you pick, probably, but otherwise I attempt to recreate the characters faithfully.

So what are your options to pick for this game? Well, since I'm lazy, I'll just quote my old one

What's Allowed
Pretty much anything pre-existing. If you really feel like it you could even pick an inanimate object, but it'd probably be more fun if you picked something y'know, alive. You can pick pretty much anything, be it real or fictional. Hell, even a pre-existing OC like Coldsteel the hedgeheg would be fine. Nicolas Cage? Fine. A Parking Meter? Fine. Naruto? Fine. Pac-Man? Fine. Jesus? Fine. Cthulu? Fine. An Eagle? Fine. Wonder Woman? Fine. Sam from the forum? Fine (he'd probably die first because he sucks but still.) There aren't really any limits here... Other than these limits.

What's Not Allowed
Anything overly offensive
Any Original Characters you came up with (That's turtle/kubby's job yo)
Anything that was featured in an earlier Battle Royale.

Also, for the purposes of making this more of a clusterfuck, I will allow people to pick two characters.

Also, I would prefer if you avoided choosing "group" characters like some of these other recent sign-ups have allowed. I mean, unless you have a character that can't function without outside help like Big Zam, I would prefer individual people. This rule is on a bit of a case by case basis though. Also you're encouraged to pick a variety of characters from a bunch of different sources, so I don't want like, 20 video game characters or anything like that. K? K.

Here's what I need: (again, you can pick two)

Name:
Where they're from:
Suggested Arena:

SIGN UPS:
1. Saitama-Noctis +1
2. Sam-Noctis +1
3. Total E. KnotLog-Turtle
4. Captain Jack Sparrow-Turtle
5. Katsura Otoko-YN +1
6. Kamen Rider Ghost-YN
7. Upchuck-Glike +2
8. Piston Hondo-Glike
9. Captain Old Fred-Poles
10. The Atlantic Ocean-Poles +1
11. Gilda-Brine
12. Captain Falcon-Brine +2
13. Ace of Spades-Klonoa +1
14. Stephen Hawking-Klonoa +1
15. Gavril T65-Kubby +1
16. B. J. Blazkowicz-Kubby
17. Frank West-Sane
18. Gangster Kermit-Sane
19. Shaggy-Ranger
20. Ranger-Ranger
21. Guardian-Spork
22. Drew Brees-Spork
23. Aslan-KiTN +1
24. Demiurge-KiTN
25. Polar-Adonis +1
26. Log's Mom-Adonis
27. Homura-Rocket +1
28. Rocket1908 the Penguin-Rocket
29. Dr. Ben Carson-Sem
30. Ghost Rider Lincoln Chafee-Sem +1
31. SCP 173-Gonad
32. Rob Ford-Gonad +1
33. Dis Raps Bully-Clemi
34. Big Man Tyrone-Clemi

Chapter List:
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Summary Thing For What Would've Been

Death List:

Spoiler: 

1. Dis Raps Bully: Death by getting his head crushed under the wheels of Stephen Hawking's chair
2. Log's Mom: Death by getting her head bashed in by a hakapik via Rob Ford while Jack Sparrow distracted her
3. Gilda: Death by Sam sucking
4. Dr. Ben Carson: Death by getting FALCON PAWNCHED
5. Piston Hondo: Death by getting One Punched by you know who
6. SCP 173: Death by getting blown up by one of Upchuck's well, Upchucks when it was preoccupied with targeting Homura
7. Guardian: Death by papercut through the heart via Ace of Spades
8. Stephen Hawking: Death by staring at the moon too long and getting Katsura Otoko'd
9. Sam: Death by getting lynched (Poles did the honors)
10. Rocket1908: Death by getting eaten and well, Upchuck'd by Upchuck
11. Captain Jack Sparrow: Death by getting run over by Gavril T65
12. Captain Old Fred: Death by vehicular manslaughter via Captain Falcon's Blue Falcon
13. B.J. Blazkowicz: Death by getting a live grenade stuffed in his mouth via Homura
14. Ranger: Death by Lincoln Chafee the Ghost Rider's "Vegance Stare"
15. Frank West: Death by getting mauled by the second coming of Aslan
16. Rob Ford: Death by getting drowned in muh red wine sea... Or Atlantic Ocean I guess

[Juiz]

Saitama
One Punch Man
Z-City

Sam
The forum
Idk man

[Turtlesauce]

Professor Total E. KnotLog
America
DZS Facility

Captain (!) Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Cariwhatever
The Black Pearl (Jack's ship)

[Faker]

"There will be some buffing and/or nerfing depending on who you pick,"

Where was Skunk's buff? You somehow actually made him worse than he actually is xP

(While I am slightly salty, I will forgive and forget as they say XD )

[YellowNerd]

Name: Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley
Where they're from: Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2
Suggested Arena: Scrapyard map from CoD : MW2

Name: Kamen Rider Ghost!
Where they're from: Kamen Rider Ghost
Suggested Arena: Nanzen-Ji Temple

[Faker]

Oh, my picks btw

Upchuck (Permanently in that form, no turning back to Ben)
Ben 10
Inside their grandpa's RV

Captain Jack Harkness
Doctor Who
Gallifrey during the Time Lord/Dalek war

[YellowNerd]

Two Captains are in the game, Let's see who trumps the other

[Turtlesauce]

Someone pick Mad Jack the Pirate

[Faker]

Two Captains are in the game, Let's see who trumps the other

Jack Harkness got that immortality game yo.

But Dogmeat still died in the last royale so that won't last.

Why can't we captain together? ;-;

[Poles]

Captain Old Fred (who has a yellow submachine gun now)
Yellow Submarine
A yellow submarine

Agartha
The Earth's Core
Agartha