Chapter 8: Night
It's that time of the day where we skip a little bit. Here's what happened in that time:
Stephen King walked back to the zoo, which is now closed.
Instead of attacking Zeus, Thor, and Goku, people just ran away from them... except for one.
Jack the Ripper followed the crowd for a while, but lost the girl when the crowd ran away for some reason. When he looked around to see why everyone was running, he saw three figures out in the distance.
RoboCop made his way off of the Empire State Building and heard about the president's death. He wants to bring justice to the man behind it.
Gandhi left the botanic garden and looked for something else that might interest him.
Caesar was sad to find out how presidential succession worked. To try and become a national hero, he set out to find the president's assassin.
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is yet to come.
The guard left Willy's door unlocked, allowing him to easily sneak out. He washed off his face-paint so police wouldn't be able to recognize him. He set out to find the assassin as revenge for getting to the president before him.
Deadpool and Boba Fett took a subway to Brooklyn because Deadpool wanted to go sightseeing before going after Hannibal.
A Bear went to sleep.
Beethoven finally got to meet this doctor. Maybe he'll figure something out.
Walt Disney and Dr. Phil slept in a hotel room until tomorrow.
Henson found Kermit with a junkie homeless dude. He did not want to let Kermit go.
Hannibal Lecter went to the New York Public Library to read some articles on the internet about the president's assassination and all of the conspiracy theories people have.
Master Chief managed to escape from the police and then spray painted his armor red. He set out to find the president's assassin so he wouldn't have any more troubles with the police.
Now here's what's happening to all of them now.
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Walt Disney and Dr. Phil were still sleeping. Big day tomorrow!
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Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is yet to come.
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Stephen King attempted to sneak into the zoo, but was spotted by a guard.
"Hey! You aren't supposed to be in here! Zoo's closed!" the guard yelled.
"Sure I am." King replied.
The guard tried to grab King, but King vanished into the wind when he did. The guard was now surrounded by complete darkness.
In reality, the man was standing there, motionless. This allowed King to easily get into the bear section of the zoo.
King located A Bear and woke him up. The bear woke up angry and instantly attempted to attack King.
"Easy there, I won't bite. I'm just trying to help you improve." King said, calmly.
A Bear backed off.
King placed his hand on the bear's head, and petted it gently. As he was doing this, the bear's eyes went red.
"Now wreak havoc." King said, then found his way back out of the zoo.
A Bear was still tired, so he went back to sleep. This morning, though..
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RoboCop, Caesar, and Wallace bumped into each other.
"Oh no, YOU! How'd you get out of there?" Caesar asked Wallace.
"i was an innocent man that's how" Wallace lied.
"What's going on here?" RoboCop asked.
"what the hell are you wearing" Wallace asked.
"What are you wearing?" RoboCop replied.
"you dissin me m8"
"You disrespected me first."
"Guys, please, there's no need for this. Now, William, how were you found innocent?" Caesar asked.
"o they just realized i didn't kill anyone so yeah" Willy replied.
"What's this about killing?" Robocop asked.
"Oh, we were brought in for questioning about Barack Obama's death. We were both found innocent." Caesar answered.
"Justice will be brought to the man who did commit the crime. I will stop at nothing to make sure that happens."
"Well, actually, I'm looking for the man behind it as well."
"Care to join me?"
"Sure thing."
"wait what about me nooooooooo" Willy spoke up.
"Would you like to come along, citizen?" RoboCop asked.
"yea"
"Okay. Let's stick together."
They stuck together until morning.
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Deadpool and Boba Fett got out of the subway station and saw a guy in a red Master Chief outfit.
"Darn, for a second there I thought we found one of the competitors.." Boba said.
"Oh, we did. He's in there."
"Oh, okay. Should we kill him?"
"but whyyyyyyyyy"
"He's a competitor."
"Yeah I know, I was messing with you. Totally gotcha, right?"
They walked up to the man.
"Hey, we're here to kill you. Is that okay?" Deadpool asked.
"Why would you do that?" Chief asked, gun in hand.
"Feel like it."
"What?"
"I'm sorry about my friend. What he's trying to say is we're in a battle royale and we have no choice but to kill you." Boba Fett explained.
"Oh.. that actually explains everything. Why don't we just team up for now?"
"I'd be fine with that. What about you, Deadpool?"
"but what if you like him more than you like me :c" Deadpool said.
"Of course not."
"OK fine, but we're dumping him after, capisce?"
"K."
"Wait, what? Dump me?" Master Chief asked, not sure what they meant.
"Oh, it was.. a joke. That's what it was. We're gonna be together all game." Boba Fett replied.
"SPOILER ALERT: We're not." Deadpool wrote on a keyboard for only the viewers to see.
"Sooo yeah, let's kill the president's assassin and make some money." Boba Fett said.
"Hey, I was planning on killing the president's assassin too." Master Chief replied.
"We'll get along just fine, then. Let's stick together."
They stuck together until morning.
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Hannibal Lecter found a website dedicated to worshiping the president's assassin.
"Well.. I'm flattered." he thought to himself.
He had to leave when the library closed, but slept on a bench nearby.
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Gandhi saw three masked figures after leaving the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. He would've approached them, but he was way too tired. He slept on a bench.
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Henson tried to reason with the junkie.
"Please give me the puppet back. It is my life's work and my key to making other people happy." Henson asked, kindly.
"nah why should I" the junkie said, then fell asleep with the puppet.
"Wait.. that's exactly it." Henson thought to himself, then waited a few minutes to make sure the junkie was asleep. After he knew the junkie was fast asleep, he took Kermit out of his arms. "Not stealing if it's mine.." he thought to himself.
What Henson did not know was that he had just made his first enemy. He fell asleep on a bench afterwards.
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Beethoven fell asleep. While he was asleep, the doctor took a blood sample to prove that this was bullcrap.. OR WAS IT?
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And last, but not least, Jack was about to meet the three most overpowered characters in this game.
Jack couldn't see clearly, but he could tell there was a human shaped creature and two.. whatever shaped creatures. He was not scared, just curious. He stood there as they walked closer and closer.
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"Hey... what's with that guy? He's the only one who didn't run. And why'd everyone else run?" Goku asked.
"Well, the others might be running because our fight was all over the news." Zeus answered.
"Oh.. so they're scared of you?"
"Guess so."
"Shouldn't you try to make them, like, not scared?"
"Eventually."
They walked past Jack.
"That guy's giving us a weird look.." Goku acknowledged.
"Well, of course he is. He's never seen a god before."
"You're right, it's probably nothing."
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Jack had no idea what he was looking at right now, but one word popped into his mind: god. There was no way a person could put so many others in fear and look like.. that. He wanted a god's head for himself.
So he followed the OP 3 for a while and managed to go unnoticed. "Now... how would I kill a god?" he thought to himself. Then he saw their necks.
Thor was lagging behind the other two, so Jack easily caught up with him. "Guess I won't need my knife for this." he thought.
Jack grabbed both sides of Thor's head then pulled it up with as much strength as he had. Jack had decapitated Thor with his bare hands. (Well, more he figured out how Legos work, but whatever it sounds cooler that way)
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"Hey, where's Thor?" Goku asked.
"I'm not sure.. guess he fell behind." Zeus said, looking back.
Then he saw Jack with the god's head in his hands.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Goku yelled.
"Holy crap.. he must be a god as well." Zeus said, then approached Jack.
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"Oh no, they're coming, crap.. maybe I can get out of this." Jack thought to himself.
"How'd you.. do that? Even I couldn't do that." Zeus said.
"Oh, I'm pretty much the strongest god ever. Name's Jacques the Slayer, nice to meet you." Jack lied.
"Mother of me.. you'd be a good addition to the team. Shame what happened to Thor, but I never really liked him anyway. Come with us!"
Jack felt like a king.
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Originally Posted by Juiz
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