It's a new day, yes it is! New days are new challenges and all that.
As of right now, our teams are:
Stephen King and A Bear
Jack the Ripper, Goku, and Zeus
RoboCop, William Wallace, and Julius Caesar
Master Chief, Boba Fett, and Deadpool
Jim Henson and Kermit
Walt Disney and Doctor Phil
Loners are:
Hannibal Lecter
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Gandhi
Beethoven
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Walt Disney and Dr. Phil walked outside of their hotel rooms. Times Square was much more crowded today, so things were going to be fine. Dr. Phil gathered a crowd, set up a microphone, and began to speak.
"Alright, in case the press doesn't get this, everyone take out your cameras." Phil began his speech.
"I am standing here with Walt Disney himself."
The crowd erupted into laughter.
"This is not a joke. This is Walt Disney. He can tell you all about it. I have no idea how, but some sort of glitch in space and time led him to the year 2015. You all trust me, right?"
The crowd was looking at him like he was crazy.
"I am Phil McGraw! I am Oprah's best friend! I should be one of the most trusted people in America! I know it sounds crazy, but he can tell you ALLL about it. He is the Walt Disney you know and love and he is living proof of this! I can perfectly understand being skeptical, but you have to believe me. Walt Disney wants to have control of his own company again."
The majority of the crowd, aside from some conspiracy theorists, were skeptical. However, this incident did get the attention of a Disney official who was in the crowd in some huge coincidence.
"Walt Disney, huh? Sure look like him. I have to admit, I believe you. Can I see your finger, Mr. Disney?" the man asked.
"Now why do you need that?" Disney replied, confused.
"Oh, because of this," the man said, taking a small container out of his bag, "we all carry around a small piece of glass with Walt Disn-well, your fingerprints, just in case something like this happens."
"You're... prepared for these types of situations?"
"We're prepared for every type of situation. Now, finger."
The man pressed Disney's finger to a different piece of glass, then compared the two.
"Exact match." the man said.
"Did you figure that out just from looking at it?"
"Yep. Trained to do that."
"...How?"
"It's the future, Mr. Disney. Pleasure to meet you."
There was an awkward pause for a second.
"So.. am I in charge of Disney now?"
"I'll need to speak with Bob Iger about that. Hang on, I'll call him." the man said, walking away with his phone.
"Seriously, don't you think that was a bit unrealistically fast and convenient?" Disney asked Phil
"Yep.. never seen anything like it. Guess that happens when you're as big of a company as them. That guy might even be a robot." Phil replied.
"I'm glad," Disney said, with a smile on his face, "helps me get control early."
"..Guess so."
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A Bear woke up. He felt very... different. He was usually the optimistic type of bear, but he was feeling down today.
The other bears, who usually just didn't pay attention to him, ran away when they saw him. "What's going on?" he thought to himself (well, the growl version of that because he's a bear)
He looked into the crowd, and instantly their faces were filled with fear. This was not the lovable not-really-a-bear they all knew.
This was something out of nightmares.
Then he saw a familiar face in the crowd. His appearance set him apart from the others there, as he did not seem to be in any fear whatsoever. Then he remembered what happened last night and remembered why the bears and humans were reacting this way.
His first instinct was to attack.
He crashed right through the fence separating the animals from the visitors with relative ease and proceeded to attack all there but his new master.
The girl who Jack wanted to kill, dead.
The zookeepers who identified him as an American Black Bear, dead.
The rest of the bears, who attempted to escape behind him, dead.
The Jewish lady who killed Hitler, dead.
Few managed to escape, the rest were either dead or seriously injured.
"Very good." King whispered to the bear before they both vanished.
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Beethoven woke up to good news: he did apparently seem to be from the 18th century. He also woke up to see a conversation he couldn't understand between his friend and the doctor.
"But... how? This can't be possible. Look at the guy, he still looks young! There has to be some vampire crap going on here." the doctor said.
"I have no idea. He claims to have woken up on the street in Hell's Kitchen, and that's all he's told me."
"There has to be something he's hiding. Please, can you grab that paper and try to speak with him?"
The man grabbed a paper and wrote "Are you sure nothing else happened when you woke up here? The doctor has no idea how you can time travel to a completely different country, let alone do that and not know how you did it.", then showed it to Beethoven.
"THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER, I'M SORRY. I'D TELL YOU MORE IF I KNEW MORE" Beethoven shouted.
"Well.. this is curious, to say the least." the doctor said.
"It is. Know anyone that might know how this happened?"
"Hmmm..."
"CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY IT'S COLD" Beethoven interrupted.
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Henson woke up on top of a roof.
"Weird.. I don't remember sleeping here." he thought to himself.
When he tried to get up, he couldn't. When he looked around, he noticed he was tied up, and there was a crazy looking man in front of him.
None of this startled Henson. "What's going on? You look upset."
"Upset? This was STOLEN from me!" the junkie said, holding up the Kermit puppet.
"I'm sorry, but that is my property. I left it out in the open, found you with it, but you were too intoxicated to give it back. I had no choice but to take it from you while you were asleep."
"I grew up with these things, man! You think you can take them from me?"
"Well, I'm glad to have taken a part in your childhood. I'm the man who created that puppet."
"Huh? Really? I'm so sorry! I didn't know!"
"It's fine. You thought someone had stolen something of yours, so you were upset. Not sure about this whole tying me up on a roof thing, though."
The man untied Henson and gave him back Kermit.
"Duuuuuuuude, you have no idea how sorry I am. I thought you were just some scumbag thief at first."
The man led Henson back down from the roof, then said goodbye.
Dammit Henson I was trying to give you an enemy stop being likable.
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Hannibal Lecter went back into the library when it opened. Something about reading articles about himself made him happy.
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Jacques the Slayer, Goku, and Zeus also passed by the library.
Something about the library sucked Jacques in. He wanted to see what was in there.
"Hey, m8s, I'm gonna go in here for a second. Have fun scaring people away or whatever." Jacques said as he entered the building.
Something compelled him to check out the computer room, so he did.
When he entered the room, he saw a familiar face using the computers. He sneaked behind Hannibal to check out what he was reading on the internet.
"So you're a president killer now, huh?" Jacques said, taking Hannibal by surprise.
Without looking back to see who was there, Hannibal calmly replied with "How'd you find me?"
"Destiny took me to you, it seems. Y'know, killings like these seem pointless to me. You could've put a note there to drive the police mad, but no, you're boring. Also, reading articles about that all day is extremely suspicious, m8.
Hannibal slowly got out of his chair and turned back.
"Want to go?" he asked.
"Let's go." Jacques replied.
Rap battle time! That's the last one I guess.
A librarian ran into the room to tell them to shush.
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Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is yet to come.
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Master Chief, Boba Fett, and Deadpool spent the rest of their night trying to get to the library, and had finally reached it.
"Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO, it's those assholes again." Deadpool said, seeing Goku and Zeus and the entrance.
"Well, let's just avoid them. They're just getting in the way of us reaching our goal." Boba replied.
"I'm fine either way." Master Chief said.
"Oh shut up, tinman! You just want to drive me and Bobey apart!" Deadpool said, angrily.
"What?"
"If I could kick your ass, I would punch you in the face!"
"Dude, I just want to kill this assassin guy. Cut it out."
"Sorry about that. Wait, no, I'm not sorry! Well, maybe a little bit."
The three walked into the library. Deadpool waved at Goku and Zeus, but they ignored him.
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RoboCop, Julius Caesar, and William Wallace spent the rest of their night walking aimlessly. They arrived at the New York Public Library and saw 3 masked figures, a Lego figure, and a dude with silly hair.
"a what a fuck" William Wallace said after seeing this.
"Something gives me a feeling the killer is nearby, right in that library. I have no clue what's with the other dudes, though. We can take them." Robocop said.
The three walked into the library after Deadpool, Boba, and Master Chief.
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After walking around in a circle for a while, Goku said something.
"Hey, there are a lot of weird looking guys going into that library. Think Jacques will be okay?"
"Oh, of course he will. He is the strongest god ever, after all."
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The computer room was now super crowded. Jacques and Hannibal were tired after spitting some hot fire rhymes, Deadpool was looking up porn on the internet, and Master Chief, Boba Fett, Caesar, RoboCop, and William Wallace were standing around. There was a good minute or so of silence.
"AY WE GONNA FIGHT OR WHAT?" Wallace yelled, only to be interrupted by a librarian telling him to shush.
"ay, we gonna fight or what?" Wallace whispered.
"Who are we fighting?" Caesar whispered.
"probably those silly looking dudes that look extremely exhausted" Wallace whispered
"It's just the guy in the prison suit. We're probably gonna have to fight over who kills him, though." Boba Fett whispered.
"yeah probably" Wallace whispered.
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Gandhi woke up.
"Damn, I haven't done much at all the past few days, huh?" he said, as he looked for something to do. Something productive this time, preferably.
We left off last episode with a bloodbath waiting to happen. With Jacques, Hannibal, Deadpool, Goku, Master Chief, Boba Fett, William Wallace, Caesar, and RoboCop all in one place, this might end ugly. Let's see what happens!
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Goku and Zeus kept walking around in circles waiting for Jacques to come out of the library. They saw a man coming out of the library, which relieved them.
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Inside the library, our friends were arguing over who'd get to kill Lecter.
"I deserve to kill him. I am the law." RoboCop whispered.
"I deserve to kill him, I'm the only one who knew that it was him." Deadpool whispered.
"I deserve to kill him with Deadpool, we agreed on it." Boba Fett whispered.
"I deserve to kill him with both of you, we agreed on it." Master Chief whispered.
"Shut up MC." Deadpool whispered
"I deserve to kill him, I want to be a national hero." Caesar whispered.
"I deserve to kill him, I was already enemies with him before this." Jacques whispered.
"i deserve to kill teh basterd, he got me in trouble" Wallace whispered.
A librarian overhead the conversation
"Excuse me, what's this about killing?"
"This monster is the man behind the president's assassination." RoboCop said, pointing at an empty chair.
"What? There's nobody there."
Everybody's attention turned to the empty chair.
"Wow, you idiots! You let him escape while we were arguing!" Caesar said.
"It's not like you were paying attention to him either." Boba Fett replied.
"That's true. Should we try to find him again?" Caesar replied.
"Alright, well, we better get going, I guess. Screw you MC." Deadpool said, taking Boba by the arm and walking out of the building.
"Hey, I know where he is, but keep it secret, alright? Don't let any of them come behind us." Deadpool said.
"Okay."
"lol jk"
"Really?"
"No. He's still close, just follow me."
Boba Fett followed Deadpool.
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Gandhi saw a mugger pointing his gun at a lady, then walked over.
"Stop." he said, then the mugger dropped his gun and wandered off.
"How'd you do that?" the lady asked.
"I just did. Now sleep with me, naked. No sex, though. Just sleep."
"Okay, sure."
Gandhi went into the woman's apartment and had a naked nap with the lady. Remember, no sex involved!
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Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is yet to come.
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The man walked back over to Walt Disney.
"Looks like you're one of the people in charge of the company now. If you would like to stay in New York City, I can stay with you and send messages to the others."
For some reason, Walt wanted to stay in New York. Almost like he knew that he'd be a "loser" if he did, whatever that means.
"I'll stay right here. How about you give Phil a position as well? He's been a great help to us."
"Yeah, sure. Anywhere you want to go?"
"I want to see what Disney movies are like now."
They went to a movie theater nearby.
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Jim Henson and Kermit were finally together with no other things to do.
"Welp, time to explore the future. I'll keep a hold on you, little guy." Henson said to Kermit.
That's when he saw a crowd of people running.
"Hey, what's going on here?" he thought to himself.
The crowd slowed down, now that they were probably safe.
"What's wrong? You guys seemed scared of something." he approached one of the people in the crowd.
"Dude! You know that weird looking bear in the Central Park Zoo?"
"No."
"Oh, well there was a bipedal bear there. It was super freaky before, but never like this! That bear broke through the fence and attacked all of the visitors there! We think we're safe now, but who knows where that thing escaped to."
"Wow.. is everyone okay?"
"No, that thing was a murder machine! I don't even want to think about some of the things I saw.."
"Wow... my condolences to everyone involved in the incident. Think it might still be in the zoo?"
"I'm not sure, didn't see it leaving."
Henson had an idea, and headed to the zoo to attempt to pacify the bear.
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Stephen King and A Bear found themselves on top of a stone tower surrounded by a field of roses.
"Welcome, my new companion. This is your new home. If you're still hungry, there's a dumbass looking for you in the zoo."
The bear growled to say he was still hungry.
Stephen King snapped his fingers, and the bear was back at the zoo. Near the entrance, he saw a bearded man with a frog puppet.
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Henson saw the bear.
"Wow." he said.
He walked slowly up to the bear, who had yet to attack.
"Alright, pal. I can tell you haven't been happy today. Just calm down a bit, okay?"
The bear was suddenly not as angry as he was before.
Henson placed his hand on the bear's head, and petted it gently. As he was doing this, the bear's eyes went back to normal.
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King knew what happened. He transported back to the zoo.
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Henson saw a man suddenly appear behind his newfound bear friend.
"Who are you? How'd you do that?" Henson asked.
"I'm this bear's owner. Looks like he was a bit too weak for me, huh?" King said.
"What do you mean? This bear belongs to the zoo."
"Oh, it used to, before I tried to help it. It's worth nothing to me now, seeing how easily it betrays me."
King took out a sledgehammer and smashed it into the bear's skull.
Spoiler:
TWELFTH DEATH: A Bear
Henson was in shock.
"Why.. why would you do that?"
"He was too weak to live. Now leave, never come back, and never mention this again. Nobody needs to know."
"What, no! You just murdered a helpless animal for no reason!"
"You'll regret that."
King tried to use his nightmare power on Henson, but somehow he resisted it.
"What? How's that possible?" King said, frustrated.
"What are you trying to do?"
"This has never happened before! Dammit, I'll have to finish this myself!"
King rushed at Henson with a sledgehammer, but Henson dodged it.
"Buddy, calm down. You don't want to do this. This would be a murder." Henson said, calmly.
"I've done it before, what makes it any different now?!"
King managed to hit Henson in the leg, knocking him down and injuring him.
"Lights out, pal!" King said as he brought the sledgehammer down on Henson's head.
Spoiler:
THIRTEENTH DEATH: Jim Hen-wait wat
Actually, Henson managed to roll away just in time.
"Grahhh!" King yelled when he saw that he missed again.
Henson noticed a knife in King's back pocket. "This guy's crazy, he's just going to continue hurting more people if I let him go, and I don't want to die.." he thought to himself.
"Hold on, we can talk this out. If you let me up, I promise to leave." Henson asked.
"Ugh.. I've never had this much of an issue killing someone.. Just go, but rest assured, I will finish you off if you tell anyone."
Henson struggled to his feet, due to his injured leg. He then wobbled behind King, and, instead of walking out of the zoo, pulled the knife out of King's back pocket.
King looked back at Henson with the knife.
"Well.. I can only do this so long. Finish me off." King pleaded.
"I'm so sorry..." Henson said, before closing his eyes and lodging the knife in King's throat.
Spoiler:
THIRTEENTH DEATH: Stephen King
Henson wasn't so sure how he was going to live with the guilt of taking another man's life, but at least it was justified. He limped out of there and tried to get as far as possible, hopefully to a hospital, leaving the bodies of Stephen King and A Bear there.
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Beethoven grew tired of watching two people move their mouths in a cold area, so he ran out of the hospital. RIP that, I guess.
He saw a man with a broken leg and a puppet in hand limping towards him.
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