Chapter 16: So. Damn. Close.
I'm gonna copy and paste these at the beginning of every chapter.
Rankings:
1. Deadpool - Turtle (1 kill)
2. Walt Disney - Turtle (1 kill)
3. Julius Caesar - Sam (1 kill)
4. Jim Henson - Sane (1 kill)
5. Dr. Phil - Klo
6. Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come - YN
7. Boba Fett - Noctis/Juiz (1 kill)
8. Gandhi - Mooncat
9. Jack the Ripper - Manch (2 kills)
Everyone's game so far:
Deadpool: This guy banged Boba Fett, watched him kill Rick Grimes, tried to get the OP 3 to fight him, teamed up with Master Chief, ditched Master Chief, killed Hannibal and made a ton of money.
Walt: This guy took control of Disney in the first part, and now has more power than anyone in the second part. He killed Kermit. :c
Julius Caesar: This guy failed at killing the president, teamed up with RoboCop, and avenged two deaths (killing GOKU). He is now on Liberty Island.
Jim Henson: This guy lost Kermit a lot, found Kermit a lot, killed Stephen King, is now working for Disney, and lost Kermit permanently. :c He's about to team up with Dr. Phil for a rebellion.
Dr. Phil: This guy helped Disney get to power and is now working for him. Joined Henson for a rebellion.
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: This guy's been yet to come ALL GAMEEEEEE
Boba Fett: This guy banged Deadpool, killed Rick Grimes, teamed up with Master Chief, ditched Master Chief, watched Deadpool kill Hannibal and made a ton of money.
Gandhi: This guy hanged out in a botanic garden, took a naked nap with a lady, and is now working for some dude he met in a subway.
Jack the Ripper: This guy killed a slut, killed Baryshnikov, killed Thor (a real god), became a god, rap-battled Hannibal, stopped being a god, escaped an encounter with Zeus (a real god), and is now plotting to kill Disney.
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Four hours have passed since the last episode. In that time, not much has happened at all. Disney's still Disney-ing, workers are still working, Jack and Deadpool are still arguing, and Julius Caesar has arrived on Liberty Island.
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The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come will come in the next chapter. He has a bone (hah get it.. get it.. get it.. GET IT) to pick with Walt Disney, Jack the Ripper, Deadpool, and Boba Fett. What's in their future?
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Walt Disney was up at the top of his castle watching over the island. He was starting to get worried about the two masked men and the man in a hat that had been standing there for the past four hours. He sent a security guard over to see what was going on.
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A security guard approached the three men.
"Excuse me, but what have you guys been doing? You've been standing here for the past four hours." the security guard asked.
"Talking." Deadpool replied, honestly.
"About what, exactly?"
"Noneya."
"Actually, it's plenty of mine. I'm trying to protect the people of New York City here. Tell me what you were talking about."
"Noneyaaaaa. Hey, look over there, it's a squirrel!"
The guard looked over there.
"lol you fell for it" Deadpool said.
"This is no joke. Let me search you."
"Where's your warrant?"
The guard showed him his warrant.
"Uhhh... where's the warrant?"
"I just showed you it."
"That's just a piece of paper, as far as I'm concerned."
While Deadpool was talking to the guard, Boba and Jack managed to sneak away.
"That's what a warrant looks like, you stupid piece of shit. Why am I wasting my time with you?" the guard said, starting to become frustrated.
"I mean, it's your job to be wasting your time with me. You really shouldn't be here if you have to ask why you're here."
"You're right. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here."
"Why don't you leave, then?"
"Good idea. Thank you for the advice."
The guard walked away to go buy tickets for a boat ride.
"Wow.. that was ridiculously easy." Deadpool thought to himself.
Deadpool walked back over to Boba and Jack.
"Alright, our plan's on this island. Hey, look, he's right over there!" Deadpool said, pointing at Julius Caesar.
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Caesar saw three familiar figures. These.. these were the people he met at the New York Public Library. These were the killers of the president's killer, and the strange man who looked exhausted that day.
"They must be part of this. How will I be able to take on three different men?" Caesar thought to himself.
He approached the men.
"So we meet again." he said to the three.
"Yep. Don't fight us, though. That's not part of the story." Deadpool replied.
"Story? What?"
"It's hard to explain. All you need to know is you need to help us out with something, alright?"
Caesar had no reason to help these men.
"How do I know this isn't a ploy to kill me, leaving only you four left?"
"There are nine people left." Boba Fett replied.
"And what's your plan?"
"We don't know yet. Four of the nine are in there, and then there's us four."
"Doesn't that leave one more?"
"Uhmmm.. Deadpool, who else is left again?"
Deadpool put on a large, black cloak.
"Why, only deaaaaaaaaaaaaath itself of courseeeeeeee" he said in a spooky voice.
"What?" Caesar said, confused.
"He means the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come." Boba explained.
"What?" Caesar said, still confused.
"You'll see at midnight. What's our plan for that again, Deadpool?"
"There is no Deadpool, only Zuuuuuul" Deadpool replied, still dressed in the cloak.
"Stop that. I need to be prepared for this guy, since he's unlike any opponent I've ever faced." Boba said.
"Whoa, what happened? Where am I?" Deadpool said, taking off the cloak.
"Is this guy okay?" Caesar whispered to Boba
"He's just.. different." Boba replied.
"WOW OKAY BOBA SO THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME?!" Deadpool shouted.
"Of course not. You're the good kind of different."
"I DON'T THINK YOU MEAN ITTTT"
"Sure I do."
"OKAY FINE"
"So.. what's this about fighting death?" Jack the Ripper butted in.
"Oh, yeah, you're gonna be there too." Boba Fett told him.
"Sounds fun. I have killed a god, and escaped an encounter with a god."
"Well, actually, one god you just used common logic to kill and the other wasn't even really trying to kill you. Stop being such a megalomaniac." Deadpool put Jack in his place.
"Oh, excuse me, but have you ever killed a god? Didn't think so."
"I totally could."
"I'll bash ye fookin ead in m8"
"Go ahead! Get it? a-head? Head?" Deadpool said, leaning forward
"GUYS!" Caesar shouted, silencing everyone.
"I just want to know what our plan is, and how we're going to kill death, and how we're going to get into this building. Please, let's stay on one topic, alright?" Caesar asked.
"Deadpool, please explain." Boba asked.
"ye m8" Jack asked.
"Fine, I'll be serious for the moment... I have no clue how to answer any of those questions." Deadpool said.
"We were depending on you!" they all shouted at him.
"Fine, why don't I just run in there?"
Then he did.
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Henson heard a lot of noise coming from upstairs, then the alarms went off. What was going on?
"What's going on?" Gandhi asked.
"I don't know. Hope it'll get us out of here" Phil joked.
A man in a red outfit appeared at the doorway, banging two security guards' heads together.
"Who.. who's that?" Henson asked.
"I am Zuul." Deadpool answered.
"What are you here for, Zuul?" Henson asked.
"I'm here to let my people go." Deadpool answered.
That sentence alone was enough to make everyone at their stations drop what they were doing and move towards the exit. Occasionally, a security guard would show up, but Deadpool would dispose of them.
"Thank you so much.." Henson said to Deadpool as he walked out.
Everyone was free. Security guards didn't even try anymore, as they knew Disney's darkest secret had just been let out.
Disney walked out of his castle for the first time in months. He saw Henson, Gandhi, and Phil get on a boat to leave and Deadpool celebrating with Caesar, Boba, and Jack.
He wasn't going to let them get the last laugh this easily.
He walked over to the four men.
"Oh hey, Disney. What's up?" Deadpool said, sarcastically.
"You belong to me."
Deadpool and Boba Fett froze in place. Caesar and Jack backed away.
"What's going on?" Boba asked.
Disney took out his phone and sent an email.
The news of Disney's workshop had not yet made it to the other Disney officials, so they followed through with his plan.
Boba Fett noticed his finger start to fade away. He looked at Deadpool and saw the same thing was happening to him.
"What.. what's happening?" Boba asked.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this. It was meant to be special."
"Is.. is it all over?"
"Guess so."
Boba Fett and Deadpool had one final embrace as their bodies blew away in the wind like dust.
Jack and Caesar were way too scared to move closer.
"Have a nice day." Disney said, before going back into his castle.
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Henson, Gandhi, and Phil arrived back on Manhattan.
"Wow.. those two months were quite the experience. Wonder what'll happen with Disney now." Henson said.
"We'll see. If justice doesn't hit that man as hard as it should, we might need to have another visit." Phil said.
The three shared a laugh. They were glad to finally be free.
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Originally Posted by Juiz
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