Chapter 6: Still Morning
Before we start, here's all of the teams we have in this game right now:
Deadpool and Boba Fett
Walt Disney and Dr. Phil
Julius Caesar and William Wallace
Zeus, Thor, and Goku
Jim Henson and Kermit
RoboCop and HAL 9000
The ones alone are:
Beethoven
Obama
Master Chief
A Bear
Gandhi
Stephen King
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Jack the Ripper
Hannibal Lecter
Donald Trump
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Boba Fett and Deadpool kept on walking.
"Hey, there's three competitors back over at Comic Con, want to go back there?" Deadpool asked
"Well, they have the numbers advantage. I'm not sure."
"Oh, I can take them. Just stand around and look cool and shoot them from a distance and they won't notice."
"Okay, fine. But if I die, it's your fault."
And then they arrived at the ruins of the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center.
"Damn.. what happened to this place?" Boba, who hadn't heard about the bombing, asked.
"Oh, Obama bombed this place. Didn't do much at all, really."
"Why would he do that?"
"For some reason, the idiot thought the bomb was enough to kill two gods."
"Are you telling me that ZEUS AND THOR are here? Who's the other one?"
"Oh, Goku."
"Are you out of your mind? This is a death wish. I'm not sure if I should stay here.."
"Come on, at least act as a cheerleader for me. I can take them."
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Zeus, Thor, and Goku saw two men bickering nearby.
"Hey, do you see those two men bickering nearby?" Goku asked.
"Yeah, I do. Why do you think they're bickering nearby?" Thor replied.
"I don't know. Why should see why they're bickering nearby." Goku proposed.
And so they went to see why the two men were bickering nearby.
"Hey, what's up? Who are you guys?" Goku asked.
"Oh, we're nobody. Well, he's nobody, I'm somebody. I'm Deadpool. I want to fight the three of you."
"Why's that? You just met us."
"Oh, well, we're in a fight to the death. Not the other guy, though, he's just a normal guy. Don't kill him. Just fight me."
"Why should we fight? We could easily all team up."
"Yeah, but that'll make it harder when we all need to fight in the end."
"Why do we need to fight in the end? We can all just stay in this world, even if it is a fight to see who the last man standing is."
Damn, Goku brought up a good point. What would it change if they just didn't fight at all?
"Well... fighting is fun!"
"Not really, it's just violent and pointless."
"Violent and pointless is my forte!"
"Well, can you leave us out of it?"
"Nope. It'd be pretty awesome to take on two gods and a Saiyan. I think I could do it."
"I don't think you could."
"Well, I do."
"Well, I don't."
"Watch me."
"No, I don't want to fight."
"Are you scared?"
"No, I just don't want to kill someone for no reason. It's unnecessary and doesn't help me in any way. If you want this fight to the death to end, find another way to die."
"No!"
"You're very insistent, huh?"
"Yep, I am. Can we fight now?"
"I refuse."
"Well, what if I start a fight right now? I have a ton of weapons I could use."
"You can try. Doubt they'll do anything, though."
"I also have a kryptonite katana for plot convenience."
"Well, that's kinda pointless here."
"Nope, it has a very sharp point. Just touch it."
"Dude, just leave us alone. We aren't gonna fight you."
And Goku, Zeus, and Thor walked away.
But Deadpool wasn't going to give up that easily. He told Boba Fett to stay behind to stay safe, then followed behind the OP 3.
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A Bear was still in the zoo, popular as ever. He was loving the fame.
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One of the people at the zoo was horror author Stephen King.
"Really? That's the bear everyone's been talking about? It's clearly just a man in a bear costume. That's not scary at all." King said to Mr. Mercedes.
"I'll show them scary.." he thought to himself, then waited until nighttime for his master plan.
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Caesar and Wallace found a secluded area to come up with a plan.
"why don't we just run in there, guns blazing, and kick their asses?" William Wallace planned.
"No, that wouldn't work at all. We're in the future now, there's all sorts of wacky technology they could beat us with. Stealth is really the only way we're going to accomplish anything.
"you're no fun m8"
"And you're stupid."
"y'know, being with you has made it pretty obvious why you got backstabbed by some of your best friends. everything has to go your way. hell, you're probably worse than washington."
Caesar was deeply offended.
"Fine then," he said, "just go in there and do whatever you were planning to do. If you're so good, you'll be able to do it alone. Go ahead! Try it!"
"maybe i will m8"
And so he did. Wallace ran into the building with a battle cry and instantly had all of the security guards in the building on his tail.
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Well, except for one security guard, who stayed with Obama.
"What the hell's, uh.... happening?" he asked the guard.
"There appears to be a barbarian in the building. I think he's after you."
"Oh, crap. Well, uh... at least you're here to keep me safe if something goes wrong, right?"
"Right."
If Obama hadn't turned around at that moment, maybe he would've survived. Sadly, he did turn around, and what he got was a slit throat from Lecter's Spyderco Harpy knife.
Lecter decapitated the president's body, put the "trophy" in a trash bag, and made his way out of the building. Looks like he's getting head tonight.
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Donald Trump had a weird feeling in the hospital. Almost like a huge weight had been lifted off of his back. "Oh well, it's probably just my foot getting better" he thought.
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Beethoven and the man arrived at the hospital.
"Hey there, I think I've stumbled upon an almost 300 year old man. This is him. Mind if I get him checked out?" the man asked the worker a question.
"Wait, what? Is this a joke?"
"No. This man claims to have been alive in the 18th century."
"Well.. okay, I guess we can see what that's all about."
They were taken to a room to check Beethoven out. They waited for the doctor to show up.
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Master Chief was still on the subway.
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Walt Disney and Dr. Phil took a taxi to Times Square. Dr. Phil's plan was to get in front of a huge crowd of people to tell them that Disney was back, and hopefully get the attention of Disney officials.
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RoboHAL arrived at the entrance of the Empire State Building. He needed to get to the top of the thing.
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Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is yet to come.
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Jack the Ripper kept following the girl, who somehow still hadn't noticed.
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Gandhi walked to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden and stayed there for a while. So beautiful...
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The mother returned to see her daughter.
"Hey there. Are you this girl's mother?" Henson asked the mother.
"I am. And who are you?"
"Well, I'm the owner of that." Henson pointed at the puppet.
The girl heard him.
"Did you steal this toy, mommy? How could you!" the girl yelled.
"No, I didn't. I.. found it."
The woman looked back over at Henson.
"I'm deeply sorry. I didn't know, I just saw it on a bench and.."
"It's fine. You were just trying to help out your girl. Now, I'm sorry, but I need that puppet back. I can buy you a new one, if you want."
"I'm not sure how she'd feel about that. Why don't you buy a new one for yourself if you're going to buy one anyway?"
"Oh, trust me, I need that one."
"Are you going to give the toy away, mommy?" the girl spoke up.
"No, but this man needs to borrow it for a while. Is that okay?"
"Okay.."
The mother and Henson walked to somewhere the girl wouldn't hear them.
"Okay, when you come back with another puppet, pretend it's the same one, okay? She's under the impression that you're just borrowing it."
"Okay. Sorry for the inconvenience, ma'am."
"You have nothing to be sorry about."
And Henson looked for somewhere to buy a new Kermit puppet for the girl.
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