Yoshi and Majora (Skull Kid)
Resident Skumfuk
Spoiler:
SBS was playing the SNES with his friends, Turtle, Polar, and … Gustav.
“These games are so awesome. I really wish we could play forever,” said Luke. He stood up and looked outside. “Just imagine if these characters were actually real! We’d help rescue Peach from Bowser, run as fast as Sonic, and punch as hard as Mike Tyson.” “Gustav is not sure about 2 of your chosen character’s eligibility in the Nintendo universe, but agrees.” Gustav joined Luke at the window. Turtle and Polar looked at each other. “Sane… you’re ready.” “Ready for what?” Almost as soon as he said the word, “what” Turtle pulled out a cartridge from his bookbag, titled
Nintendo Battle Royale!
and pushed it into the console. “No… I’m not ready. I’ll just mess it up. Hell, I may not even write past chapter 3.” “Enough with the complaining Sane,” said Turtle, “you can do this. Just don’t give up. Write your story the way you want it.” Polar spoke up, “You don’t have to make it random or humorous like your posts, you can finally show us the mind of Luke Bennett. Show us the deep thoughts you have, the creative ideas gnawing at your brain, show us Luke.” “Gustav would like to see this Luke as well.”
Sane knew what he must do. He walked over to the SNES, and turned towards his friends. “Thank you guys.” He pressed RESET.
The screen flickered.
”Hey! Listen!” A fairy flew across the screen, only to be grabbed in mid-air by a figure in a strange looking mask. The figure stood in the middle of an open green field, and looked up at the moon, which had a face. Nearby, in the sea, a blue figure emerged, only to slowly sink back under.
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A brown skinned Mii character begun jogging next to a man riding a cycle, little did the Mii player know, the cyclist had a bloody paddle in his back pocket.
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A beefy man was seen in a wrestling ring, punching another man. “Thsts what I call the thSouthpaw bith!” The other man fell backwards, dead.
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A rather proper looking gentleman with a rather large hat was seen reading a book title “Mario Story” as he sipped out of a coffee cup. The cup was rather hot however, thus leaving the man to drop the cup and exclaim. These next events are rather horrifying.
Spoiler:
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GANONDORF!
KING DEDEDE!
YOSHI!
META KNIGHT!
PIT!
MR. GAME AND WATCH!
The 6 fighters were each chosen and ready to begin. Assist trophies were the only items selected. The Super Mario Galaxy stage was selected, and a billboard could be seen in the background, cheering everyone on. He had no clear favorite. Up ahead, a ship flew, possibly containing someone wishing to wreak havoc on these characters for some odd reason. A vendetta perhaps?
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A man stepped out of his house, on his way to work. He looked important, and when he spoke, people listened. He had a voice worth your time. If you saw this man, you should instantly suck his dick. A mole popped up, “Yeah, so, uh, hello there.” The man needed to get to work, he had no times for this, “fucking beaver” as he proclaimed.
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A man in gigantic armor found his way into a castle for some odd reason. He allowed himself in, and begun to make himself at home. All of a sudden, a whip cracked. Little did they both know, more troubles awaited them both. Big, moustached, troubles.
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A ship stops at a random planet, or is it random? Honestly, I don’t know yet. A man gets out, he seems to be on a mission. The robotic like man looks around and sees what looks like a beach ball rolling towards him. This man’s mission would soon change. The difficulty is now on Nightmare level.
Heh.
Pik your min for the bat-
Fuck it I’ll move on.
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All that was left was blue. There were two different forms however. A man in a blue robotic suit looked around at his surroundings, there seemed to be ice stretching for miles. Where was he?
As he wondered this, a blue walrus gazed at him, with hatred in his eyes.
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3 DAYS UNTIL THE MOON ARRIVES
Hey this is cool :3
[poor coffee]