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    but Mike Tyson was ok q.q

    Fine, I'll take Samus
    But Mike Tyson was in an actual Nintendo game. XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyra Heartstrings View Post
    Neither of those are Nintendo, just on Nintendo consoles. XD
    I believe they're second party and haven't been released outside of Nintendo consoles. I think that would qualify, especially since I have 2 characters not created by Nintendo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx View Post
    I believe they're second party and haven't been released outside of Nintendo consoles. I think that would qualify, especially since I have 2 characters not created by Nintendo.
    To be fair Sane hasn't accepted those choices yet.

    Plus he said anyone in Smash would qualify, I at least think X is safe under that regard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx View Post
    I believe they're second party and haven't been released outside of Nintendo consoles. I think that would qualify, especially since I have 2 characters not created by Nintendo.
    Scribblenauts had an iOS release before :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Log View Post
    Scribblenauts had an iOS release before :P
    I have it on Android. :D
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    I repped Ranger so I accepted. I am bust atm so I will do this later


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    Get hype. OP is updated with our official characters.


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    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    SBS was playing the SNES with his friends, Turtle, Polar, and … Gustav.

    “These games are so awesome. I really wish we could play forever,” said Luke. He stood up and looked outside. “Just imagine if these characters were actually real! We’d help rescue Peach from Bowser, run as fast as Sonic, and punch as hard as Mike Tyson.” “Gustav is not sure about 2 of your chosen character’s eligibility in the Nintendo universe, but agrees.” Gustav joined Luke at the window. Turtle and Polar looked at each other. “Sane… you’re ready.” “Ready for what?” Almost as soon as he said the word, “what” Turtle pulled out a cartridge from his bookbag, titled

    Nintendo Battle Royale!

    and pushed it into the console. “No… I’m not ready. I’ll just mess it up. Hell, I may not even write past chapter 3.” “Enough with the complaining Sane,” said Turtle, “you can do this. Just don’t give up. Write your story the way you want it.” Polar spoke up, “You don’t have to make it random or humorous like your posts, you can finally show us the mind of Luke Bennett. Show us the deep thoughts you have, the creative ideas gnawing at your brain, show us Luke.” “Gustav would like to see this Luke as well.”

    Sane knew what he must do. He walked over to the SNES, and turned towards his friends. “Thank you guys.” He pressed RESET.



    The screen flickered.

    ”Hey! Listen!” A fairy flew across the screen, only to be grabbed in mid-air by a figure in a strange looking mask. The figure stood in the middle of an open green field, and looked up at the moon, which had a face. Nearby, in the sea, a blue figure emerged, only to slowly sink back under.

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    A brown skinned Mii character begun jogging next to a man riding a cycle, little did the Mii player know, the cyclist had a bloody paddle in his back pocket.

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    A beefy man was seen in a wrestling ring, punching another man. “Thsts what I call the thSouthpaw bith!” The other man fell backwards, dead.

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    A rather proper looking gentleman with a rather large hat was seen reading a book title “Mario Story” as he sipped out of a coffee cup. The cup was rather hot however, thus leaving the man to drop the cup and exclaim. These next events are rather horrifying.

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    The coffee cup shattered on the ground as the man yelled “Drat!” As he looked down at the broken pieces, he pondered, “That reminds me of a puzzle.”

    First death - Scalding Hot Coffee Cup



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    GANONDORF!

    KING DEDEDE!

    YOSHI!

    META KNIGHT!

    PIT!

    MR. GAME AND WATCH!

    The 6 fighters were each chosen and ready to begin. Assist trophies were the only items selected. The Super Mario Galaxy stage was selected, and a billboard could be seen in the background, cheering everyone on. He had no clear favorite. Up ahead, a ship flew, possibly containing someone wishing to wreak havoc on these characters for some odd reason. A vendetta perhaps?

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    A man stepped out of his house, on his way to work. He looked important, and when he spoke, people listened. He had a voice worth your time. If you saw this man, you should instantly suck his dick. A mole popped up, “Yeah, so, uh, hello there.” The man needed to get to work, he had no times for this, “fucking beaver” as he proclaimed.

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    A man in gigantic armor found his way into a castle for some odd reason. He allowed himself in, and begun to make himself at home. All of a sudden, a whip cracked. Little did they both know, more troubles awaited them both. Big, moustached, troubles.

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    A ship stops at a random planet, or is it random? Honestly, I don’t know yet. A man gets out, he seems to be on a mission. The robotic like man looks around and sees what looks like a beach ball rolling towards him. This man’s mission would soon change. The difficulty is now on Nightmare level.

    Heh.

    Pik your min for the bat-

    Fuck it I’ll move on.

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    All that was left was blue. There were two different forms however. A man in a blue robotic suit looked around at his surroundings, there seemed to be ice stretching for miles. Where was he?

    As he wondered this, a blue walrus gazed at him, with hatred in his eyes.
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    3 DAYS UNTIL THE MOON ARRIVES


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    Hey this is cool :3
    [poor coffee]

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