Hello, my name is Ben Roderick. I'm a fan of Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd's Epic Rap Battles of History, back when I was trying to write an rap battle idea, but my words were not good. So, I'm about to do many of rap battles that you submission rap battles to the two creators.
Here is Santa Claus vs Charles Darwin (Only Santa's verse):
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SANTA CLAUS!
VS!
CHARLES DARWIN!
BEGIN!
Santa Claus - Verse 1:
Ho ho ho.
It's Santa Claus is coming to town,
But in a rap battle,
You're a filthy naturalist,
Who should be my companion elf
How about you can push my sleigh?
Your voyage will be slow than 5,000 years
Do you like Christmas before you born?
I hope you will get fossiled.
Charles Darwin - Verse 1:
I am not fossiled from your pathetic reindeers,
Even Santa should get drunk,
Your biggest fans should tear you apart of your
Coal socks,
My crew can smashed your machines and glitter of s**t,
You visit shopping malls, how about you go to the
Naughty business?
Santa Claus - Verse 2:
That's it, Santa can't stop of this rap,
Let me show you can be in my gift to your sons,
My sack is full of potions when it explode,
Don't you think my belly is more fat than you?
The wildlife is full of lemurs when you went to Africa,
Your friend Alfred got a essay about your physical life,
I can't believe it that you will shivered in your boat.
Charles Darwin - Verse 2:
I'm not afraid of your toys and candy,
Who can murder you,
Are you used to be wizard before you sent Christmas?
You should sent babies to Christmas Eve,
That a thousand can take care of your big a**,
I can't gonna say, Nick,
But I'm married to your wife, Mrs Claus.