Are you lost in Boston? Maybe an analysis might help!
Sacajewea - The hardest name Polar will have to spell, Sacajewea is the most badass contender on the list. However, she's pretty fierce, so that can be a pro and a con. Also she's not in the kitchen
Micheal Bay - Although not a great fighter, his full power is when he finds a Cinema Studio and gets the chance to blow everything up. In CGI, of course. His powers include, money, money, silk socks, telephoto. Also he doesn't need Bruckheimer.
Lump - His greatest strength will be Polar not wanting to kill off a dog.
Stan Lee - Depends on how far Polar is willing to go with this guy. Can he call the Marvel Superheroes? If yes, GG Lee. If not, he probably died 10 chapters ago.
Harry Houdini - The most powerful linguine on this list. Also he can crawl in small spaces, survive being drowned, buried, hung upside down, etc. His weaknesses include locking his shit up and punching him in the stomach.
Edward Kenway - If this were my BR, this guy'd win just because of the Irish accent, but this isn't my BR, so he'll win by being the best assassin evuh (after Ezio)
JFK - More presidents, what the fuck is this shit?
Nikola Tesla - He'll reach the top and then Edison will steal his win. GG WP. On a serious note, if he has cool electrical powers we can see a Sith-Jedi battle between him and Vader
Batman - Considering this is the retarded ERB Batman, I don't think he'll get far.
Sherlock Holmes - I was gonna pick this guy, because I think he has the best skills you can have in a BR. Great personality, extremely intelligent, and let's be honest, this guy will NOT be lost in Boston.
Chuck Norris - He's either OP or a joke, but going by ERB canon, this guy can get rly big, lmao.
Henry VIII - He's a fat fuck he'll die first. But he's a Tudor so I'm rooting for him.
Moses - Tehnically, he can do a lot of shit, but going by ERB canon he's just Snoop
Nietzsche - This will probably be the most entertaining fighter, just imagine him running down the street screaming "N I E T Z S C H E" like a mustachy cheerleader
EAP - Someone I'm looking forward to, but he'll probably just be gloomy and hang out in a crypt the whole game.
Darth Vader - SOMEONE WHO LOATHES YOU, BITCH! He's op, he'll make it far.
Poseidon - Aquaman.
Krillin - Dunno shit about DBZ. Isn't he the one who dies a lot?
Muhammad Ali - Don't let him catch you with that left hook, yo.
Easter Bunny - *sigh*
Superman - I hate this character. With a passion. Hope he dies the first episode. Fuck the Superman Syndrome.
Mr. Rogers - If this were my RPG's canon, oh boy, they'd all be fucked. But ERB Rogers works too, I guess. He can like, feel children or something.
Bill and Ted - Two goofy motherfuckers. Will provide comedy for sure.
Confucius - Watch out for his Fortune Cookie attack.
The Doctor - He's a pussy with 13. But in all honesty, this guy seems the most equipped to handle anything thrown at him.
Skrillex - He's pretty popular, and he can drop the bass, so he can do a lot of stuff here.
Jesus Christ - OP, but won't hurt anyone.
Gandalf - He has two versions of himself, both of them strong as hell. He defeated the Balrog ffs.
Blackbeard - He might win this Battle RoyARRRRRRRRRRr, because he's a pirate ARRRRRR and he's a really despicable guy, tbh.
Putin - He won't be very popular in America, but if this is anything like IRL, Boston should shit their pants to have Putin there.
Genghis Khan - Hope he doesn't try to Gunnutstick everyone.
Criss Angel - This battle just got.... MINDFREAKED! *booo*
Loki - The God of Deceit and Trickery... hmm.. This will be fun. He can troll everyone.
Sunglasses Elf - ... What?
Steve - ... the fuck?
Originally Posted by Deathstroke
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