Well, it's been a while. Indeed it has. Hopefully I'll be able to get the next one out quicker.
Chapter 2
Ben Carson was still sleeping.
Mark David Chapman staggered into the hospital.
“You’ve done it! You’re where you want to be!” An overly enthusiastic apparition standing before him said.
“Yes you’ve done it!”
“You’ve done it!”
“You’ve walked into a building!”
“The right building!”
“Have my babies!”
I’m proud of you, but you still have more to do the voice in his head said.
“OK God, I’ll do whatever you say,” Mark David Chapman replied with a smile.
“Oh sweet a panda!” Beast Boy said. Pangoro tilted his head and stared at Beast Boy, not really knowing how to react.
“I know just how to fight a panda!” Beast Boy continued. Pangoro continued to stand there.
Suddenly, Beast Boy’s body started changing shape and eventually became... a green panda. Shocker.
Panda Beast Boy charged at Pangoro, trying to tackle him. Pangoro let Beast Boy rush at him and then shoryuken- I mean sky uppercutted him RIGHT IN DA GABBER OH MAH GAWD! Panda Beast Boy fell to the ground, and Pangoro saw that as an opportunity to start walking away. Beast Boy returned to normal form.
“Ow dude! I see that this is not just a normal panda!” Beast Boy observed. No shit Beast Boy, no shit.
Chuck McGill looked for a good place to hide when he heard Balloon Boy break the window..
“Hello,” he heard, it was closer than expected.
Chuck McGill looked around his room in a panic, and his eyes caught sight of exactly what he needed. Chuck McGill turned around to see Balloon Boy slowly walking towards him… staring at him… MENACINGLY… I guess. Chuck McGill grabbed the space blanket, put it over his head, and bolted right out of the door.
“Bitch”
“Bitch”
“Bitch”
“Bitch”
“Bitch”
“Bitch”
“Ohai Dion” Poles said.
The three forumers ended their bitch-off when they viewed Dion descend from the sky above right in front of their eyes.
“What the hell is going on here?” Dion inquired.
“Ummm… that guy called me a bitch,” Juiz said pointing to Poles.
“Poles take that back,” Dion said.
“Don’t tell me what to do,” Poles said.
“Bitch” Dion said.
“Bitch” Juiz said.
“Bitch” Adonis said.
“o” Poles said.
Dion, Adonis, and Juiz surrounded Poles.
“Ready to die bitch,” Juiz said.
“All I did was call you a bitch :c” Poles replied.
“Bitch”
“Bitch”
“Bithc”
“Botch
“Beetch”
“Biech”
“Bitch”
“DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY POWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” A voice said from behind.
“What the-” Juiz said before getting tackled to the ground. Scrappy Dappy Doo started punching the shit out of Juiz… to the extent that a fucking puppy could punch the shit out of a person any way.
Dion grabbed Scrappy Doo by the neck and lifted him off of Juiz.
“Let me at ‘em let me at ‘em!” Scrappy Doo said while flailing his arms.
“What do” Dion said.
“We might as well just kill him lol” Adonis said.
“-Insert other pocket catchphrase here-” Scrappy Doo said.
“Oh right this was supposed to be a fight to the death or something right? Might as well then,” Dion said reluctantly.
“So who wants to do it?” Juiz asked.
“I kind of want to,” Adonis said.
“Fine with me,” Juiz said. Dion nodded.
Juiz and Dion worked together to pin Scrappy Doo down and glanced at Adonis. Adonis got on his knees in front of Scrappy Doo as he struggled.
“I’ll tell you my uncle Scoob’s gonna wreck your shit when he finds out what you did to me!” Scrappy Doo said angrily.
“Yeah whatever you say bro,” Adonis said condescendingly.
Adonis clasped the handle of the chair leg with both hands and raised it into the air directly above Scrappy Doo. A second later the broken chairleg plunged down into Scrappy Doo’s chest, cutting right through his body and out the other side. Adonis raised his chairleg into the air and examined the bloody puppy kebab he had now made.
“Ugh, this fucking thing got blood all over my chair leg, I want a new one,” Adonis said tossing the chairleg and by extension Scrappy aside.
“So did we literally just kill a puppy?” Juiz asked.
“Yep.” Dion answered.
Spoiler:
"Hey where did that bitch go?" Juiz asked.
Adonis and Dion looked around. Poles was nowhere to be found.
"... Crap." Dion said.
“What are these?”
“Ah those they’re umm… uhhh…”
“Fuck it we’re taking them.”
“Oh OK that’s fine maybe I guess…”
“These shoes look cool…”
“Oh yeah sure…”
“Fuck it we’re taking them.”
“Oh that’s fine…”
“And then there’s this fucking thing! OHHHHHH YEAH baby!”
They grabbed weapons and gadgets until they could no longer grab anything else, and thus, Morty and Negan were on their way.
SoFlo Antonio walked outside and before long saw a middle aged dude and a wimpy looking teenager walking in the opposite direction.
“Ooh boy this could be my next big scoop!” he said.
“Hey babe, what’s a nice girl like you doing on a roof like this- HOLY SHIT YOU’RE TALL!” Sonic Boom Knuckles said as he finally reached the roof.
“Hmmm…?” Bayonetta said condescendingly.
Sonic Boom Knuckles approached Bayonetta, and that was when Bayonetta pulled out a blue pistol. Sonic Boom Knuckles grabbed onto the pistol and crushed it in his hands.
“Oh come on babe don’t be like that, I don’t mess around you know!” Knuckles said.
“We’ll see about that honey,” Bayonetta replied with a smirk.
Knuckles’ fists charged at Bayonetta with his fists gradually becoming enveloped in red flames. But then he started moving… slower.
Bayonetta smiled.
“Owwwww that could’ve gone better,” Bubsy Bobcat said. When all else fails, there’s clearly only one more option! Bubsy Bobcat thought.
Bubsy Bobcat entered the Titan Tower and used the elevator.
…
Bubsy Bobcat checked his watch, damn this thing was taking a while. Eventually, he made it to the top floor.
Now which way to the roof? Bubsy thought. He searched around the top floor until he eventually found the stairs.
Bubsy Bobcat stood in front of the door to the roof. He had a bad feeling about it, but then he shrugged. “What could possibly go wrong?” He said. The audience laughed. Bubsy Bobcat opened the door to see a monstrously tall woman standing in front of a large puddle of blood. Bayonetta turned around and glared at Bubsy.
“Oh… I’ll be downstairs if you need me hehe…” Bubsy Bobcat said before slowing closing the door. He bolted downstairs after that.
Spoiler:
Sam Pepper looked through the window of a certain someone’s house, viewing a certain someone panicking over a broken nose.
“So… what do we do now?” Jake Granville asked.
Joe Camel wordlessly got up and exited the bar.
Ted Cruz sensed that someone was following him, and turned around to see a cool looking Camel wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses (don’t ask me when he changed his outfit) staring at him.
“What do you want? You know, I despise you, always swaying our children into taking dangerous substances!” Ted Cruz said trying to sound angry.
Joe Camel wordlessly pulled out a briefcase, opened it up, and displayed the fat stacks that lay inside.
“So those are for the campaign?” Ted Cruz asked.
Joe Camel nodded.
“You know, I was always a firm believer in the free market,” Ted Cruz said with a smile as he took the briefcase and stashed it away up his own ass.
Cool Cat finally opened the door in his bedroom and he awkwardly ran down the stairs, bumped into his couch, tripped over a coffee table, and eventually made it to the door.
“I’M ONE STEP AWAY FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD!” Cool Cat said. He put his paws around the handle and…
“OH COME ON NOT THIS ONE TOO!”
TUNE IN FOR CHAPTER THREE WHENEVER I POST THAT! YEAH!
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