I wanted to do a BR too

[Lohuydahutt]

Replace Kurumi with myself because peer pressure

[Juiz]

Replace Kurumi with myself because peer pressure

ayyyyy

[Katz]

Russ from Gorillaz

Katz from Courage

Hoopa from Pokemon

[Juiz]

Chapter one: The first chapter

The setting for our battle royale is a cold, harsh, wasteland. Polar bears and moose freely roam around, and there's a Tim Horton's literally everywhere you look. It's Canada, to be specific, Toronto. Luckily for the people of Canada, the large-scale brawl would not be on the streets, but rather within a large convention center.

"Wow, I'm actually at Anime North!" I yelled out in excitement. "This right here is what dreams are made of!"
"Shut the hell up, weeb trash" said Dion as he stuffed a donut in his mouth, because he's literally a jerk ass mean guy.
I opened the doors to the convention center, and saw like, literally 30 or so people all standing around. "Wow, those guys are really good at cosplay!"

Here's the part where I introduce everyone, as I take a look around. "Ahem".

The ones that instantly stood out to me were the anime characters, because..well.. it's an anime convention. "Let's see..."

The first one I noticed was Rikka Takanashi, complete with her Schwarz Sechs Prototype MkII. "HOLY SHIT IT'S RIKKA AHHH I WANNA PINCH HER CHEEKS!" I squealed, as I started towards her. "Control yourself, we're in public" Dion barked back, grabbing my arm so I couldn't leave.

Next up was some shirtless dude in trunks. If not for his boxing gloves, I probably wouldn't have even been able to tell that it was Makunouchi Ippo. "Oh, that's cool." I said, as I moved on.

"Oh, boy, a Dragonball Z cosplay, how original", scoffed Dion, as he pointed out Future Trunks. "He's not even Super Saiyan, either, so who gives a crap?"

I was going to reply, but I was cut off by a large crashing sound, followed by some light mechanical whirring. I turned and saw Ruby Rose, transforming her Crescent Rose into it's full scythe form. "That's pretty cool." I thought to myself.

There were a few usual comic cosplayers as well, like Batman and Daredevil.. and Mr. Freeze? "Oh god, it's the Arnold version! WHY!?" I screamed out, as I fell to my knees, sobbing. Oh, Bruce Banner was there too.

At this point, my ADHD got the best of me, and I just starting listing people off instead of giving them actual descriptions or anything of note. After the matter, I realized that it would probably make this look really sloppy and half-assed, but in the moment I really didn't care.

There was Mario, Jaime Lannister , Peridot , Katz , Akihiko Sanada , Gortys , Brian Fury , Palutena , Solidier 76 , Russ , Frozone , Max Damage , The TF2 Spy , Hoopa , and Jhin .

As I was walking, I bumped into some dude dressed as The Pope . "Oh, sorry dude, my bad. Hey, nice costume!" I said. "Costume? What are you talking about? I am The Pope!" he shouted out at me. "Geez, what's with the creepy old dude hanging out at an anime convention? That's gross as hell."

It was then that I started noticing how weird things started getting. I looked to my left, and saw that Kramer from Seinfeld was there. Not even a cosplayer, literally just him. "What the hell? Maybe.. just maybe.. these aren't cosplayers at all, but literally the actually real people." I said to myself, before bumping into a car . "Who the hell parked a car indoors!?" I shouted out, grabbing my leg 'cause damn that hurt.

As I was on the ground, a dog ran up to me and tried to lick my face. I wasn't having any of that shit, so I pushed it away and stood up. "Where's your owner, boy? He must be worried sick about you!" I said, as I picked it up and read its collar. "Pebbles , huh? Well Pebbles, I'm gonna find your owner". As I looked around the room, I heard someone scream out in a very stereotypical British voice. "G*D D**N BALLOON BOY I HATE YOU SO F*****G MUCH!", the voice yelled out.

"Oh, hey Ranger ", I said, as I walked towards him. "Oh, hey, Log , Turtle , and Gunnut, you guys are here too?
"probably" said Log.
"I'm not Turtle, though." said not Turtle. "I'm Turtle from Vietnam.
" "Oh, that's weird. Nice to see you, though" I said.
"I'm not Gunnut, either." said not Gunnut. "I'm Khasm al Ekrem !"
"Oh, okay Gunnut. Good to see you too" I said, as I started to walk away.
"Juiz, you realize that this is basically just a rip-off of AFABR, right?" Log said, while grabbing my shoulder, not allowing me to leave.
"No, it isn't. Shut up" I said.
"Bitch"
"Bitch"
"Bitch"
"Bitch"
"See! This exact thing happened in AFABR!" He shouted
"Shut up Log I'll ban you" I said
"oh :c" he said, defeated
"Speaking of banning, where the hell did Dion go?"

Literally right as I said that, some dumb jerk turned on a microphone, but it like, squealed and made that feedback noise, so everyone was like "Woah". It was Dion, standing on the stage with said microphone.

"Alright dickbags, now that I've assembled you all here, you're gonna fight and all that cool stuff. You're gonna kill each other until you die!"

"But I don't wanna!" I yelled out "I just wanna look at animu stuff!"

"Shut up Juiz" yelled Dion. "You're gonna do it or I'm gonna kill you"

At this point, The Pope yelled out something about killing being a sin or whatever. I really didn't pay attention because I was too busy crying. Regardless, Dion pulled out a gun and shot that sucka right in between his eyes.

Spoiler: 

FIRST DEATH: The Pope (Polar)

"Any other objections? No? Good. Then starting tomorrow, you guys will all totally kill each other!" Dion yelled out, showing just how big of an ass he has is.

I stood up, and walked back to my hotel room to get a grip on the current situation. I ate a nice spaghetti dinner, then went to sleep, in order to prepare for the slaughter that tomorrow would bring.

Spoiler: 

SECOND DEATH: A bowl of spaghetti (Adonis)

[Poles]

Aw no my character ;n;

11/10 tho

[Kubby]

Max Damage gets his car too...right?

PS. Love the death of the

Spoiler: 

[Spaghetti Bowl]

[rangernumberx]

Max Damage gets his car too...right?

I've got K.I.T.T though, so we know how that'll turn out.

Nice chapter, Juiz. Also, it is true. A physical embodiment of my BB hatred is pretty much just me.

[Juiz]

Max Damage gets his car too...right?

PS. Love the death of the

Spoiler: 

[Spaghetti Bowl]

Ye. Just like Hulk will be The Hulk

[Lohuydahutt]

I totally called that second death xP off to a good start I see :3

[Turtlesauce]

Of all the set-ups for BRs (which have been a lot), the "You don't want to kill each-other but you will because I want you too" has never been done before.

This is why I love seeing new BRs, they surprise me each time, and I'm happy you found your own writing style. It's like me and Loh had a baby and we made it write a BR. He made it quick, funny, self-deprecating, and the dramatic deaths are there as well (RIP Spaghetti).

Also, Dion being a douche is the biggest plot-twist of all time