Milotic's Pokemon Battle Royale

**Milotic** · 05-26-2016

Originally Posted by Rocket

If it's not too late can I do Golurk and Togekiss? In Elesa's rollercoaster gym from BW1.

(You all thought i'd do Shellos and Scraggy well i did an unexpected)

Only because I'm a sucker for Golurk. You're in!

**Milotic** · 05-26-2016

Pokken Battle Royale

Fourteen pokemon. Fourteen personalities. One winner. The prize? A chance to train with the all-time greatest trainer. The one and only Red. Our journey starts in the Kalos pokemon center, where these warriors have all separately gathered and been placed into separate rooms.

Ditto, the normal type.

Greninja, the water-dark type.

Scrafty, the fighting-dark type.

Bisharp, the steel-dark type.

Zoroark, the dark type.

Hm. A lotta fuckin dark types. Edgy fucks.

Lucario, the fighting-steel type.

Gengar, the ghost-poison type.

Meloetta, the psychic-normal type.

Blaziken, the fire-fighting type.

Amoongus, the poison-grass type.

Slowbro, the water-psychic type.

Keldeo, the fighting-water type.

Golurk, the ghost-ground type.

Togekiss, the flying-fairy type.

A different Nurse Joy walked into each of the fighters’ rooms and spoke. “You can choose from one of six areas to start in. Make sure you choose wisely!” She cheerfully said as she left the pokemon alone to decide. Scrafty, without hesitation, picked the psychic type gym. Similarly, Gengar and Bisharp didn’t take much time to decide where they were headed. Slowbro’s hand slipped and accidentally pressed a button for him. Zoroark weighed each different choice in his head and eventually landed on the dark type area. Amoongus doesn’t have hands so it just kinda sat there all sad-looking. Keldeo used one of her hoofs to cover her eyes and chose one randomly. She was pretty content with what she landed on. Golurk tried to pick the rollercoaster but accidentally smashed the little gadget that they made their choices on. Whoops.
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TATE AND LIZA’S PSYCHIC GYM

The gym was a decently sized place, with not very many platforms or obstacles of any kind. The only distinguishable feature was that the floor was a mirror. It was dark, but you could still see everything. Just dark enough to be kinda eerie. On the far side of the gym, Scrafty appeared. “Yo, let’s get this ass whoopin’ started!” He yelled out, pulling his pants (I guess) up, for they were sagging. A dense purple fog covered the area, suddenly. Scrafty put his arms up and shouted “I aint fraid a no ghost!”
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ROXIE’S POISON SWAMP

Amoongus and Slowbro both appeared right next to each other in the tall grass of the marsh. Instead of engaging in combat, though, they hi-five’d. Sort of. It’s the whole Amoongus doesn’t have hands thing that’s really fucking with my story here. Damn it, Amoongus. “Llllllllllllets team upppppppppppppp” Slowbro said to Amoongus, who kinda just nodded or something.

A little ways away, Meloetta was twirling around to the music going on in her head. She just kept spinning, and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and yeah. Not much else going on here. She spotted the two mentioned earlier and took a step towards them but instantly recanted it. “MUD! NO NO NO!” She screamed. But, it was more than a scream. It was a Hyper Voice! The nearby duo got agitated, and started to make their way over. Meloetta was trying to find a way to meet them halfway but was intercepted swiftly by a certain fighting-steel type.

“Now, we fight.” Lucario mumbled before lunging at the dancing queen (young and sweet only 17).

“Well, let’s see if you can keep up with my technique!” Meloetta replied, seemingly unfazed by the menacing tone of Lucario. She blew a kiss and swiftly danced around Lucario’s attempts at offense. “Nice try sweetie!” she mocked. Meanwhile, Amoongus and Slowbro just kinda watched.
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BLAINE’S VOLCANO

Inside the volcano, tall pillars that ascended through the lava littered the surroundings. On one side, Blaziken. On the other, Keldeo. The part water type was still happy about the arena, but not who her opponent was. Nevertheless, she oozed confidence. The youngest member of the Swords of Justice had to represent. “Let’s go! I won’t let my comrades down!” Keldeo hopped around from platform to platform with water gushing out of her hooves, closing the distance between the two.

Keldeo was just about to reach Blaziken when he jumped high up in the air. Keldeo stopped the Aqua Jet and looked up at the fire type as he descended on the middle platform, which was tailor-made for gym battles. The fire type motioned with his arms “come on.”

Keldeo responded “Oh yeah? It’s on!” She made it to the middle platform and was ready to throw down. Before she could react, though, Blaziken was in her face throwing a punch. She used her horn to block his punch but was struck by a second fist.

“Fire Punch, huh? Sorry, not very effective!” Blaziken sighed, It wasn’t a fire punch at all. Keldeo reminds me of that person who got honor roll once then brags about it for the rest of their life. Disgusting. Oh yeah, the fight. Keldeo shot some water at Blaziken and hit him, from what I can tell. I’ll do better from now on. Sorry babes. Blaziken closed the distance once more, this time leading with a kick. Keldeo did some type of flippy shit and blocked it then hit him with an Aqua Tail attack, which sent the experienced fire type backwards towards the edge of the pillar.

Will Keldeo overpower the veteran?
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???

The room was pitch black, barring a single flickering lightbulb. Two figures stood there, only able to get mere glimpses of the other one every other second. Silence filled the area.
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TATE AND LIZA’S PSYCHIC GYM

“S-Show your ass, face!” Scrafty yelled at the fog. “I mean face!” He was still trying to act tough. Niiiiiiiiiiiice. He heard a child singing across the room covered by the fog. Cautiously, Scrafty waddled through the fog, making sure his pants didn’t fall down. Can pokemon get belts? Because this guy needs one. He reached the other side of the room and just kinda stared at a closed curtain. Did he really want to see what was behin- Well it looks like he opened the curtain. Okay then. Behind the curtain was a little girl playing with a doll, humming. Scrafty started laughing, but that laugh turned to getting the hell out of there when he looked down to the floor, and saw that the little girl’s reflection had red demon eyes.

The girl shrieked in laughter as Scrafty turned away. He fell once or twice, then eventually just left his pants on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with ya pants on the ground. But still, he got to a safe distance. The girl’s body disappeared and all that remained was a grinning ghost type. Gengar continued to shriek in laughter, she was proud that she scared the pants off of Scrafty.

Soon, another ghost type entered the fray. Golurk emerged from the shadows, staring down Gengar. “Enemy spotted.” he spoke. ANOTHER pokemon showed themselves, as a water shuriken knocked Scrafty off his feet.

“Hey, fight fair, asshole!” Scrafty yelled.

Suddenly, the lights all turned on and the fog cleared. Two similar looking trainers each walked out. “Hello. I’m Tate.” The male said, “AND I’M LIZA!” The girl enthusiastically yelled. “And since we’re all about double battles, we’re going to have ourselves a good old fashioned tag team face off. It’s gonna be Golurk and Greninja on one team,”

The two mentioned pokemon looked at each other for a split second.

“AND SCRAFTY AND GENGAR ON THE OTHER!” Liza yelled.

Scrafty immediately objected “I don’t wanna be on the same team as this... jokester! She’ll get me knocked outta this thing fo’ sure! What’s the deal here?” He went on like this for a while, before Tate regained control of the situation.

“All teams are FINAL. If you intentionally attack your teammate, you will be removed from this competition.”

“YEAH! FINAL!” Liza reinforced.

“Have fun.” Tate said slyly as he and Liza left the battle area.
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ELESA’S ROLLERCOASTER

Togekiss was riding a rollercoaster alone.
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That’s it! I hope you enjoyed it. This is my first ever battle royale, so I hope it’s not too confusing and that the format is easy to follow. This was a lot of fun to write, thanks to all you who signed up! I have a lot of fun ideas for this BR!

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**Rocket** · 05-26-2016

Just gonna point out Keldeo isn't female. Other than that, good chapter! I look forward to more.

**Milotic** · 05-26-2016

Originally Posted by Rocket

Just gonna point out Keldeo isn't female. Other than that, good chapter! I look forward to more.

I know haha, I just picked a gender to give Keldeo more personality. Genderless squad. I would've done it with any legendary, not just Keldeo kek

Thanks for the feedback though c:

**Turtlesauce** · 05-26-2016

I don't know jackshit about Pokemon, but after skimming through this, I legit laughed at some parts. You're a great writer

**Rocket** · 05-26-2016

Originally Posted by Milotic

I know haha, I just picked a gender to give Keldeo more personality. Genderless squad. I would've done it with any legendary, not just Keldeo kek

Thanks for the feedback though c:

it just feels weird because Keldeo's voice is done by Vic Mignogna (he was Ed in FMA if you've seen that) and it just isn't right in my head

**Milotic** · 05-26-2016

Originally Posted by Rocket

it just feels weird because Keldeo's voice is done by Vic Mignogna (he was Ed in FMA if you've seen that) and it just isn't right in my head

I feel. Imagine it like the two different Mewtwos. The one in the original movie was voiced by a guy but the mega mewtwo is voiced by a chick.

**Moonjik** · 05-26-2016

Breloom and Kirlia

EDIT: Woops ignore, forgot to see this started *embarassed*

**Milotic** · 06-05-2016

Before we start off, let’s have a little recap. 14 pokemon entered the royale. Tate and Liza made a doubles match in their psychic type gym, while Meloetta started battling Lucario. Slowbro and Amoongus decided to stick together. Keldeo and Blaziken are locked in a heated (get it?) battle in Blaine’s volcano. Some pokemon haven’t shown up, while Togekiss is having fun riding Elesa’s rollercoaster. Yep, I guess that’s it. Let’s get to it.

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TATE AND LIZA’S PSYCHIC TYPE GYM

“So…” Greninja spoke. “Let’s finish this quickly.” He looked at Golurk. Golurk nodded. I think. He’s a giant golem so it’s tough to tell this kinda stuff, but eh. So yeah. Golurk Nodded. The two charged at Scrafty and Gengar, Golurk on Gengar and Greninja at Scrafty.

Greninja went for a quick leg sweep, which Scrafty instinctively jumped over. The part fighting type scoffed while delivering a quick kick of his own into Greninja’s side. Greninja flew back a bit but did not sustain a lot of damage. “Quick, cover me.” Greninja said to Golurk. Golurk left Gengar momentarily to take care of Scrafty while Greninja created some distance. The water type then moved in a circle rapidly, Hitting Scrafty with a barrage of projectiles. The hoodlum fell on his ass and yelled out.

“Yo! Fight me like a man! Or whateva bitch frog you are!” Greninja closed the distance quickly and dabbed right in front of Scrafty. “What the…” Scrafty punched Greninja square in the head, but was then enclosed in a thick smoke. Once the smoke cleared… A substitute doll was in Greninja’s place! “Aw shit” Scrafty looked left and right, but there was no frog in sight. He looked up to find the water type headed straight down at him. “Aw shit” he said again as he got kicked square in the face. Scrafty fell back but wasn’t out. “Ayyyy man that substitute hurts ya, I can see it on ya face.” Greninja was panting pretty loudly, it had sustained some decent damage and was exhausted.

Scrafty switched to the offensive, clumsily running towards Greninja. He swung his arm down in a karate chop motion but was caught mid-attack! The fighting type thrusted his foot forward to which Greninja replied “Aw shit” before getting smacked in the face with a foot. Left on the floor, Greninja was gasping for air. Scrafty landed, brushed himself off and stood over the water type. “You shouldn’t-a fought fair, asshole” Scrafty used sand-attack to take out Greninja’s sight. As Greninja was clearing his vision he spoke.

“Sand attack?!? That’’s all you got?” Greninja opened his eyes back up to see Scrafty’s fist knock him straight in the skull.

Spoiler:

The winner of that quarrell ran to a nearby portal to flee the scene.
While that was happening, the two ghost types were duking it out themselves. Gengar used its power of illusion to confuse the part ground type. Many different copies of Gengar appeared around Golurk, but the golem carefully analyzed the situation. It weeded out which was the actual Gengar and used a speedy shadow punch to damage the joker. Despite being super effective, Gengar quickly shook off the damage and got back to it. Teleporting around Golurk, she let loose a barrage of Shadow Balls at him. Seeing no other alternative, Golurk was forced into using Protect to defend against the onslaught.

Once the multitude of Shadow Balls subsided, Golurk took to the offense. He swung at the Ghost type to no avail. His arm just phased through Gengar’s body. “Intangibility detected. Resorting to special attacks.” I don’t really know why he said this out loud, but I guess I’m not here to judge. The tall golem pokemon shot his own Shadow Ball at Gengar. She saw it coming and quickly moved to the side.

Suddenly, the whole room illuminated for a split second then darkened up real quick. Next thing you know, Golurk was on the floor laid out. I don’t know what kinda move that was, but hot damn it was effective. If I had to guess, Dazzling Gleam. Gengar made her way over to the incapacitated Golurk and began charging a supersized Shadow Ball. Before she could hit him with the spirit bomb-esque technique, Golurk’s body started melting into the ground… Uhm…. Okay...

Spoiler:

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BLAINE’S VOLCANO

While that whole doubles fiasco was going on, Keldeo and Blaziken were in the midst of a heated duel. Yep, I deserved to get punched for that one. On the edge of the main pillar, Blaziken was put into a tricky situation. The water/fighting type had the obvious type advantage, and now she also had the spacing under control. Keldeo spoke “Ha! The Swords of Justice will be so proud to hear about this!” Looks like she wasn’t paying attention to the fight. And that’s exactly what Blaziken picked up on. He then was surrounded in a mysterious sphere of pure energy.

When the sphere faded, Blaziken grunted and in the blink of an eye was gone. Keldeo turned around 360 degrees but there was no sign of Blaziken. “Well…” She said aloud… and out from the sky came Blaziken crashing down on her! Kick after kick connected with Keldeo, she had literally no time to react. It was an absolute onslaught from the veteran. Left and right, up and down, the kicks and punches never ceased. Well, I think you can understand what happened from here.

Spoiler:

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???

The room still stayed dimly lit. There was a… pokeball… in there? Maybe? Regardless, there were still two figures there.

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ROXIE’S POISON SWAMP

Spoiler:

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ELESA’S ROLLERCOASTER

Togekiss was chilling on the rollercoaster still. Nice.

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Yo that’s it. Here’s some more hashtags even though nobody uses them. Feedback is appreciated

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**Lohuydahutt** · 06-05-2016

I like how everybody else is murdering each other and my guys are basically just standing there xP oh well, whatever makes them last longer. Anyways, nice chapter mang

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