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    Alas, a thread we can come together and discuss all of the latest going-ons within the WWE!

    Current Champions:
    WWE Universal Champion: Seth Rollins
    WWE World Champion: Kofi Kingston
    Intercontinental Champion: Finn Balor
    United States Champion: Samoa Joe
    Raw Women's Champion: Becky Lynch
    Smackdown Women's Champion: Becky Lynch
    Raw Tag Team Champions: Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder
    Smackdown Tag Team Champions: The Usos
    Cruiserweight Champion: Tony Nese
    Women's Tag Team Champions: The Iiconics
    Money in the Bank Holder: Braun Strowman (Cashed-in)
    Women's Money in the Bank Holder: Alexa Bliss (Cashed-in)
    2019 Royal Rumble Winner: Seth Rollins
    2019 Women's Royal Rumble Winner: Becky Lynch
    2019 Andre the Giant Battle Royale Winner: Braun Strowman
    2019 Wrestlemania Women's Battle Royal Winner: Carmella
    King of the Ring: Vacant

    NXT Champion: Johnny Gargano
    NXT Women's Champion: Shayna Baszler
    NXT North American Champion: Velveteen Dream
    NXT Tag Team Champions: War Raiders

    NXT UK Champion: WALTER
    NXT UK Women's Champion: Toni Storm
    NXT UK Tag Team Champions: Zach Gibson and James Drake

    Correct PPV Predictions:
    WWE Champion: Juiz: 203 (18 PPV wins)
    Intercontinental Champion: Brad: 175 (14 PPV wins)
    United States Champion: Dion: 128 (4 PPV wins)
    Cruiserweight Champion: Penguino: 81 (3 PPV wins)
    NXT Champion: Adonis: 49 (2 PPV wins)
    Mid-carder: TheDankKnight: 34 (0 PPV wins)
    Mid-carder: Polar: 17 (0 PPV wins)
    Jobber: GHPunk: 11 (0 PPV wins)
    Jobber: Milotic: 6 (0 PPV wins)
    Jobber: Ozymandias: 5 (0 PPV wins)
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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

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    But but but what about King of the Ring?
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    Tomorrow's my favorite PPV but I won't get to watch it because of finals :c

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozymandias View Post
    But but but what about King of the Ring?
    Yeah, what about King of the Ring ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

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    KING BARR- oh.

    When the fuck is Neville coming back though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milotic View Post
    KING BARR- oh.

    When the fuck is Neville coming back though
    Soon, within the month, apparently.

    Alright boys, let's get those Money in the Bank predictions:

    Golden Truth vs Breezeango:
    They should honestly give this one to Breezeango, because they're far more entertaining, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if they have The Golden Truth win.

    Lucha Dragons vs The Dudley Boyz:
    Who cares? Lucha Dragons, I guess. Maybe Bubba turns on D-Von setting up some sort of singles feud into Summerslam, but with the stacked roster (Injury returns, NXT call-ups) I don't see it happening, even if solo heel Bubba is fantastic.

    Sheamus vs Apollo Crews:
    Apollo Crews absolutely needs the win here. They may give the win to Sheamus to extend the program between the two, but I honestly don't think that's the right call.

    Baron Corbin vs Dolph Ziggler:
    If Baron Corbin doesn't beat Ziggler, he's basically donezo. Absolutely no reason for Ziggler to go over.

    Charlotte & Dana Brooke vs Natalya & Becky Lynch:
    Natalya and Becky will win, Charlotte will turn on Dana, that'll be the next Women's Title picture, to hold us over until Summerslam, when The Boss dethrones Charlotte ;)

    Rusev vs Titus O'Neil:
    Sorry, Titus, but RUSEV CRUSH

    The New Day vs The Club vs Enzo and Big Cass vs The Vaudevillains :
    Everyone here not named the Vaudevillains has a chance to win, honestly. As much as I love Enzo and Cass, and The New Day, I feel like The Club will win the titles here.

    Money in the Bank Ladder match (Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Dean Ambrose, Cesaro, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio):
    Instead of typing why I think Kevin Owens will win, I'll just rank the six in order of how likely I feel they are to win: Kevin Owens, Dean Ambrose, Cesaro, Chris Jericho, Sami Zayn, Alberto Del Rio.

    John Cena vs AJ Styles:
    This one is going to be a fantastic match. Cena never fails to put on a great show, even moreso when his opponent is someone extremely talented (Kevin Owens, Cesaro, Sami Zayn, etc). That being said, I feel like AJ Styles will end up winning, with interference from The Club.

    Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins:
    Roman Reigns wins and I get one step closer to ending my life.

    Bonus prediction:
    If anyone not named Dean Ambrose wins Money in the Bank, we will not get a cash-in tonight
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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
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    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


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    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
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    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Most of the card is kind of tough to predict which is nice

    My predictions:
    Breezango, they're the better tag team with more potential
    Dudley Boyz, they've been looking like major stooges and need heat
    Apollo Crews seems like the obvious choice here
    Baron Corbin needs to end Ziggler
    Who gives a fuck about the women's match let's be honest but I guess I'd have the faces win because fuck wwe loves having their champs lose non-title matches
    Rusev stays strong
    New Day baybeeeeee
    MitB: Dean Ambrose needs the win, he's gotten a lot of his momentum back from the Jericho feud
    Styles wins here then drops 5 PPV matches in a row to Cena
    Roman stays strong

    Bold prediction: Rusev vs Titus will be the best undercard match of the night
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    I'm actually going to predict Golden Truth winning, causing Breezango to break up, allowing them to be utilized as singles in the upcoming draft. If not it'll be vise-versa, both tag team are weak.

    The Dudley Boyz need a win. They look pathetic with their loses against Big Cass, if they lose this they'll just be more of a joke team than they already are.

    Apollo Crews seems like he'd get the win, but as much as I love him he's still too weak on the mic. I think they're going to give Sheamus the win and keep the feud going until Summerslam.

    Baron Corbin is probably going to get the win, because this feud ran out of fuel a long time ago.

    I'm going to agree with Juiz and Milo with the Women's match.

    Rusev is a no brainer.

    I'm going to predict that New Day will get the pin over the Vaudevillains. I feel like they'll keep the New Day holding the titles until Summerslam, making it a whole year they held it. it also allows The Club and Enzo & Cass to not look weak.

    As much as I would want Kevin Owens to win, I can really see them play up an angle with Dean Ambrose to win. I feel they'll keep Owens in a feud with Sami at Summerslam, Cesaro will chase after the intercontinental title whenever the miz comes back, Jericho will do whatever a Jericho does and Dean carries the briefcase into the draft which can push him into top superstar tier with the rest of the old shield gang. And no, I don't think he'll cash it in right away, he's going to hold onto that sucker.

    To keep this feud going with Cena and Styles, Styles will have to win in order to not look weak.

    Roman will win because Vince has a massive boner for him.

    Bonus: They'll announce who's running Smackdown.
    Second Bonus: Lucha Dragons botch hard the whole match.

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    I want either Owens, Ambrose, or Cesaro to win. However I don't know who'll win. :C

    I think Styles will win, we get rematch at Battleground, which leads to the final rematch at Summerslam.

    And Roman Vs Rollins, I don't even know. :c

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    Breezedango vs The Golden Truth:

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    [The Golden Truth win because they turned up the heat in Breezedango's tanning booth and they came out all burnt.
    I know wrestling is sports entertainment, and that this is the "entertainment" aspect of it, but.. god that was so stupid. It made Breezedango look like absolute idiotic goons (Not the "dumb model" trope that they were following, which was entertaining, just legitimately stupid), while making Golden Truth look even worse because they finally got their win!!!!!...against a team of two guys that were burned up and couldn't even touch you without screaming. Just an awful match overall, even for the pre-show.]
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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    get cancer
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    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


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    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
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    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
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    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
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