Fan-fucking-tastic. An excellent read, can't wait for more.
Fan-fucking-tastic. An excellent read, can't wait for more.
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Haha thanks guys! I will try to include as many characters as possible so everyone can get a chance to be in it, hopefully it all goes well.
I started work up this week so idk when I'll be able to make the next chapter, but I promise it will be done before saturday
Woah Mama:
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oh my shit I've missed this
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Tao of Blue
Hey, I like it! I like it a lot! Keep it up!
Juiz: You can quote me on this: Klonoa is my favorite son.
Turto's spot on.
Yeah I am but I wonder how he knows that? We never really hung out together.
Could he not have just watched from afar in the time he was not on the fourm?
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In my island of dreams, you are with me it seems
Alright well I accidentally just deleted the entire chapter by accidentally restoring a previous version that was basically nothing.
Woah Mama:
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Welp, I went out of town, got an ulcer, than lost my internet until today.
TODAY IS THE DAY BITCHES
CHAPTER 2 COMING AT YOU LIVE STRAIGHT FROM THE HORRIBLE RECESSES OF MY DRUG-FUELED MIND:
Chapter 2: Polarthy, Homicidal Maniac
Polarthy and Turto (who is, keep in mind, a feral panther) landed in Samiltoz, more specifically they landed in MunchKatz land, a fruity looking piece of work run by Mayor MunchKatz.
"Woah this is a weird drug trip. It feels like we have literally been in a stasis for over a week, causing procrastination and other problems" Polar (because lets be honest its Polar not "Polarthy") said
"Excuse me sir, could you get off of my face" came a voice from underneath our two brave, loveable heroes
"Na" polar said, looking down and seeing he was standing on some witch lookin-ass witch
"Who is you"
"I'm the wicked witch of theClemi" the witch said, because thats the best pun I could muster seriously its hard find a forumer whose name rhymes well with wicked witch of thw west
"Ok friend, I'll step right off your face"
Polar stepped off the witch's face, accidentally stepped onto its neck, snapped the neck, and killed the Witch Clemi
"OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" Polar freaked
"I JUST COMMITED MURDER. I CAN'T GO TO FAIRYLAND JAIL. WHAT DO WE DO"
Polar looked over and saw Turto chewing on the Witch Clemi's dead body
"GOOD THINKING TURTO, WE WILL EAT THE CARCASS TO DISPOSE OF ALL EVIDENCE" Polar declared
As they started committing cannibalism, a bunch of short, orange people with colorful hair popped out from the houses in MunchKatz town
"OH SHIT OOMPA LOOMPAS" Polar yelled hysterically
"NO WITNESSES"
Polar went around kneeing the short strange people in the faces and shanking them in the stomach
"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DUNCHKIN
WE AREN'T OOMPA LOOMPAS, WE ARE CALLED MUNCHKINS
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DUCK
WHY ARE YOU STABBING US, WHAT THE FUCK
WE DIDN'T LIKE THE WITCH, IT IS...
OK, THAT YOU KILLED HER, WE...
WANTED TO CONGRATULATE YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO"
"yey funny midget song" Polar cheered
"Hello" came foward a bristely and sexually agressive munchkin
"My name is MunchKatz, I am the mayor of this town. Our crime rate is 2nd in SamiltOz, second only to the 10 by 10 chamber that is the Great Lion's sex dungeon. We don't have many visitors, so uh, why the fuck you here."
"TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES, HOWS THE WEATHER DOWN THEIR SHORTY" Polar yelled, kicking one of the Munchkins
"But for real, Katz, I have no idea how me and Turto got here but I wanna get the fuck outta here as soon as possible"
"Then go see SamiltOz, the fuhrer of all the lands. He can grant any wish you desire, bless his kampf"
Polar replied, "Ok cool, thanks for the advice-wait did you say fuhrer"
Suddenly a giant floating bubble appeared in the sky
"lol ur fucked bud" said Katz
"Huh come again?" asked Polar
"That bubble is the Wicked Witch of the rangernumberx's transportational device. She's gonna be pretty pissed you accidently snapped her sister's neck I'm guessing" Katz said
"OH SHIT. SHOW ME HOW TO GET TO OZ SO I CAN HIGHTAIL IT" Polar said frantically
"Well we had golden adobe path that leads right to it, but its being blocked by the "Flying Monkeys Lives Matter" protesters"
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"God your the worst" Stephen King said as I read what I had written to him out loud
"I know right?" I said, continuing
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"ALRIGHT THEN YOUR COMING WITH US TO BE OUR PERSONAL GUIDE BUD" Polar screeched
He's been hysterical like this entire chapter like geez I better tone him down next chapter
Polar put a saddle on Turto then strapped the protesting mayor MunchKatz into the saddle
"LETS ROLL"
Then Polar noticed the shoes on the dead witch Clemi's body
"*GASP*
RED CROCS"
Polar and went over and took the crocs off the dead witch's body and put them on, as the rangernumberx witch's bubble got closer to MunchKatz square
"I look fuckin fabulous"
Polar, Munchkatz (Who I just realized is the mayor of MunchKatz, meaning he named the town after him like a pretensious asshole) and Turto ran off from MunchKatz right before the witch got there
"We fuckin made it out" Polar said
"Whats our next stop on the way to SamiltOz's city?"
"Well" said Katz
"We can cut through the porn fields"
"Haha corn fields ok cool" Polar replied
"No no Polarthy" Munchkatz said as he sat on Turto, who mulled the idea of eating the little person the next time he got hungry
"The PORN Fields"
Katz pointed off into the distance where rows of dildos where growing high for miles and miles
"Dear god why"
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NEXT TIME: THE SAME THING, BUT WITH FEELING
Woah Mama:
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where the fuck are the tigers
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