
Originally Posted by
Roy49
What do you think of this draft?
(Shaggy and Scooby are talking with Sherlock and Watson in Sherlock's office.)
EPICZ WRITTEN RAP BATTLES!
(Sherlock asks Shaggy, “Where is your partner?”)
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND WATSON!
(Shaggy replies, “Well…”)
VERSUS!
(Shaggy points at Scooby. Sherlock turns furious)
SHAGGY ROGERS AND SCOOBY DOO!
(Sherlock says, “Perfect record with a dog partner?! W-Why, I’m gonna…”)
BEGIN!
Sherlock Holmes:
A dog as a partner? That's as pathetic as can be!
And every fan of your show thinks Shaggy's sexuality is a mystery!
I'm gonna be in a new TV show. I think yours was discontinued.
I think the creators who made you are entirely crude!
I'll beat you like all my villains and crack you like my cases.
My HUMAN partner and I will then rearrange both of your faces!
I'll just smoke my pipe and look out my magnifying glass as I watch you flee
In fear! I already won! This was simply to Elementary!
Shaggy:
Zoinks! This is like your last bow dude. Take your pipe and like shove it up your ass.
You've made two movies? I've made tons, none of them which you can like surpass.
You do so much cocaine, it's like you ARE Charlie Sheen.
Stand out my way or like get prepared to get run over by the Mystery Machine!
People describe you as cat-like, man you are freakin' whack!
Have fun like making out with Watson while Daphne blows my Scooby Snacks.
Me and Scoobs are like the best sleuths in the world, you're a dying detective.
Get a clue, dude! There's like no shit, Sherlock that I'm the winner and you're a stupid meddling kid.
Watson:
Talking dog and awkward man, interesting specimen
You guys are dumb, Sherlock is my brethren.
We're expert detectives you can’t handle us, you stink!
We hung with Daffney and Velma. (Winks) Wink, wink.
No reason whatsoever we should work with these childs.
You think your good detectives, but you both are just in denial.
What? You gonna rap dog? Or are you scared?
I got more courage than you in my mothafuckin’ dick hair!
Scooby-Doo:
RAH RO! You don’t want to mess with me, bro.
I’ve eaten bigger things than you for breakfast, you know.
I’ll beat your face so bad that when I’m through
People will say, “Sherlock Holmes, where are you?”
I can and will knock your chubby sidekick out, easily.
Then, do what you did to that wrestler AND MULTIPLY IT BY 3!
Your books are boring, and your movies are overrated.
These puny dorks got nothing on Mystery Incorporated.
Story- Spartica4Real
Sherlock Holmes Verse- Poopy 2.0
Shaggy Verse- ZeMasked
Watson Verse- Spartica4Real
Scooby-Doo Verse- Roy49
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Organization- Roy49