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    Replaced Several Words in Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody with "Sam"

    Sam this Sam real life?
    Sam this just fantasy?
    Caught in a Samslide,
    No escape from reality.

    Open your eyes,
    Look up to Sam skies and see,
    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
    Because I'm easy come, easy go,
    Little high, little low,
    Anyway Sam wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Mama, just killed a man,
    Put a gun against his head,
    Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
    Mama, life had just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Mama, ooh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

    Too late, my time has come,
    Sends shivers down my spine,
    Body's aching all Sam time.
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and face Sam truth.

    Mama, ooh (anyway Sam wind blows),
    I don't wanna die,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

    I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do Sam Fandango?
    Thunderbolt and lightning,
    Very, very frightening me.
    (Galileo) Galileo.
    (Galileo) Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro
    Magnifico.

    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
    Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Never, never let you go
    Never let me go, oh.
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

    So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
    So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
    Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

    (Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

    Sam really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Sam really matters,
    Sam really matters to me.

    Anyway Sam wind blows.
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    Mama just killed a Sam

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    sams just a poor sam nobody loves sam
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    im just a poor boy i need no sampathy
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    I see a little silhouetto of a Sam


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    Penis spelled backwards is

    Literally weiner
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