Cool Rap Battles of GH Punk

[GH Spinechills]

PART 2


Randy Savage calls a friend to help him in his rap battle with Superman. He calls upon Hulk Hogan, who is willing to rap. However, Superman has different plans. He instead calls upon Batman to deal with the Hulkster.


Hulk:


Oh, get ready to be leg drpped, Bruce
Because Hulkamania's running wild on your rich caboose
You act dark and brooding, but that's not you, brother
Perhaps you're just making it up because you have no mother
I fight for America, jack, for all my Hulkamaniac folk
Don't waste my time fighting with some clown making jokes
Hogan knows best and I know you should give in
Because, brother, I've seen better superheroes in the Crimson Chin


Batman:


You don't even know how tough it is in Gotham, do you
No, you don't, because you're a relic from 1992
Trying to use my attire as a form of attack
But hey, I get it, you've already shown you hate blacks
I'll WHAM, POW your orange ass down to your grave
Bring you so many feet under, you'll be just like TNA
I'm actually successful while you bark under the wrong type of politics
Why don't you and Macho Man go back to the retirement home and stop being dicks


Hulk:


Woah, dude, you sound like anything but a dynamic talker
But don't worry, I'll slam you and get the money, just like Gawker
Might not be the Joker but I'm on top of the card
While you just sit with Robin looking like a bunch of tards


Batman:


You're talking about me being a weak talker, but i can prove with facts
That every single promo you've ever made has brother, dude or jack
I could insult you for weeks but there's only one thing to take
You really think you can beat me? Do you know wrestling is fake?

[BKTurner47]

To paraphrase what I had previously said, "You take your daily battle routine very seriously!" Nice job!

If you're planning on continuing the Wrestler v. Superhero idea, can you do something like Iron Man vs. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

[GH Spinechills]

Sadly have to say no on that idea, I have bigger ventures for one of those people

But yeah, hopefully i can make better raps faster. sometimes i just barely hit the daily mark.

[GH Spinechills]

had some troubles going on so had to put off the daily rap battle thing for a few days, but now i'm back with todd howard vs david cage, two game devs

let's begin this thing

Todd:


This is a fight to the death, Cage, too bad you're not Johnny
Cause you'll win! Just kidding, I'll beat you and take your money
I'm a star, man, you're about to get a game over
Cause let me tell you, Howard is better on interview than De Gruttola
It's time for a future shock, David, and i'm gonna go all out
A catastrophe of epic proportions, you'll never stop feeling the fallout
To be honest, there's just one fact to show how much your career is destroyed
You actually named a video game after Detroit

David:


Todd, I don't think you understand, well, you see
I wouldn't say you're making video games, but I'm making interactive movies
The amount of bugs in your games always bring me to laughter
Just goes to show that no Elder Scrolls will ever win a BAFTA
You've dishonored the business with your putrid lies
Burned all your bridges and now everyone's saying their goodbyes
Sabotage all your partners just for a cheap buy
Now you'll be in Oblivion, it's time for Bethesda to die


Todd:


You've sent me into rage, boy, put me beyond anger
I'll bring heavy rain on your reputation, drop it down like an anchor
Better get in your shelter, because I'm dropping the bomb
I can dream up a better game than what takes you tons of time


David:


You've climbed the mountain to monopoly, when you're just a cheap knob
And you've fucked all your customers like a Skyrim job
You're doomed, Todd, you're nothing but my prey
After I'm done with you, they'll call me Origami

[GH Spinechills]

tonight we shall have Sportacus vs Usain Bolt, two very fast athletes

begin!

Sportacus:

Woah there! The fastest man in the world, I see?
Well, I can rap you out so fast it'll go down in history!
C'mon, Usain, you're not worthy to call yourself Bolt
Lightning's full of energy, while you're just a dolt
You just ran your last Olympics, 'bout to put your career on the shelf
Meanwhile I'm 12 years strong at being the best superhero elf
Your Olympic gold is nothing compared to the accolades I've gotten,
I think you're so bad at what you do you're the next Robbie Rotten!

Bolt:

Nice skin tight suits, Captain Iceland, but I have to say
Is that stuff just subliminal to make the viewers like Tyson Gay?
I'd ask you another question, but there's no time for answerin'
Cause those meetings with Stephanie warrant a talk with Chris Hansen
Go on and on about getting kids active, but talk about lazy
Your actor hasn't been in a sport for decades, jamaican me crazy
I'm the bolt from the blue breaking the barrier of sound
You're the man with downs from Lazy-Town

Sportacus:

Those rhymes might be damaging, but a hero's never beat
You call yourself a hero but heroes never cheat
...

Wait a minute, why are we fighting?
We're both the good guys, so let's just be uniting

Bolt:

Yeah, I guess we got a little carried
Seeing one of us turn would probably be scary
And this whole rap battle is feeling really cringy
I think for the title of "Best Athlete", we were both really stingy

[GH Spinechills]

Tonight we got Videogamedunkey vs Eddie Murphy, two famous donkeys
begin

Dunkey:

Ay baybee, it's me, videogamedunkey
Didn't star in Pluto Nash so my resume ain't funky
But I am a star in Youtube, playing one of them Leagues
Meanwhile you're most famous for shouting "HERCULES!"
To be honest, ya struck gold being the Beverly Cop
But since your skills and your box office has dropped and then flopped
Bring up your best defense, boy, cause I'm on the attack
And let's be honest, you couldn't hold a candle to Knack

Murphy:

Hey, who are you? Some Youtube guy?
Doesn't matter, kid, you're clearly gayer than Sky
I got a thousand insults and I could spit out them all
But I'll go soft cause you're soft, what happened to those spaghetti and meatballs?
This was destiny, we're both donkeys, Youtube or Shrek
But what you didn't expect was to get distinguishly wrecked
Imagine that, Some fat gamer beating me
Who won't stop saying "BAYBEE" and a voice worse than Leahbee

Dunkey:

You burn little, you do little, you live as you'll die
And it won't matter much, Saturday Night will still be Live
I get it, you're mad over my girl, that's right, I'm astute
Cause I don't remember getting freaky with a prostitute

Murphy:

I've made a career talking about waffles
But somehow, your Youtube channel is more awful
You're not popular man, were you conning me in this like Bowfinger?
Who cares, get out of my sight, nobody wants your stench to linger

[BKTurner47]

"You take your daily battle routine very seriously!"

I'm really impressed. But, I don't know who won your last three battles though.

[GH Spinechills]

Let's just have a little survey for a day: What's your favorite and least favorite battle from me so far?

pleasedontupdatethepolls

[GH Spinechills]

No time for battles for now, but soon, we're going to have an event, the Master of Arts! 4 arts will be represented, Movies, Games, Books and Music. We shall have two icons of each battle it out, then we have Movies vs Games and Books vs Music. Whichever two arts succeed afterwards will battle one more time to declare the Master of Arts!

Give me suggestions as to who should represent the arts!

[Kubby]

Game Creator: Sam Houser? John Carmack? Peter Molyneux?
Book Writer: Isaac Asimov? George Orwell? Stanisław Lem?
Musicians: Ozzy Osbourne? Eric Clapton? Frederick Chopin?