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    I wouldn't mind being in a battle in Season 2

    My immediate thought would be me vs Ludwig
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    Welcome to ERBOF 2.0!

    The Battle!
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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
    RANGERNUMBERX!
    VERSUS!
    ROCKET!
    BEGIN!

    Rocket:
    G’day Ranger, suck my cock-et, you Yorks-hore
    You’re the Uncle Sam of the UK, only USUK even more
    My rhymes are hard like a headbutt from Mecha Scraggy
    So Gastro-dont fuck with me, I’ll Drapi-OWN this wannabe Cadi.
    I’m Goannastrike you down under hard, bitch, I’m guaranteed to
    Blow you up harder than a didgeridoo, you didgeri-douche.
    I bet you wouldn’t survive Five Lines of this rhyme, Ranger!
    You better run from this trainer battle, ‘cause it looks like you’re in danger!

    Ranger:
    You think you’re dangerous? Well then you’re more of an idiot than I thought.
    You’re the only forumer more useless than a Spambot!
    Whoever made you a mod must be f**king mental!
    That reminds me, what are you doing outside of Spam Central?
    I was a moderator first, while you can barely do it!
    If there were a Worst Forumer award, you’d be a shoe in!
    So go on with your next verse full of mindless prattle,
    In the meantime, I’ll be asking myself: “where da battle?”

    Rocket:
    You better Brexit this battle, mate, with your dignity still intact,
    ‘Cause if you don’t, I’ll violate you like I’m Hot Gay Dad!
    This battles the only time that you'll ever get screwed!
    If you’re a Drapion, then my raps are a ground type move!

    Ranger:
    I can hardly understand you, you’re slinging nonsense,
    If you think anyone takes you seriously, you must be dense.
    My tea kettle’s boiling, and I’m getting stirred up
    You’re in my Range of fire and your number’s up!

    Rocket:
    You seem pretty mad, Ranger, more like Ragernumberx,
    Actually a better name for you is Rangernevergonnahavesex!
    Do you think you pose a threat when you’re the butt of every joke?
    You’re just as bad as Sam, I say we lynch you both!

    Ranger:
    So that was your last verse? What a pitiful display.
    Beating you was like Club Penguin: child’s play.
    You’d have to be high as a Rocket if you think that you can beat me.
    Call this a Crossover with Death Battle, ‘cause I x-ecuted you completely.

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S ReNeXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!


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    The Reference Guide!
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    Rocket:
    G’day Ranger, suck my cock-et, you Yorks-hore
    G'day is australian stereotype. Cock-et is a reference to the first ERBOF Rocket was in: Rocket vs Stratum, Yorkshire is a British place

    You’re the Uncle Sam of the UK, only USUK even more
    Its a pun. Uncle Sam is an american thing, Sam (The forumer) sucking is a meme, and USUK is US (United States) and UK (United Kingdom) put together

    My rhymes are hard like a headbutt from Mecha Scraggy
    Scraggy is a pokemon that Rocket loves and Headbutt is a move it can learn. Mecha Scraggy was a character that was used in Turtle's BR for Rocket

    So Gastro-dont fuck with me, I’ll Drapi-OWN this wannabe Cadi.
    Gastrodon is the evolved form of Shellos, a Pokemon that Rocket loves. Drapion is in reference to a Pokemon that ranger used as his profile pic. Cadi is Caddicarus, a youtuber that reviews PS1 games mostly that ranger is a fan of

    I’m Goannastrike you down under hard, bitch, I’m guaranteed to
    Goannastrike is an OC Rocket made

    Blow you up harder than a didgeridoo, you didgeri-douche.
    Didgeridoo is an instrument thats an australian stereotype

    I bet you wouldn’t survive Five Lines of this rhyme, Ranger!
    Five Nights at Freddy's is a horror game that ranger played

    You better run from this trainer battle, ‘cause it looks like you’re in danger!
    [b]You cant run from Pokemon trainer battles, this is in reference to that[b]

    Ranger:
    You think you’re dangerous? Well then you’re more of an idiot than I thought.
    Well Then... is a thing ranger says in chat a lot

    You’re the only forumer more useless than a Spambot!
    Spambots are bots that spam links in topics, usually containing viruses. They're an annoyance and ranger is comparing Rocket to then

    Whoever made you a mod must be f**king mental!
    ranger censors swear words but changing the second and third letters of said cuss word

    That reminds me, what are you doing outside of Spam Central?
    Most of Rocket's most well known posts are inside of Spam Central

    I was a moderator first, while you can barely do it!
    Ranger was a mod before rocket was, and he is stating Rocket sucks at being a mod

    If there were a Worst Forumer award, you’d be a shoe in!
    A refrence to the ERBoH awards
    So go on with your next verse full of mindless prattle,
    In the meantime, I’ll be asking myself: “where da battle?”
    Where da battle is a ranger quote. He is using it here to imply that battling Rocket is not a real battle because its too easy

    Rocket:
    You better Brexit this battle, mate, with your dignity still intact,
    Brexit refers to when Britain left the EU this year.
    ‘Cause if you don’t, I’ll violate you like I’m Hot Gay Dad!
    Hot Gay Dad is an OC that Rocket made that violates people
    This battles the only time that you'll ever get screwed!
    If you’re a Drapion, then my raps are a ground type move!
    The Pokemon Drapion is only weak to ground type moves, Rocket is saying he is ranger's weakness

    Ranger:
    I can hardly understand you, you’re slinging nonsense
    Ranger is referring to Rocket spamming and not making sense. Slinging is a reference to another Rocket OC: Pinger Slinger
    If you think anyone takes you seriously, you must be dense!
    Rocket is taken more seriously now adays but back in the day he was just thought of as a spammy forumer
    My tea kettle’s boiling, and I’m getting stirred up
    Tea is a British stereotype
    You’re in my Range of fire and your number’s up!
    A pun on ranger's name. Ranger and Number are both uses

    Rocket:
    You seem pretty mad, Ranger, more like Ragernumberx,
    more like ragernumberx is a chat meme
    Actually a better name for you is Rangernevergonnahavesex!
    A reference to a battle ranger was in in the original ERBOF
    Do you think you pose a threat when you’re the butt of every joke?
    You’re just as bad as Sam, I say we lynch you both!
    Ranger and Sam sucking is a forum meme, lynch ranger and lunch sam are also memes

    Ranger:
    So that was your last verse? What a pitiful display.
    So That Was...refers to ranger's review thread
    Beating you was like Club Penguin: child’s play.
    Rocket was a fan of club penguin and talks about it from time to time. Ranger is saying Club Penguin is for little kids and is calling rocket a little kid
    You’d have to be high as a Rocket if you think that you can beat me.
    Puns. Rockets go high into the hair and also high as in on drugs
    Call this a Crossover with Death Battle, ‘cause I x-ecuted you completely!
    X's are sometimes called Crosses, which references the X in ranger's name and the x-ecuted line,ranger has a Death Battle series as well. Also, ranger has a series called Crossover


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    The Bloop!ers! (Unused lines)
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    How can I be scared of a guy terrified of a bear suit?
    If you’re a Drapion, call my raps a ground type move!
    And your raps are electric, so i guess im immune!
    My British wit will shoot this rocket down completely
    ‘Cause your raps seem like they never made it past the first draft!
    I’ll break you in half like a cracked Shell-os
    ‘Cause everyone knows Ranger’ll best Rocket in this Death Battle
    You’ll fail/disappear(?) even faster/harder than Puppicarus did!
    I don’t give a Rats Ass that you think your raps aren’t crap
    You better make a ReNeX-it (?)




    Thank you all for your patience! We'll TRY to get these out at somewhat of a decent pace and wont be like old ERBOF where we did a battle every other damn day nor will we be like the later seasons of ERBOF where we posted a battle once every 4+ months, we'll try be as consistent as we can! If you have any matchup suggestions, or you DONT want to be featured, either post it in this thread or send a PM to a writer on the staff (Listed in the first post) and we will gladly not include you! Next battle should be out at some point in the near future! :3
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    oNE OF THE BEST OF ALL TIME

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    It was okay.

    But it glorified a target of desired lynching so lynch.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Ranger won, roses down.
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    Work on the next battle is slowly starting to begin It probably wont be released for a while, but at least its getting started! :3
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    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

    Hi, im Chris! I also go by Umbreon, Jira, Jirachi, and Mimikyu :3

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    A hint has been added to the first post for the next battle!
    Your friendly neighborhood Dadministrator


    Got a question? Just need someone to chat with? Drop me a PM!

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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
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    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!


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    Battle's getting a lot of progress done! Should be done within the next day or two probably but we wont make any promises!
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    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

    Hi, im Chris! I also go by Umbreon, Jira, Jirachi, and Mimikyu :3

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    Gonad for sure like Katz said, but I don't know any guarantees for the MLP fan as we have a few. I'm excited!


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    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
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    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
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    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
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    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
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    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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