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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    George W. Bush?
    You're extremely close!
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    George HW Bush vs John Adams

    The battle of presidents who fathered other presidents
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongic View Post
    George HW Bush vs John Adams

    The battle of presidents who fathered other presidents
    Smart cookie!
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    LAWLzoR RAP BATTLE PROJECTS

    JOHN ADAMS

    VS

    GEORGE HW BUSH

    BEGIN!

    ADAMS:
    It’s the OG King of prez political dynasties
    Even my son got Florida, which helped your Jr. out vitally
    I see he didn’t take after your position with Intelligence
    I mean really! Do you think he could even spell out “eloquence”?
    Handled XYZ and stood to France: none greater
    You took the work of past presidents and wrote your name on the paper!
    It seems you’re not the only Bush who ended his term with recession
    Man I’m killin’ this battle like some Christmas Day Hessians!

    BUSH SR.
    Your accomplishments are for you to trash and none to see
    Got overshadowed by 1 and 3, sorry to say, Your Rotundity
    I’m beefin’ harder than Jefferson, comin’ at ya like Hussein
    And I’m gonna say what everyone thinks: damn, you’re a pain!
    I fought for this country’s freedom, why don’t you go back to your office?
    Ended the Cold War so now I can bring the hotness!
    Ran the RNC, CIA, was VP then POTUS
    You shriveled up after office, too small to even notice

    ADAMS
    How’s keeping the ’88 Promise working out for you, dick
    You know I fucking kicked Brits for pulling that kind of shit
    Get real! Dana Carvey shoulda taken your place
    At least he wouldn’t have ignored gays with AIDS, you’re a disgrace
    I’m remembered as one of the greats! You? Eh, maybe
    You’re not gonna look good after touching all those ladies

    BUSH SR.
    You should resign, Giamatti, you can’t step to 41
    You kept the parties split, but I could get the shit done
    You ain’t better than the veteran, you’ve never been great
    Always the second option of the presidential slate
    How would I describe you? You said it best for sure
    You’re obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular!
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    Bush Sr. won


    Woah Mama:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    MARGARET THATCHERS
    VS
    OTTO VON BISMARCK
    BEGIN!

    Bismarck:
    Hark! It’s Bismarck! Starting strong (sehr stark!)
    Reppin’ one Germany, gonna leave a Wehr-mark
    When it comes to Concerts, I’m the fucking maestro
    Give me an instrument of war and I won’t play nice though!
    This German’s droppin’ bombs, go hide in your tunnels
    I’m blasting you to bits, so get ready for some Troubles
    Said no to Europe, which is fine, I mean, I get it
    Uncle Sam has his grip, and you don’t want to upset it
    But politics is an art, needing calculated maneuvers
    Heseltine knew this when he said Fuck that cunt, remove her!
    Europe is my chess board, so here’s a check, mate
    Not even Maryl Streep could get you some less hate

    Thatcher:
    Excuse me, that’s enough, I’ll have to interrupt you
    I prefer your verses like Germany; split in two
    Between the West and the Russians; the Second Great Game
    Where you’re slow, I bring flow, where you’re lame, I bring flame
    Could the Right Honorable Gentleman please explain why
    He rules on no principles, and flip flops every time
    It seems his grip on power continues to slide
    Besmirching his office with his mountain of lies? (hearearearerer!)
    I’ve been known to kick many military thug asses
    Just ask your friends in Argentina, I don’t take kindly to fascists
    Ask Reagan or Mandela if they know the Thatchers
    You managed to corner yourself with those inbred Hapsburgs!
    I’m the sickest UK PM MC, you best be wary
    Because this battle will be won by the British like London-Derry!

    Bismarck:
    You’ve got Irish blood on your hands and you’re proud to carry that?
    All because Thatcher Milk Snatcher wouldn’t give their Derry back
    Your heart is colder than mine! They should call you the Iron Bitch
    Spittin raps so poor I’m surprised you didn’t sell them out to the rich!
    I came ready for the battle, just look at my attire
    Cuz this bout can be won by only blood and iron!

    Thatcher:
    I’ve got the biggest balls in my government! I’m a modern legend!
    And you’re in for the biggest sack since Wilhelm II
    You should’ve kept your Balkan advice and never got involved
    You got whipped by the stiff upper lip of British resolve!
    As the years go by your legacy is fading
    But no man shall ever forget the Iron Lady
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    Huey Long vs. Ronald Reagan

    Ronald Reagan
    vs
    Huey Long

    Reagan:
    I guess it’s up to me to, make a pre-emptive strike
    Before this hardcore commie takes control of the mic
    We all know me but, who the hell are you?
    Known best as a meme by the Kaiserreich crew
    You bellow and yell about facts hardly true
    Honestly it, looks like YOU stole the barbeque
    So I’ll make you eat your words if you step to the Gipper
    Save your slogans, between us two, I’m quip-er!
    I can, take shots from critics swamp man, ask the stitcher
    I’m the king one-liner, you’re just a king fisher.


    Long:
    I’m like Star Wars, son, cuz you don’t quite get me
    You missed every shot fired, is your name Ron Hinckley?
    You trickle down wine while the working men toil
    I’m for the regular greaser, you’re Standard Oil (Ungh!)
    This ain’t a show, Cowpoke, I’m as outside as it gets
    While you’re as grassroots as your Tennessee sets!
    Sold out the people to fund your Cold War?
    Gave ballistic head for cash? You old whore!
    I’ll prep a golf clap when you share your next zing
    But I get roarin’ applause cuz every line’s a sting


    Reagan:
    Missed me -ahem- and I’m still center stage
    Busting rhymes like walls: in a Kool-Aid Man rage
    I’m on the supply side of burns and hot disses
    And after I, beat you I’ll, say it to your Mrs.
    Now take a Long walk off the Baton Rouge pier
    Cuz when it comes to your victory, it can’t happen here!


    Long:
    Compared to Long, your speeches always come short
    Don’t believe me? Just ask Taft at the Supreme Court
    You should’ve stayed playing host to GE
    Cuz you’re not a smart man, you just played one on TV
    AIDs, coups, and poverty! Son do you have the balls
    To take the blame? Or just let North take the falls?
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    Excellent job as always, LAWLzoR! Still can't decide who won, though.

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