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    Ludwig Reviews Literally Anything

    RATINGS ARE OUT OF FiFTY, you can leave suggestions but if its something I have to purchase I probably won't review it. It can be forum works as well.

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    Ludwig Ratings: (Along with things that have scored these amounts in reviews)

    0-10/50 = Very Bad - Do not watch (Rings, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates)

    11-20/50 = Pretty Bad - Probably don't watch this one

    21-30/50 = Mediocre - Probably a subjective review, watch if you like. (Rogue One)

    31-40/50 = Pretty Good - What a neat movie (Logan)

    41-49/50 = Wow! - More than neat, this movie's grrrrrreat. (The Lego Batman Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2)

    50/50 = A Mastapeece - Please watch this movie

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    CONTAINS SPOILERS

    Episode 1: Rogue One - A Star Wars Story

    Boy I did not like this movie. Let's go.

    Story: As a standalone movie, it would have a damn good story. But the fact that it's star wars and is in fact connected to the main storyline means that it needs to fit in. For the story it told, a lot felt pretty useless. All that mattered was the dad and the last scene.

    Acting: The acting was pretty good, but some of the actors failed to really deliver, but far from the worst acting I've ever seen. The acting of the supportive characters seemed more immersed and convincing than that of the own main character.

    Characters: I found myself having a hard time liking a lot of the characters. All of the main characters were unlikable except for the Robot and Blind Guy. I couldn't relate to the other characters much, and I didn't feel the impact when they died. I liked the old black reinhardt guy, but he died way early on. This movie had a lot of setting characters up to knock them down, as not a single one of the main characters survived.

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    Final Score: 25/50; Mediocre - Watch if you'd like. I had high expectations for this movie, which were sadly not met. As a movie it could fair fine, but as a movie for a series of which I am a decently big fan of, it had some glaring shortcomings.
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    Review 2016, if you want to


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    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
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    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My Star Wars fanfiction so far
    Shit forgot to say that I'll only review things that are finished so I can give a full rating.

    Quote Originally Posted by Burroughs View Post
    Review 2016, if you want to
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    CONTAINS SPOILERS

    Episode 2: The Year 2016 AD

    Let's step right into the 2016th year since we started counting not backwards. Now, I'm a bit of an expert on years, as this was my 15th one in a row.

    So a lot of people died, David Bowie, Prince, Carrie Fisher, one of my friends, and Henry Heimlich among others. So that kinda blew balls.

    But like, other than that, I became more active on the forums, I became an intern mod, was nominated for writer of the year, and all that.

    Offline, I got good at debate was selected by my school to go to an invitational debate at James Madison University. So that's badass.

    I also made new friends and rekindled lost connections with old friends.

    So all in all, besides the online circlejerk, 2016 wasn't all that bad, for me at least.

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    Final Score: 42/50; Pretty good year tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    Review me?
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    CONTAINS SPOILERS

    Episode 3: Sane, not a work or year or something, a literal person.

    I've known Sane for a crisp almost 4 years so this should be a journey.

    Sane, when I first met you were really cool.

    Sane, about a year or so ago you started relying on shock humor which was kinda dumb, cause I know you're cool regardless.

    Recently, you've been becoming the old Sane I used to know mixed in with some newfound traits.

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    Final Score: 45/50; Pretty cool dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
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    CONTAINS SPOILERS

    Episode 3: Sane, not a work or year or something, a literal person.

    I've known Sane for a crisp almost 4 years so this should be a journey.

    Sane, when I first met you were really cool.

    Sane, about a year or so ago you started relying on shock humor which was kinda dumb, cause I know you're cool regardless.

    Recently, you've been becoming the old Sane I used to know mixed in with some newfound traits.

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    Final Score: 45/50; Pretty cool dude.

    0/10 he sounds like a jabroni


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
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    CONTAINS SPOILERS

    Episode 3: Sane, not a work or year or something, a literal person.

    I've known Sane for a crisp almost 4 years so this should be a journey.

    Sane, when I first met you were really cool.

    Sane, about a year or so ago you started relying on shock humor which was kinda dumb, cause I know you're cool regardless.

    Recently, you've been becoming the old Sane I used to know mixed in with some newfound traits.

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    Final Score: 45/50; Pretty cool dude.
    I'd hang out with him. Review my new forum name and aesthetic.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    I'd hang out with him. Review my new forum name and aesthetic.
    Episode 3.5: Heathcliff and Aesthetic

    This is gonna be really short, not worth an entire episode. So it'll be out of 25.

    I like the name, and it feels nice with the color. 10/10

    The aesthetic I'm not sure of. There seems to be little correlation between the gif in the avatar and the profile picture, besides the moon, and I don't think the text color at the bottom works. I'd suggest a deep blue or a midnight purple. 7/15

    17/25; Hey man it's pretty good !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
    Episode 3.5: Heathcliff and Aesthetic

    This is gonna be really short, not worth an entire episode. So it'll be out of 25.

    I like the name, and it feels nice with the color. 10/10

    The aesthetic I'm not sure of. There seems to be little correlation between the gif in the avatar and the profile picture, besides the moon, and I don't think the text color at the bottom works. I'd suggest a deep blue or a midnight purple. 7/15

    17/25; Hey man it's pretty good !
    Cheers fam, I made some changes
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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