View Poll Results: Who won?

Voters
2. You may not vote on this poll
  • Nostradamus

    1 50.00%
  • Garry Kasparov

    1 50.00%
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Nostradamus vs. Garry Kasparov

  1. #1

    Nostradamus vs. Garry Kasparov

    nostradamus-vs-kasparov-remastered.jpg

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!
    GARRY KASPAROV!
    VERSUS!
    NOSTRADAMUUUUUS!!!
    BEGIN!


    Nostradamus:
    There's never been a collision of physician and a vision punier
    Mon Dieu, a massacre - you sacre deep bleu it, Junior
    I predict a Pisces-picking prick will get his arse
    Kicked, no tricks or farce, I'm a star mercurial like Mars
    Final hour intuition is my power, go and cower
    I don't need a bishop pair to bring down your twin towers
    I'll roast you to toast for your boastful depravity
    Make the Great Fire seem an itty-bitty British brevity
    With gravity, a deadly predilection at my leisure
    Activate my Bobby trap, no copping out of the Fischer
    Be sure Michel wishes well, gives you hella affidavit
    Earthquake like Reykjavik, move quickly or have it!

    Garry:
    B4 I Polish your foresight for raw fright, you sore-eyes
    C4 yourself the living breathing brilliancy prize
    I'm Garry Kimovich Kasparov, King and Tsar of Chess, you nigh-dwarf
    My verses burst immortal like my game versus Topalov
    No prophet or priest beats the Bakuan Beast
    This ferocious fighter held the title for two decades at least
    'Cause I was still the best with ease after passing the chess crown
    Skill for scaling scoreboards, 404: threats not found
    I'm rockin' like Alohin, your development is flaccid
    Punch you like the clock and wrap it blindfold, blitz or rapid
    Gambit-pwn this patzer faster than a simul grandmaster rhymes
    Striking psychic swines, Weinstein signs thine resigning time!

    Nostradamus:
    I'll take the opposition while you're on your break from bitchin'
    My offence enhancement trance amounts to mounts of ammunition
    For ambitious premonitions, vicious visionary thunders
    You have fought, but overthought it and concocted a blunder
    You fell Short of FIDE with the PCA, chewed it over
    But can't retract it like that tactic 'gainst Judit Polgar (Cheat!)
    You'll be beat! I checked ahead, your end's bloody near
    Putin on a show never flows with the Vladimirs
    Zugzwang, cramp you like I'm Kramnik with the Berlin Wall
    Stare into your soul like Mikhail Tal as you burn and fall
    Crumble you to rubble in this double round robin
    You're in time trouble, future son of sorrow, start sobbing!

    Garry (at about double the speed, possibly changing the beat):
    I refuse to lose to a ruse
    of a reverend ruffian, a self-righteous rule abuse
    I've got a greater processor than all my greatest predecessors
    Come close, you clairvoyant cunt, be my chess confessor
    Freeze in fear, mere seer, now my sheer determination
    Writes the moves, tightens noose, lights the fuse, calculation
    Leaves you dazed in my haze of amazing variations
    Stop your stuttering and start to suffer utter decimation
    Here's my home preparation, coup de grace combination
    Verbal condemnation to eternal Notre-Damnation
    World Champ Gazza has adjourned your fate, h8
    Fair, square and straight, get rekt - check and mate!

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIIIDE!


    Note: if you want any part of this rap battle explained in any way, or any of the verses parsed in proper rhythm, just message me about it! I hope you like it!
    Last edited by Shaikidow; 02-10-2019 at 09:46 AM. Reason: Version 3.0 is up, fixed the flow a bit!

  2. #2
    sane's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Weed Town
    Posts
    6,941
    Blog Entries
    118
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaikidow View Post
    nostradamus-vs-kasparov-remastered.jpg
    B4 I Polish your foresight for raw fright, use your sore eyes
    C4 yourself the living breathing brilliancy prize
    Good battle overall, but I really love what you did here. Welcome to the forums! If you would like to post an introduction topic that would help us get to know you more.


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

  3. #3
    Brad's Avatar Super Moderator
    Join Date
    Jun 2016
    Location
    Hibernating
    Posts
    1,075
    Blog Entries
    2
    Nice FMERB, Shaki! I don't know who Garry Kasparov is, but I think he won ;P

    Welcome to the forums, btw!


    Woah Mama:

    Spoiler: 




    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

  4. #4
    Thanks for the friendly welcome, as well as the concise first impressions of my oldest and most updated rap battle! I'd actually had its alpha version posted on the old ERBoH forum as early as about two and a half years ago, and I'd been steadily updating it ever since, all up until the whole forums.epicrapbattlesofhistory.com site just... vanished one fateful day, completely unbeknownst to me (seriously, what's up with that? ), so if I was gonna make the fruit of my love labour public again, I had to find a better place, and... here I am now, I guess.
    I'll save any lengthier introductions for their own topic, as suggested.

    P. S. The basic idea behind this matchup is "who can see further ahead?"
    Last edited by Shaikidow; 02-10-2019 at 09:36 AM.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    Good battle overall, but I really love what you did here. Welcome to the forums! If you would like to post an introduction topic that would help us get to know you more.
    Long time no write! I actually changed that first verse a bit now... I think the flow's a bit better this way, and the "sore-eyes" seems to parallel the "nigh-dwarf" quite nicely.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •