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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    Hey Now You're a Commie

    Somebody once told me
    ‘Death to the bourgeoisie’
    I ain’t the smartest prole in the streets
    She was wearing a Che shirt and a Mao Zedong skirt
    With a hammer and sickle on her sheets

    Well the trots keep coming and they won’t stop coming
    Sent to the gulags for talking shit ‘bout Stalin
    Didn’t make sense not to seize the means
    Too bad I’m unemployed and only browse dank memes
    So much to do so much to see
    We must crush bourgeois democracy
    It’s keeping the working people down
    Read Bordiga you capitalist clown

    Hey now you’re a commie
    Grab your hammer
    Educate!
    Hey now you’re a commie
    Grab your sickle
    Agitate!
    And all that glitters is amassed
    Upon the exploitation of the working class

    It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
    After the revolution we’ll get fair pay for our labour
    But the porkies on top beg to differ
    While the beggars paint quite a different picture
    The chance for class war is getting pretty grim
    Chairman Mao warned of traitors coming from within
    The lumpen need teaching so our movement survives
    We must counteract the revisionist lies

    Hey now you’re a commie
    Grab your hammer
    Educate!
    Hey now you’re a commie
    Grab your sickle
    Agitate!
    And all that glitters is amassed
    Upon the exploitation of the working class

    Somebody once asked
    If I was of the working class
    They wanted me to come along to their march
    I said ‘yep! Direct action is hip
    I’m no armchair socialist
    And we all know that I’ve read Marx!’

    Well the trots keep coming and they won’t stop coming
    Sent to the gulags for talking shit ‘bout Stalin
    Didn’t make sense not to seize the means
    Too bad I’m unemployed and only browse dank memes
    So much to do so much to see
    We must crush bourgeois democracy
    It’s keeping the working people down
    Read Bordiga you capitalist clown

    Hey now you’re a commie
    Grab your hammer
    Educate!
    Hey now you’re a commie
    Grab your sickle
    Agitate!
    And all that glitters is amassed
    Upon the exploitation of the working class
    And all that glitters is amassed
    Upon the exploitation of the working class
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Brad's Avatar Super Moderator
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    Yeah like I wasn't already a commie this was very creative, I really liked it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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