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    The Things Juiz is Not Allowed to Do on the Forum

    Compiled list of the rules of Juiz. Please enforce, they are here for a reason.

    The Things Juiz is Not Allowed to Do on the Forum

    1. Request the Address and Zip code of new forumers to "see if they look like they're avi".

    2. Alter member's names to spambot names in the hopes that another mod accidentally bans them.

    3. Offer "psychology sessions" for forumers in exchange for five dollars over paypall.

    4. Pretend to be a prince from Nigeria.

    5. Rename the forum donate button into the "lube dispensary" button.

    6. Replace the forum banners with nude pictures of himself. Jesus christ how did you even take those.

    7. Edit people's posts to say "Roast me".

    8. Allowed to be alone with Rangernumberx unless another admin or super mod is advising.

    9. Refer to Dion as any number of Canadian racial slurs. Yes they exist.

    10. Do Vicodin and go on a mod power-trip.

    11. Ban forumers for pronouncing it "Jew-Eez"

    12. Threaten to punish forumers with a "Cat O' Ninetails", a "Low-Grade Tazer", or any form of sex toy.

    13. Make forumers undergo hazing in order to be able to join a group. No, making them prove "they really wanna be a sigma chi brother" isn't ok, nor is that actually a group.

    14. Hold mandatory screenings of "The Room", or anything by Tommy Wiseau.

    15. Add everyone to the Mod Tower, because "equality"

    16. Change the forum colors to bright pink.

    17. Embedding his posts with links to any number of animal porn websites.

    18. Offer real life forum meetups in Iraq, Korea, or any war-torn country.

    19. Offering forum-insurance at affordable monthly rates.

    20. Add emoticons of famous porn stars, male, female or otherwise.

    21. Claim to be the next reincarnation of the Dali Lama, Buddha, or any holy Middle Eastern figure.

    22. Try to prove that he is an alternative account of Rob by banning the real ERBoH accounting and showing he can still post.

    23. Quote any American book made before the 20th century in the hopes to sound more "southern wise".

    24. Add a "Credit Card #" option to the forumer registration page.

    25. Post fake food recipes that create poison or small scale nuclear reactions.

    26. Ask people for their MySpace account, and then call them a "fucking facebook hipster" when they say they don't have one.

    27. Post people's personal information to Ancestry.com in the hopes of "Finding the descendants of Joe Mccarthy/Rick Rude/etc."

    28. Try to get a forumer to legally marry him over the internet.

    29. Change his avi to someone else's avi, start acting like them, and then PM them that he is them now.

    30. Claim to be a certified lawyer, doctor, dentist, tutor, swim coach, or porn star.

    31. Make new mods "Go through the 12 trials of Hercules" in order to prove their worthiness.

    32. Delete someone's new post, and then immediately repost it as your own content.

    33. Say he is going to add an Arcade section, and then posts a link to a photo shopped picture of him having sex with Donkey Kong/Dig Dug/Pacman/The Galaga Ship/Any Classic Arcade character.

    34. Ask forumers to buy him alcohol, and then say "Told you this guy wasn't cool" when they refuse followed by ban.

    35. Change the "Forum Actions" tab to MS paint pictures of him fighting evildoers.

    36. Post "spoilers" after major tragic news announcements.

    37. Link the chat to a BDSM forum's chatroom without telling anyone. I will not be fooled again.

    38. Offer free "Sex Ponies" to new forumers and than blast them with PMs of horses having sex.

    39. Use sexual or racial slurs to describe people who create "Hurt vs Heal" games.

    40. Use blogs to vent publicly the embarrassing secrets he knows of other forumers. No, I don't want to know about Polar's nipple blades or how you found out.

    41. Make Scientology/Mormonism/Juizism the official religion of ERBoH.com

    42. Start a "Forum Wrestling Federation" and make forumers rap each other into submission.

    43. Ban NicePeter and claim that "I am the Nicest Peter now".

    44. Ask for drug-smuggling/cartel advice in the "General Help" section.

    45. Not allow certain forumers to post in the same thread as him because "he is sterile".

    46. Edit this post. Seriously I spent so much time on this and people need to know.

    47. Create alt-accounts where the name is a rhyme with "Juiz" and the avatar is the same but with a fake mustache.

    48. Reference how things "Used to be simple before Adonis".

    49. Set "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" to play on full volume whenever someone opens the forum page.

    50. Add specific members to the Group Graveyard, saying they've been sent to the Underworld.

    51. Add "El" before everyone's names on Cinco De Mayo.

    52. Tell people to stop "Pulling a Brad, narc." whenever someone asks him to stop breaking one of the above rules.

    53. Swallow a bunch of blood packets and then vomit them up, yelling "I've been poisoned by my constituents"

    54. Mail envelopes of glitter to forumer's houses.

    55. Introduce himself as "Hi I'm [random forumer] and I eat ass"
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    Rules will be updated when necessary. Will not be accepting proposals for rules.
    Last edited by Brad; 04-06-2017 at 05:35 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    didn't say i couldn't do it though
    mom said its my turn to have mod back

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    STILL NOT FAIR.
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    le epic maymays xdd:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    These rules are fair
    Last edited by Adonis; 04-08-2017 at 05:53 PM.


    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitbull View Post
    These rules are fair
    I also agree and adonis is my favourite son
    Last edited by Adonis; 04-08-2017 at 05:53 PM.
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    le epic maymays xdd:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Now what the heck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
    Now what the heck!
    Right???????????????????
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    le epic maymays xdd:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    If we just banned Juiz we wouldn't need this list


    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitbull View Post
    If we just banned Juiz we wouldn't need this list
    A G R E E D
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