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    The Ultimate Juiz and Sane Kick Everyone's Ass Smackdown-O-Rama

    TUJSKEASOR for short.


    Ha, old memes.

    Episodes:

    Origin
    Umbreon Gets His Ass Kicked
    Adonis Gets His Ass Beat
    Ranger Gets His Ass Whooped
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    The Origin Story
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    One day, while Juiz was showing Sane his anime collection and WWE figures that he kissed, a meteor struck Earth. That was really far away from where they were at the time so they didn't really care because I mean who would right? I probably wouldn't. I know if I heard a meteor had struck somewhere in Japan I'd be like well shit thats interesting I guess but I'd probably forget about it soon enough. Now if a meteor landed right outside my fucking front door and killed my dog I'd be like what the fuck space? I love my dog, her name is Zoey and she's great. She was in a battle royale here once that's a fun fact. Anyways, the meteor struck they watched it on the news and were like "Woah man" and then Juiz and Sane decided to get high. Let's say they're in Canada because I think it's legal there and I know Juiz is from there and I know it sure as fuck ain't legal here trust me, I live in a small redneck town. Anyways, after getting pretty high Juiz wanted to get some philly cheese steaks with some kind of crunchy saucy crust, (I can't remember what started this I just jumped at the chance to write a dumb comic book styled fan fiction about me and Juiz) but lo and behold it was normal crust. Like what the fuck Canada get your food right. Juiz was pretty upset about this so Sane had a good idea to inject Juiz with steroids because yeah. Juiz was like what the fuck bro why would you do that and said some pretty hurtful things and Juiz started imitating some anime fighting moves and Sane got really confused and eventually just injected himself with the steroids. These were not just any regular steroids though, they were magic steroids, and Juiz and Sane got really strong like super strong, like holy fuck strong. They were also high and then all of a sudden they were transported to this big room where the giant head of Polar was there and he was like "sup mang" and told them how they were destined to kick a lot of ass and it was going to be pretty sweet. They have an arch-enemy though, his name is Penguino and they were totally gonna kick his ass one day but first they had business to attend to. They were transported to some philly cheese steak factory and from there they kicked a lot of ass and had a bunch of really closed in hallway fights like the ones on EVERY MARVEL NETFLIX SHOW. Who am I to judge though because it's still pretty good. I heard Iron Fist sucks though but it looked boring anyway. I never even finished a single season of any of them but Daredevil was great, especially the Punisher, and I really loved the beginning of Luke Cage. Anyways, they skullfucked some CEO's of Philly Cheese Steak Inc. because I said that's a place and their destiny awaits.
    Last edited by sane; 05-08-2017 at 07:56 PM.


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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    juiz is a revolutionary
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    get cancer
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    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



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    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


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    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


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    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
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    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
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    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
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    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
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    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Juiz should break his dick in the next episode


    Woah Mama:

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    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
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    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
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    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
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    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
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    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
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    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Well I was gonna write an episode where Umbreon is an innocent bystander who just happens to get killed so he couldn't really be in the story but I see now I planned ahead so fuck it

    Episode One: Umbreon Sucks Eagle Dick

    So yeah Juiz and Sane were doing something I'm not really sure yet this is all kind of improvised. Playing guitar. Yeah, I like that.

    "Today, is gonna be the day.."

    "Hey that's some pretty good music you're playing there Juiz"

    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.



    Exposition.

    Oh fucking shit guys an evil duck overlord is taking over one small area not the world because lets face it Umbreon would be stopped. - says Sam, there hunchback assistant

    Umbreon is taking over a KFC!

    Juiz screams in terror and suits up. He puts on a cat costume, and Sane puts on a dog costume, ready for battle.

    ----------------------------

    "Freeze mother fuckers I'm Umbreon and I'm a bad guy. and stuff. This is my KFC now!

    "NOT SO DUCKING FAST FUCK"

    A dildo hits Umbreon in the beak

    "Who the hell are you two?"

    We're sane and Juiz and we're here to kick your ass. man.

    Hey fuck you

    JUiz did not like being told to fuck something, especially you, so he sprinted over to Umbreon and ripped off a feather

    "Ow my fucking feather"

    God I'm great at dialogue

    Sane joined him and kicked his ass, literally like kung fu kicked his asshole it was pretty weird

    Juiz roundhoused him and then kicked his ass in the same spot it was pretty weird as well

    "ow I'm in a lot of fucking pain, you haven't seen the last of me! For I am Umbreon! and I plan on being around well into this shitty series Sane meant as spam but is for some reason devoting time too! Maybe like episode 12 or something! Who knows?

    Sam came out of nowhere and shot Umbreon it was pretty cool. Then he got mixed in with the KFC so more like KFD right!

    lol

    somewhere in a far away land Adonis laughs maniacally


    oh yeah and Juiz's dick breaks

    "ow my dick"


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    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Welp, got a new addition to my signature.

    This was great, can't wait for more of it.
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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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