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    Episode 1: The episode with the obligatory rap battle challenge

    Hey everybody, welcome to Total Drama: Forum Edition 2018!
    __________________________________________________ ___________________________________
    Now, I have randomly divided you into teams of 3:

    The Coffee Creamers:

    Sane, Adonis, and Moon!

    and

    The Watawww Warriors:

    Juiz, Turtle, and Gunnut!
    __________________________________________________ ____________________________________

    You're first assignment is to PM me who you would like to be team captain for your team.
    Everyone gets one vote and CANNOT vote for themselves, and this will be very important for the coming games. SO PLEASE PM ME YOUR VOTE ASAP.

    Once I have all the votes I will send another PM with your first challenge. Thanks!

    __________________________________________________ ____________________________________

    Confessionals:

    Adonis: TOP 6 BABY. I’m low key just happy juiz isn’t on my team he scares me and also I betrayed him in a TDFE like 2-3 years ago and he’s definitely the kind of guy to remember that and hurt me.

    ????: I fucking hate Turtle
    __________________________________________________ ____________________________________

    Alright, your votes for captain are in!

    The Watawww Warriors....you're captain with 2 of his peer's votes...

    Juiz!

    Juiz is officially made captain of The Watawww Warriors.


    The Coffee Creamers....you're captain is...

    Seriously? A 3 way tie? That's annoying. You guys Don't get a captain then.

    __________________________________________________ _________________________

    Challenge #1

    The captains will be immune for this challenge, congrats on being elected and being in charge of a team! Therefor, Juiz is immune, and no one on the Creamers is immune.

    The challenge for this week is pretty simple, and its even simpler since this is a small-scale TDFE:

    Each team will make a DIS RAP, dissing the other team. You can be as creative as you want as long as you dis the other team and follow these guidelines:

    The captain of each team has 8 lines of dissing. Since Coffee Creamers don't have a captain, I am relegating this role of 8 lines to Sane.

    The other two members of each team have 4 lines of dissing. So your final dis raps should be structured like this:

    8-4-4

    And its that simple. Everyone must write their part of the dis and send it to each other, before sending the final complete dis to me. Do not send me or the other team your individual parts.

    Whichever team's rap I think is better wins immunity.

    __________________________________________________ __________________________________

    Confessionals:

    Adonis: yeah uh I don’t know how to rap this isn’t gonna be fun I want to lose already

    Moon:
    Well I'm glad somebody has recognised my leadership material. Still, it's a same none of us have immunity...not that we'll need it

    Gunnut: Well the myriad of Sam reviews telling me I suck tell me this will go fucking Great

    *after the raps were submitted* ......

    Moon:
    If we lose this I know exactly who's to blame. At least I'll keep my head for another day...

    __________________________________________________ __________________________________

    Alright both rap battles are in!

    First, Team Watawww Warriors:

    Spoiler: 
    Juiz:
    It’s TDFE and Juiz, now you know I’m the forums Papa,
    My raps will drop you harder than Adonis does his pasta,
    Moon you’re so soft, I don’t know why you’re trying to be pushy,
    You call yourself Mooncat but you’re just a big Moonpussy.
    I’ll be clear he’s not a real vag, Sane, before you try and mount
    Bro you’ll never get with a real girl, and your cousin doesn’t count.
    The Watawww Warriors are about to cream these fools tonight,
    Cause you’ll always be handicapped, even if Adonis decides to write.

    Turtle:
    I'd ask you three to take a seat for this, but sadly Adonis has already legged it
    To think you have a chance to win in this, you're inSane like his uncle, geddit?
    How do you think a Moon can win in this when up against two Sons that burn
    I hope my raps were saucey enough to lube their asses up for Gunnut's turn

    Gunnut:
    Usually these things don't go well for me if you believe Sam's reviews
    But against the dude who made the Me vs Sam ERBoF audio, how can we lose?
    Watawww Warriors'll leave you feeling backwards
    When they get the Gunnut to bring back some banned words.



    This was pretty damn solid. I won't rank individual parts on a scale of 1-10 as that's subjective, but I will rank say how I felt about them. I judged Juiz' part was the best, with Turtle and Gonad just having some mild flow problems on a couple lines. Overall very funny and creative.

    Now for Team Coffee Creamers:

    Spoiler: 
    Sane:
    Spoiler: 
    Straight outta Discord, battling these jabronis bitch please,
    my m key is broken but I don't need it to say Fuck you Juiz.
    Admin and now captain? You must think you're hot shit.
    You rapping with teenagers is like a preacher at a mosh pit.
    Speaking of out of place and the used to be deceased,
    This Turtle's flow is so-so and too slow, call me the rabbit released.
    Only 6 forumers playing, lets see you far you get.
    No sense in me dissing Gonad, your new name is literally a target.

    Moon:
    The forum’s favourite Scot is here at the helm of this team,
    Unliked Cast’s coffee you sorry-iers will get CREAMED
    You’ll be bursting at the seams, your victory is just a dream
    So step back from my attack of vocal moonbeams.

    Adonis:
    And the Don is on scene to keep up these verbal deluges
    Are we up against warriors or just the Three Stooges?
    Juiz getting a handicap just to stay on his feet
    While Turt and No-Gonads beat a hasty retreat from this defeat.


    Definitely a few more rhymes per line in some of these which I can't fault at all. I think Moon had the best verse, felt like it had a good flow and the lines were hard-hitting in my opinion. Sane and Adonis, yours were kinda mixed, with some really good lines and some iffy ones.

    Overall, this was pretty close. If I was ranking both the raps as a whole though, one is clearly better than the other.

    Overall, I give the Coffee Creamer's rap an 8.0/10

    Overall, I give the Watawww Warrior's rap an 8.5/10

    The Watawww Warriors win immunity!

    In the end, Juiz' 8 lines really carried his team over the edge, and I also think Turtle + Gonad's 8 combined lines edged out Adonis + Moon's lines by just a bit. Feel free to disagree, but I read these over a lot and this is the conclusion I came to.

    Coffee Creamers:
    PM ME YOUR VOTE FOR ELIMINATION. WHOEVER GETS THE MOST VOTES ON YOUR TEAM WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON ELIMINATED FROM TDFE. IF ITS A TIE, WE WILL HAVE A TIEBREAKER CHALLENGE.

    __________________________________________________ __________________________________

    Confessionals:

    Gunnut: I had to fucking change my theme to read this Brad.

    Moon: This is fine, I know which way the wind will blow >

    Adonis: well my ghost writer (Moon) tried his hardest to write for me, and we lost by half a point. I expect to be voted off here on account of me not writing my own lines. I’m not gonna try and scheme anything this time, I’ll take last place. If I somehow make it past, then I’ll be useful I think, just STOP. Making. Me. Rap.

    __________________________________________________ ___________________________________

    Alright, Sane, Moon, and Adonis. Your votes are in.

    The first vote is for..........Adonis

    The second vote is for......Sane

    The final vote....is for......

    Adonis! You are the first person voted out of TDFE: Forum edition

    Please pack up your chairlegz and leave. Thank you for playing (even though you hate writing raps apparently).
    __________________________________________________ __________________________________

    Alright! That was episode 1! I will send out the next challenge tomorrow. Thanks!
    Last edited by Brad; 12-11-2018 at 02:37 PM.


    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    that's rough buddy
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Rip Donny
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    I will delete this forum.

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    inb4 Turtle himself sent that confessional of hating Turtle
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongic View Post
    inb4 Turtle himself sent that confessional of hating Turtle
    Fuck I got exposed so early
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    I will delete this forum.

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    “aw nuts” -MLK
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    Episode 2: The I was really late putting this together episode but no one else is doing anything episode


    Welcome to day 2 motherfuckers:


    Brad: Hi Challenge 1 survivors, welcome to the next challenge in TDFE! and the last challenge with teams, yey!

    In this challenge, everyone must first send me a random number between 1-100. One I have all the numbers, whoever sent me the lowest and highest numbers will be eliminated from the challenge.

    Then, the remaining 3 competitors will play a final game to determine who wins immunity for their team!

    If the last 3 remaining competitors in the final challenge are all of Juiz' team, then they just auto win but wow if that happens.

    Confessionals:


    Gunnut: Fuck I'm not really good at getting numbers.

    Moon: This is the worst TDFE challenge in the history of TDFE challenges, maybe ever

    Here are the numbers everyone sent in:

    Juiz: 26

    Gunnut: 50

    Turtle: 36

    Moon: 57

    Sane: 99

    Therefor, Sane and Juiz are eliminated from the final part of the challenge!

    Juiz had the lowest number, and Sane had the highest. They are both eliminated from the challenge, as per the number game.

    Moon will now face off against Turtle and Bullseye in the final part of this challenge. Whoever wins will win immunity for their team!

    HERE IS THE FINAL PART OF THE CHALLENGE FOR YOU 3:

    You play Yeti Golf: https://www.methodshop.com/games/play/yeti/yeti5.shtml

    Screenshot your best final score and send it to me. Whoever has the highest score wins immunity for their team!

    AND BEFORE YOU JUDGE MY BASIC ASS CHALLENGES:

    1. To play yeti golf is an honor

    2. This is just a fun little TDFE just for funsies

    YOU CAN ONLY PM ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR SCORE ONCE. You CANNOT PM me a higher score later, once you submit your done.

    Confessionals:

    Gunnut: Did nobody else realize how good 50 was for this challenge.

    Moon: I can't believe Sane would have the nerve to get himself eliminated and leave me on my own!

    Moon: Yeet (or is it yeti?) that mothafuckin' penguin my snowbro

    .....

    AND THE YETI GOLF SCORES END AS FOLLOWS:

    Turtle - 1714

    Gunnut - 1214

    Moon - 694

    Team Watawww Warriors wins the challenge!

    Moon, Sane, you guys lose. Since obviously we can't VOTE within you two to eliminate someone, you two will compete in a challenge with the loser being ELIMINATED.

    The challenge is merely to find the word 'coffee' (as in, 'The Coffee Creamers') that I've hidden in one of my old posts (not necessarily in a thread I've started). It won't be merely posted so easily that you can search the word "coffee" under my posts and find it, but you will know when you do find it. If you guys are having trouble finding it, I will periodically be sending out clues to you two.

    The first person to message me where I've hidden the word coffee or a screenshot of it wins and the loser will be eliminated.

    Confessionals:

    Moon: YOU WANT ME TO FACE MY OWN BROTHER ?!

    Gunnut: Good thing I didn't stop at the like 176 I got.


    After a day...the first person to find the secret word was....

    SANE

    Moon, you are the second person eliminated from TDFE: Forum Edition

    Please pack up your moons and cats and leave. Thank you for playing even though you hate my challenges :3

    __________________________________________________ __________________________________



    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Hell yeah Warriors woo
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    I will delete this forum.

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