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  • Elon Musk flushed that Zucker-turd!

    9 47.37%
  • Mark Zuckerberg ended his story like Snapchat!

    10 52.63%
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Thread: Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg Discussion

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by TheVidNerd View Post
    It's Apar-Tide Pod.
    Thanks, I haven't gotten to listen fully yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nice Peter
    yo kid... you ever fucked rap pudding?

  2. #42
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    Musk:
    Call me Musk, I'm here to help
    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health
    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages
    You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist
    Got called to senate, data hack
    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like "We need lieutenant Data back"
    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in
    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins

    Zuckerberg:
    Data was a lieutenant commander, to start
    But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart
    See, here's mine, I'm at the top (top), boss
    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce
    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink
    I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think Inc
    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god
    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod
    Watch me, Occulus, Instagram, Whatsapp (boss)
    I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss)
    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep)
    I'll end your story like Snapchat
    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast
    And your star is faded like you on a podcast

    Musk:
    Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man
    When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man
    I got a loan from the White House, boom
    Sent that shit straight to the Moon
    Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind man, I ain't got room
    Your platform only launches depression
    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection?
    You claim to be some kind of saint, but you aint
    Why don't you lean in and facematch my musky Dutch taint
    I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth
    Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work

    Zuckerberg:
    Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin
    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
    You need to start sleepin, we can all see you're tired
    You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired
    You got all these companies but they're incomplete
    I got one and I ??? money, incomplete???
    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
    Cause this battle's like PayPal - you got owned

    edit: updated
    Last edited by Rocket; 1 Week Ago at 09:19 AM.


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  3. #43
    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins
    ATTENTION!

    My audition for ANY fanmade rap battles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo0w...ature=youtu.be

  4. #44
    Doesn't seem to be a "pedo guy" reference
    I am the original Kaku. I lost my original account when I changed my email.

    My Battles
    Read Mark Twain vs Edgar Allan Poe:
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  5. #45
    "And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins"

    So Lloyd is definitely gonna do the floss as Musk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nice Peter
    yo kid... you ever fucked rap pudding?

  6. #46
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    Spoiler: 
    [Lol I think I like Peter's Zucc voice

    I think it's a good battle, probably not incredible enough to keep people from being disappointed but that's probably close to impossible.]

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

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    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel View Post
    Spoiler: 
    [Lol I think I like Peter's Zucc voice

    I think it's a good battle, probably not incredible enough to keep people from being disappointed but that's probably close to impossible.]
    Spoiler: 

    People have been fed exclusively video games characters/cartoon/anime battles for the past 2 years, I think they'll like to get back into the classics

  8. #48
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    Spoiler: 
    [Looks like we as a forum correctly guessed this match-up with 60% accuracy, here's the final tally (unless some of you sneaky fuckers voted after the battle came out)

    I'm gonna start keeping track of this stuff so it gives us an incentive to try to guess right and participate in the discussion!]
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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Went ahead broke down n listened

    Spoiler: 
    I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this one. Not sure if it's just me being glad they're back but I was expecting this battle to come across rusty and it actually ended up being pretty good. Maybe not an all-time great unless the visuals punch it over the top but it's quite nice. I feel like Mark won off first impressions but I'll have to see the video to be sure.


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  10. #50
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    Here is the beat for the battle, Dope and Fresh by Hollywood Legend Productions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nice Peter
    yo kid... you ever fucked rap pudding?

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