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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    I'm not reading past the title

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    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    juiz is a revolutionary
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    get cancer
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    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Our final roster of contestants:

    Brad
    Jenny
    Log
    Sane
    Adonis
    Gunnut
    Wumbo
    Dr. Stein
    Itsoo
    Mike Hat
    Sam
    Ludwig
    Uprising
    Yellownerd

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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    that's an epic lineup

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    The first challenge has been sent out. Challenges will be posted in the Discord, so make sure you keep an eye out. (You will all be added to a TDFE group which will be tagged in each challenge so you receive a notification)
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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    ...however, I give Log the win. Juiz has been eliminated in 4th place due to last challenge's tiebreaker.

    "Those bastards. I'll never forgive them for eliminating me. All of them can go... to Hell!"

    *Juiz looks at the camera* "Get it!?"

    *The Hell's Kitchen theme song plays as the contestants for this season of TDFE are shown*

    And now we begin, Hell's Forum

    Episode One: Express Yourself!

    Hello, contestants. The 14 of you are here for one thing, and that's simply to win. And just to remind you all what you're competing for, here's a look:

    *Juiz waves his hand and shows a blank forum template. It then begins to change colors.*

    The winner of this TDFE will win the right to create their own color scheme for the forum.

    *Everyone ooo's and ahh's.

    Now then, let's begin. Your first challenge will be rather simple: Express yourself. In any medium of your choosing, send me an expression of yourself, your play-style, and your determination to win. This can be anything, ranging from a drawing, to a short story, to a song you recorded. I do want to emphasize that your submission MUST BE ORIGINAL. You must have made it yourself in some way as a finished product. So no, you can't send me a song that you like that describes you, however you CAN, for example, take an instrumental/beat and sing/rap your own original lyrics over it. You can't send me a random picture you found, but you can make a collage of sorts. So longs the end result is your original work, it's fine. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

    THE DEADLINE WILL BE FRIDAY, JUNE 21st. 6PM EST. ANYTHING NOT SENT IN BEFOREHAND WILL BE COUNTED AS AN AUTO-FAIL.

    However, before we can begin, it appears as though one contestant, Itsoo1, is unable to compete. As unforunate as that is, we do have someone to fill in and take his spot:

    KUBBY IS IN POLE POSITION FOR A WIN

    Yes, Kubby will be entering in Itsoo1's place. Alright, that's it, you may all begin!

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    Kubby: Vroom vroom, bitches! Watch me win this shit, kurwa!

    Buddy: {It is time}

    Wumbo: spars is a dick

    Dr Stein: Well, it's my first time being on TDFE. I'm pretty nervous to be honest, these things always seem so cutthroat from the outside. I'm sure that's all just for show though, i'm hoping we can all end up being great friends!

    Anonymous: You all are fucking chumps

    Wumbo: Something that expresses my playstyle, eh? Heh... should be a peace of cake.........nothin personnel, for the rest of the contestants

    Yellownerd: I have no idea how to play this game but i'm gonna win

    Katz: Yeehaw I’m ready to get my head in the game. I really fucked up the last season but I wanna do a lot more this time around.


    Alrighty contestants, your challenge was to express yourself, your play-style, and your determination to win, in any medium of your choosing. Luckily, everyone was able to submit in time, so Sparts and I reviewed all of your submissions, and gave them a score out of 10.

    Brad:
    Hi. My name is Brad and here’s a video of me practicing the Tuba my sophomore year of high school. Fuck off with any questions that cannot be answered by this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVDOeXrwo88

    Gunnut:
    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...01856/tdfe.png

    Sane:
    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...1803882351.jpg

    The three of you were given a 1/10. Sparts and I both agreed that your entries seemed rather phoned in, with no real effort being shown at all.

    Adonis:
    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...asterpiece.png
    You were given a 2/10, for the same reason as the above three. The main reason you got an extra point is due to the fact that you put a bit more effort through than the others.

    Wumbo:
    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...766/image0.png
    Honestly, at first this was my top pick.. but then some of the other, higher quality entries were sent in. While this certainly is funny and has some effort put into it, it only received a 5.5/10.

    Log:
    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...1/IMG_1514.JPG
    While it's clear that there was a good deal of effort here, since it was hand drawn, at the end of the day, Sparts and I agreed that this really just didn't fit the theme of the challenge as well as the higher scoring entries, and so it was given a 6.5/10

    Dr. Stein:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

    Katz:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing
    Both of these entries were well written we agree, but a story is still a bit of a boring choice compared to some of the spicier ones here. It did fit the theme and both were still done well however. 7/10

    Mike Hat:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing
    We both agreed that this was well done but there's obviously less to it than someone who wrote AND recorded something like Sam or Poles. Nonetheless, you still did a pretty good job. 7/10

    Kubby:
    https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...17/rkXw0tr.png
    We thought this was good and there was clearly some effort put into it, but just couldn't place it any higher due to it not fitting the theme of the challenge as well as some of the others, it does show what Kubby's about, but it doesn't express it as much as say, Sam or Poles' entry. 7/10

    Uprising:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvE7JWKVEgk
    We thought this was funny but got a little old towards the end. There was clearly some good effort put into it though we both agreed and considered it one of the highest effort entries. It just ran a little dry. 7.5/10

    YellowNerd:
    https://youtu.be/mwM4UjB7PSs
    This was overall a very, very strong entry. It was creative as hell, was to the point, and had some humor mixed in. Overall, Sparts and I gave it a 8.5/10

    Jenny:
    https://soundcloud.com/user-53064966...oddess/s-lH4p1

    Sam:
    https://youtu.be/tx-yDduTRKQ

    Both of your entries knocked it right out of the park. Both were very creative, very well written and recorded, with lyrical content that hit hard and to the point. Both of these were an absolute pleasure to listen to, and just the fact that you both went the extra mile to actually physically record yourself performing the track adds onto how great these two entries are. Sparts and I agreed that both of you scored a solid 9/10, tying for first, technically. Unfortunately, we did have to decide on a winner, and it was honestly tough deciding which of the two was better than the other. In the end, we gave the very, very slight edge to Sam, due to the fact that his entry was a musical number, which tied more into him and his interests/real life. Jenny and Sam will both be Team Captains, with Sam getting first pick in the draft.

    I gave the choice to pick team names and colors, and Sparts and I hosted a draft. And so, the teams are as follows:
    The Sam Lovers
    Sam
    Adonis
    Brad
    Kubby
    Log
    Sane
    Wumbo

    The Lynch Sam Mob
    Jenny
    Dr. Stein
    Gunnut
    Ludwig
    Sanic
    Uprising
    Yellownerd

    However, you guys didn't *really* think that was all there was to this round, right? In the past we've had the first challenge decide teams, but we can't end it there. This is Hell's Forum we're talking about. Someone's getting banned, today. The team captains were not shown anyones entries or informed of the scores at all, so after adding up all the scores, after the draft, this is how things look:
    Team Sam overall score: 32
    Team Jenny overall score: 47

    The Lynch Sam Mob wins this round, and as such, The Sam Lovers must vote someone off. Send in your confessionals

    Confessionals:
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    Wumbo: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...778/image0.png

    Katz: First round victory baybeeee. Lynch sam moooooob.

    Brad: Sam is REALLY a cunt

    Anonymous: I will not take being branded as a Sam Lover. That man is going down.

    Sane: You're going down this game kid

    Sam: I'm not gonna be a villain this time, I have reformed my ways. Unless I somehow get eliminated after getting the highest score in which case the world shall see fury the likes of which have nary been witnessed by man

    Yellownerd: i didn't expect anyone to actually put in effort for the challenge, this tdfe is gonna be a good one

    Sanic: Now that there's an actual, tangible goal for winning, I'm more motivated than ever to win. I really just want to make the biggest, most obnoxious eyesore of a forum theme ever, and I won't let any secret alliances stop me.

    Adonis: my goals for this game are as follows:
    Don’t let sam become a two-time champ
    ?
    Profit

    Log: damn these hosts just don't understand REAL ART! In actuality, the harp cat or the... cat seal... eh I like harp cat, is an ancient symbol of the DaHutt tribe. It represents triumph and prosperity, like I'll have when I win this game or something like that. Prob.

    Uprising: I’m sure that making a video basically saying that I’m going to demolish everyone’s hopes and dreams is a great way of getting people on my good side. Can’t fail


    Voting ceremony:
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    Sam. Adonis. Brad. Kubby. Log. Sane. Wumbo. You lost, simple as that. One of you is going home, with your dream of being the winner of Hell's Forum coming to a close. Let's get right into it:

    Kubby, Log, Wumbo, you're all safe with 0 votes.
    Adonis, you were the winner of the previous TDFE. Some would say that puts a big target on your back. But is that truly the case?
    Spoiler: 
    So far, no, as you received 0 votes as well.

    Sam, you're the team leader. Some would say that can also paint a target on your back. Did your team follow your lead, or betray you from the start?
    Spoiler: 
    It seems most of your team is on the same page, as you only received 1 vote.

    That just leaves Sane and Brad. One of you is safe, one is well.. not. Sane..
    Spoiler: 
    After tallying the votes.. your time here in Hell's Forum.. is not yet done. You received one vote, but you're not out yet.
    That means Brad, with a total of 5 votes, has been BANNED. Give me your jacket, and leave Hell's Forum.


    One down, 13 remain. The next challenge will be given to you by my co-host Sparts in due time.
    Last edited by Juiz; 06-22-2019 at 12:11 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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