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    Kubby's Avatar Lifetime of Green
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    You know what? I was gonna wait 24 h, but... I've got all the bids an and am still awake, so... Let's see the results!

    A song blared throughout the arena. And in the past. And in the future. It actually was different depending on the listener, but that's how I heard it. One being in particular responded to it particularly well.
    Song of time bids:
    Turtle: 0
    YN: 0
    Moon: 0
    Glike: 0
    Ranger: 25

    A vision of you standing above others, who were withering in apparent weakness, flashed in everyone's mind. While the vision of power was enticing, no one seemed to actually take the bait, for reasons known only to them.
    Energivore was discarded because no one bid on it. A bit more consumerism, people.

    A sign promising a reward appeared and pointed at a mess of thorny vines. Two people considered going through, but one backed out like a little bitch after actually touching one of the thorns. The other discovered nothing. Turns out, the reward was discovering you liked pain all along.
    Masochist bids:
    Turtle: 0
    YN: 0
    Moon: 20
    Glike: 0
    Ranger: 10

    A black and white turtle walked in, looked at thorny vines, said "Aw shit, looks like I missed the punishment time. Can't bear...", and then realised he was now a turtle. He decided to take it out on someone, and after choosing between two people, he went for the one more similar to his current form. Turned out they can survive getting pelted with one thousand blows.
    Turtle bids:
    Turtle: 25
    YN: 0
    Moon: 0
    Glike: 16
    Ranger: 0

    The next 4 powers for the bidding are...
    Mr Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall! - Spend x amount of energy. All opponents lose x Defence.
    Payback Stack - 10X of unblockable damage is dealt to every person who attacked you, where X is the number of people who attacked you that round.
    Prohibition - spend 20 Energy: All Energy gaining powers are halved during the resolution phase in the round this ability is used.
    Win-Win (Win) - A d100 die is rolled. Two numbers are taken into account, the one actually rolled and the remainder. The larger number is additional energy given to you for your next turn, and the lesser number is HP regained. If the lesser number ends up being 10 or less, that number is added to your max HP.

    The drill is the same, though I might give you a bit more than 24 hours, since I'm not sure I'm staying up 'till 1 AM tomorrow.
    Last edited by Kubby; 12-11-2018 at 07:17 PM.

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    Fking Ranger and Glike trying to take Turtle away from Turtle
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    I will delete this forum.

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    That's why we should attack them
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Ah, thank you. Had the wrong bid there for Range. It should be correct now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kubby View Post
    Ah, thank you. Had the wrong bid there for Range. It should be correct now.
    Sorry I said "fking Ranger", Ranger
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    I will delete this forum.

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    And sorry I said to attack you, Faranger
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    A voice of Ronald Reagan echoed throughout the entire arena. "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!...tear down this wall!...tear down this wall!...tear down this wall!" A certain person felt inspired, and busted through a wall surrounding the arena. They were escorted back into there by the guards, but surprisingly, only suffered scratches.
    Mr Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall! bids:
    Turtle: 0
    YN: 0
    Moon: 0
    Glike: 0
    Ranger: 3

    A vision of all their past tormentors flashed in the contestants' eyes. One person in particular responded to the vision, and they responded with vengeance. They won't be weak again, all they have to do is a little sacrifice...
    Payback Stack bids:
    Turtle: 0
    YN: 0
    Moon: 0
    Glike: 0
    Ranger: 3

    A trader came in, peddling various energy potions. Suddenly, a magic substance, weakening everyone but the trader, appeared. "Want protection from that? Come here, I have potions." Some tried resisting, but ultimately, all but one contestant gave in, and drank the potion. The one who didn't? He was rewarded for his endurance.
    Prohibition bids:
    Turtle: 0
    YN: 40
    Moon: 0
    Glike: 0
    Ranger: 3

    Two fancy ten-sided dice floated in the arena. Two people gave chase, but the dice started escaping, and separated themselves from the fighters with the ground full of spiky, spiky d4s. Ony one of the two had determination to carry on, and cause immense pain to their feet.
    Win-Win (Win) bids:
    Turtle: 0
    YN: 0
    Moon: 0
    Glike: 35
    Ranger: 3

    The auction almost came to a close. It was time for the last two abilities to be auctioned off.
    N. E. E. T. - everyone gains 50 Energy, each bid on this power lessens the given Energy by 10. Note that is can go into negative numbers if more than 5 players bid on it.
    Tea Break - If you make any attack in a round, nothing happens. If you do not attack, you regain HP equal to half (rounding up) of the energy spent on this ability, up to a max of 100.

    You know the deal by this point, right?

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    Curse you, Ranger!
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongic View Post
    Curse you, Ranger!
    "When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game, but you don't get a win unless you play in the game." - Alexander Hamilton, 1790
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Y'all goin down

    specially u rango

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