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    "I know what my true calling is..."

    Pick up rabbit and throw him at some Palestinian kids
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

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    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    I use the power of love to try and give some random fuck a heart attack

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    @NyanNyan grabs her leg scroll and throws it at Turtle's face, unsealing it, hoping to land a projectile kick to make him drop his bread.
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    Janet: shove tree branch in arse
    Roll for Success: 3
    Minimum Consequence: 2
    Roll : 6

    you shoved the stick in your ass. Good job I guess.

    Loh: Heart attack love powers
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    Roll : 5

    You give the strange Jewish man closest to you a heart attack.

    Moon, ROLL TO DODGE YOUR OWN MORTALITY.
    Roll: 4

    You survive the heart attack with no damage.
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    Update: In the skies, the contestants look up to see a man entering the ring from above. It is brad. They all jump him beat his stupid face and return back to where they were. Brad is DEAD
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    The rabbit is wholly indifferent to the failure of its murder attempt. It decides to pursue a different goal.

    The rabbit uses the power of love to make its dream of Turtlesauce and Danny Devito hooking up a reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonjik View Post
    "I know what my true calling is..."

    Pick up rabbit and throw him at some Palestinian kids
    I do this again except I say "God told me that you have tried to give me a heart attack, rabbit! Time to kill two birds with one stone."

    Throw rabbit at Palestinian kids
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonjik View Post
    I do this again except I say "God told me that you have tried to give me a heart attack, rabbit! Time to kill two birds with one stone."

    Throw rabbit at Palestinian kids
    I haven’t even rolled the first rabbit toss yet I’m waiting for YN and Kubby to catch up and then we’ll steamROLL (get it) through the rest of this bitch tomorrow
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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