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    LudwigBR: Island Showdown

    Hello

    There is no sense in questioning where you are.

    Or questioning how you got here.

    Or questioning who we are.

    This island is as old as time, and it acts as the meeting point of many realities.

    Although labeled a BR, what you are about to endure is unlike any event in this universe thus far.

    Only one of ten people can leave this island.

    The rest will spend the rest of time with us.

    Who will make it off?

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    LudwigBR: Island Showdown
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    Each forumer has two characters, there may be five forumers total.

    You must post your characters with their name, weapon of choice, and your choice of home arena.

    Your first character must be from the real world (history, celebrity, book character, video game character, movie character, anyone real or fake, just no OCs).

    Your second character must be your forum identity (the owner of this account's second character would be named Ludwig, for example).

    Once we have our five, the real fun may begin.


    Islanders:

    1. Clementine (Clemi)

    2. Clemi (Clemi)

    3. Shao Kahn (Gunnut)

    4. Gunnut (Gunnut)

    5. Jotaro Kujo (Juiz)

    6. Juiz (Juiz)

    7. Blonde Cop (Log)

    8. Log (Log)

    9. Thanos (Sane)

    10. Sane (Sane)


    The Fallen:
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    The First Exchange: Sane (by Juiz in the Cave of Exchange with the Holy Admin Hammer)

    The Second Exchange: Blonde Cop (by Shao Kahn in a Japanese police station simulation with his War Hammer)

    The Third Exchange:

    The Fourth Exchange:

    The Fifth Exchange:
    Last edited by Katz; 06-19-2019 at 01:10 PM.
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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Let's go with the meme

    Character 1 :
    Name : Clementine, from The Walking Dead's telltale
    Weapon of choice : Lee's gun
    Home Arena : A moving train

    Character 2 :
    Name : Clemi
    Weapon of choice : A good ol' reliablerapier
    Home Arena : Let's go with the Capitole of Toulouse

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    Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat
    Weapon: War Hammer
    Arena: Kahn's Koliseum

    Gunnut/Gonad
    Weapon: A Gun (And the Wit)
    Arena: The Roundhouse
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Character 1 :
    Name : Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
    Weapon of choice : Star Platinum (Endgame Part 3 with The World)
    Home Arena : The streets of Cairo

    Character 2 :
    Name : Juiz
    Weapon of choice : Holy Admin Hammer
    Home Arena : Pleasant Valley Academy School Grounds
    Your friendly neighborhood Dadministrator

    Got a question? Just need someone to chat with? Drop me a PM!

    Stuff:
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    September 2014 Member of the Month
    December 2014 Member of the Month
    ERBoH.com's 2014 Artist of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2014 Member of the Year
    February 2016 Member of the Month
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Staff Member of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Chatter of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Most Active User of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Meme of the Year (SEX PONIES)
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Best REWF of the Year (Juiz vs Helioptle)
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Username of the Year (Hugh Mungus)


    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Character 1 :
    Name : The blonde one of these two guys from Sarazanmai (He probably has powers but I have no idea how they work)
    Weapon of choice : The desire extraction gun-a-ma-jig
    Home Arena : idk a police station I guess?

    Character 2 :
    Name : Log
    Weapon of choice : RPG-7
    Home Arena : idk some random iceberg off the coast of Canada?

    Spoiler: 
    My life story:
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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    Thanos
    Infinity Gauntlet
    Titan

    Sane
    Dildnose Outfit
    movie theatre


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Do not worry, you are now waking up.
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    Now that you are here, you are allotted knowledge.

    We are a system known as The Syndicate.

    We too awoke, long before space or time.

    Not allotted knowledge of our creator, we had been left to discover our capabilities and purpose independently.

    When space and time finally awoke, we found ourselves in the form of a large island marked with diverse landscapes.

    Within our capabilities, we can distort one’s perception of the island’s cave, where all exchanges are made.

    We are allotted knowledge of all life across all universes, and we possess the capability to transport anyone we so desire here.

    Driven by no purpose but to make entertaining shows of the simple-minded survival instincts of notable individuals, we claim ten for an experiment.
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    THE EXCHANGES

    “Juiz” and “Sane”
    “Blonde Cop” and “Shao Kahn”
    “Gunnut” and “Jotaro Kujo”
    “Clementine” and “Log”
    “Thanos” and “Clemi”


    After all exchanges have been made, five will stand.

    That is when more knowledge will be allotted.

    We await the exchanges and hope you do as well.
    Last edited by Katz; 06-19-2019 at 01:12 PM.
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    I like how you use the different neon colors, makes it easier to read for me not to mention very cleanly written


    Woah Mama:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    THE FIRST EXCHANGE

    “Juiz” and “Sane”

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    ( You will adjust to this format )
    ___


    One day while on the forum, the site goes down for everyone. When order is restored, five forumers are missing, and the others are discussing in the chatbox what might've happened.

    Brad: Okay, we still have no idea wtf is going on. Clemi, Gunnut, Juiz, Log, and Sane are missing. Their accounts straight up don't exist anymore and none of them appear to be online anywhere else, what do we do?

    Dion: There may be nothing we can do

    Rocket: And I'm also here ;-)

    ---

    (On the sandy shore of The Syndicate, where eight of the ten washed up.)
    Shao Kahn is passed out on top of a now immobilized Blonde Cop's legs, next to Clemi, who is sitting down trying to catch his breath and gather himself.


    Blonde Cop: Do you have any idea what's going on? One second I was singing and dancing, the next I'm right here with this horrifying brute on top of me.

    Clemi: I mean, I'm ninety percent sure that's Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat and you are absolutely just a walking anime character so I have zero clue what's going on. I am just a Frenchman.

    Blonde Cop: I'm not sure I know what you mean.

    Clemi: You are totally animated, and you're speaking Japanese. You can see the subtitles in front of yourself right? We're not supposed to be in the same dimension I don't think.

    Shao Kahn: (Jolting awake) You're both fools! This realm is The Syndicate, some higher power is pitting us against each other for fun. I am Kahn of Outworld and a master of one on one combat, this will be easy!

    Clemi: So should I run?

    Shao Kahn: More foolishness! We can only speculate as to who we're fighting and it could take days before your battle commences. We'll be able to do no damage to each other outside of combat.

    Blonde Cop: Yeah, and why should we trust you? Also could you please get off my legs?

    Shao Kahn: I was going to, but now I shall lay on them until I am called for battle! No one orders around Shao Kahn! I know more of this land than you could ever begin to imagine!

    Emerging from further down the shore is a large purple man wearing a golden gauntlet, followed closely by Gunnut.

    Gunnut: It's Thanos! Look! That's like actually him!

    Thanos: What Shao Kahn says is true. I know much about him. I had all six Infinity Stones before I came to this island, now I have none. Something's going on here.

    Far away on the beach, Clementine and Log are freaking out, Jotaro protecting them with Star Platinum standing in front of the trio. Clementine and Log don't pick up on anything, but Jotaro senses the sinister, menacing aura of The Syndicate and shakes his head, knowing that bad things are about to unfold.

    Jotaro: Yare yare daze.

    ---

    (Inside a cold, damp cave with eerie blue lighting)
    Sane and Juiz have just come to consciousness inside the Cave of Exchange.


    Juiz: Sane, is that you?

    Sane: Juiz? Where are we?

    Juiz: No fuckin clue but pleasant surprise nonetheless. How the hell are you, buddy?

    Sane: Pretty good! You wanna go see if we can find a p-

    The Syndicate: (Echoing through the cave from all directions) This is the Cave of Exchange. "Juiz" and "Sane", you have been selected for the first Exchange. Please initiate combat. Once one of you has died, we can progress.

    Juiz: Whoa whoa whoa; DIE? One of us is dying? That's crazy, no way!

    The Syndicate: Fine, then spend the rest of eternity in this cave. If you want a chance at living, one of you must die.

    Sane: Well I packed my full dildnose outfit, sorry Juiz old bu-

    Sane is cut off by Juiz's Holy Admin Hammer impaling his chest. There's a shared shock between the two, but Juiz straightens himself out and sinks the hammer deeper.

    Juiz: I'm sorry Sane, i really didn't wanna see you do the whole dildnose thing. Not now. I'm sorry it had to end like this.

    Sane: (Coughing up blood, looking deep into Juiz's eyes) ....Fuck... you.
    Last edited by Katz; 06-19-2019 at 01:16 PM.
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    well, rip that Sane dude. And rip everyone that's about to get shot in the fucking face.

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