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    Ciri, The Witcher 3


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    ALRIGHT WE GOT TEN PEOPLE LETS GO!

    All your guys' work is done. Now I just need to write a story with them. However, someone has proposed that everyone get 2 characters instead of 1 so that the VGBR is bigger and more fleshed out.

    IF YOU WANT TO SUBMIT ANOTHER CHARACTER, PM ME ON HERE OR DISCORD WITH THE SECOND CHARACTER.

    If EVERYONE does this, I will add second characters for everyone. If not, we will just proceed as planned. I will give it a couple days and I will post the first chapter!


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    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
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    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
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    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
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    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
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    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
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    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    CHAPTER 1 PART 1

    "oof"....

    Pappy Van Poodle awoke on his side in a large grassy field. The large, old scruffy dog groped for his cane and struggled to his feet. He slowly took off his glasses and unsmudged them before putting them back on. Van Poodle slowly swiveled his head as he leaned on his cane.

    All he could see in any direction was grassy fields, high hills and some mountains.

    "You seem lost my friend. Don't worry, not all who are lost need to be found."

    Pappy Van Poodle quickly (or as quickly as an old dog could) whipped around. Another dog, a slightly younger, sleek-white hound with beady black eyes was sitting on a stool in the open grass, holding a guitar.

    "Who are you??" asked Van Poodle.

    "I'm K.K. and I play some groovy tunes on this bad boy guitar" said K.K. Slider

    Before Van Poodle could say another word, a loud voice boomed out from nowhere

    "GREETINGS, VIDEO GAME HEROES AND VILLAINS. I AM YOUR MYSTERIOUS HOST, AND I HAVE BROUGHT YOU ALL HERE BECAUSE I HAVE DEEMED YOU WORTHY. WORTHY OF FIGHTING TO THE DEATH IN MY CHAMPIONS CHALLENGE. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: LAST MAN STANDING IS CHAMPION. THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO KILL ANY OF THE 20 COMPETITORS YOU RUN INTO. NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE. WELL...WE RANDOMLY DECIDE ONE COMPETITOR EVERY TOURNAMENT TO GET A HOME COURT ADVANTAGE. THERES A MAP OF YOUR ENVIRONMENT IN YOUR BACK POCKETS AND ILL LEAVE IT AT THAT. GOOD LUCK!"

    The voice ceased. Van Poodle reached into his vest pocket and pulled out a map.

    "How the heck did we get here" Van Poodle gasped to himself as he looked at the map:

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    They were trapped on the Fortnite Island. On the back of the map, the mysterious and bloodthirsty gamehost had written some further instructions about the island:

    "No purple storm, so you can freely move around the island at any time. No weapons or crates lying around anywhere like in Fortnite. The island is abandoned except for you 20 competitors. Remnants of buildings still remain in some areas but that is it."

    Van Poodle creased his old pup forehead.

    "I don't suppose you want to help an old dog figure out what this is all abo-"

    K.K. Slider had dissapeared, along with his guitar and stool. Van Poodle sighed and started walking through the grass with his cane.


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    Cuphead was running through Wailing Woods. He had heard the announcement, and was upset. He had fought the devil himself and plenty of other baddies along the way, but what if he had to hurt innocent people just to win the game? One things for sure he would take down this game master. He didn't have mugman with him this time, but he still had his powers.

    Cuphead stopped in his tracks. Standing in the middle of his path was a tall, seemingly muscular man wearing a combat vest and some sort of futuristic mask. The man was holding a hooksword in either hand.

    "Hey, drinkface, wanna get killed by a dead man?" said Kabal

    Cuphead gulped and started firing pea shooter shots at Kabal. Kabal charged foward rapidly, deflecting the shots with his two hookswords crossed in front of him as he ran.

    Cuphead stopped firing as Kabal came upon him and ducked a swing of Kabal's sword. Cuphead fired a roundabout shot at Kabal, who ducked.

    "Missed me" said Kabal. The roundabout shot however, turned around in the air and hit Kabal in the back of the head, making him lurch foward. Cuphead shot a spreadshot right in his face and Kabal fell to the ground.

    "You're going to regret that" Kabal said, spitting out blood.

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    "You have got to be one of the strangest pokemon I have ever seen" said N

    Pirahna Plant smiled devilishy and snapped at N from inside its pipe.

    N did not look scared. He said to himself, "you know, if this island was bigger it would be a perfect world for pokemon. Safe, beautiful, separate from humanity. Ah, well..."

    Piranha Plant lunged out of its pipe at N, who sidestepped completely.

    "You clearly weren't treated very well. Thats not your fault" said N to Pirahna plant, still thinking its a pokemon.

    "Don't worry I'll liberate you from here soon. I already have some pretty strong pokemon with me, but I'll take you too"

    N picked up Pirahna Plant, who snapped in protest but did not attack N, and they started walking across the island.

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    Papa (of Pizzeria Fame!) was headed towards the tomato temple, whining to himself quietly in Italian. If he could get to the tomato temple, surely there would be tomatos there? Tomatos to make pizza with! Maybe he could convince others to ally with him if he could make them food. Its not like he could do much else.

    Suddenly, Papa heard a weird noise and a parachute deploying. Papa whipped around his head as Fortnite John Wick, descended down behind him. Before Papa could run, Fortnite John Wick had grabbed him from behind and put a blue submachine gun to his head.

    "Sorry Papa, but this is my fucking island" said Fortnite John Wick

    "Big words for a guy in a John Wick costume" came a voice.

    Fortnite John Wick whipped around, still holding Papa hostage and pointing the submachine gun at the new figure.

    "And who are you" said Fortnite John Wick

    "Me?" said the figure as they jumped down from small hill they were on.

    "I'm Mirage. And I'm gonna kick your ass"

    Fortnite John Wick looked over Mirage. He was holstering a pistol and had some futuristic gear strapped to war-clothes.

    "I'm sorry, did you not hear me the first time? This is MY island. I am an expert in fucking people up and winning tournaments in the very ground your ass is standing on. You two won't be the first I kill, and you certainly won't be the last because I'm winning this fucking battle royale." said Wick.

    Wick pointed the gun back on Papa as Mirage took another step closer.

    "Take another step and the Italian gets it" said Wick, pointing the submachine gun back into Papa's skull

    "mama mia!" yelled Papa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    CHAPTER 1 PART 2

    Dunkmaster Darius was walking through the dessert area of the map, with not a basketball hoop in sight (which was pretty lame). Nothing surrounded him but ruins of an old dusty depot to his left and an occasional run down shack or cactus. He was carrying a basketball and a sawed-off basketball hoop. Not the most traditional axe but hey, it was rad (or so Darius thought).

    Trudging through the dessert, heatwaves frizzed Darius' hair. He wished he had some water. Suddenly, Darius heard a loud screeching through the sky. He looked up through the sky, and a woman seemed to be falling in the air towards him.

    "What a weird mirage. Fuck this dessert." said Darius.

    The woman crash landed on Darius, sending them both tumbling to the ground. Darius sat up dazed. The woman sat up as well, clearly beaten up. She was wearing a green tank top and had on boxing gloves.

    "Hey chick, your pretty hot but, I am gonna have to kill you to win this legends tournament" said Darius.

    Melinka got to her feet and grunted.

    "As if you could. Why don't you team with me and Ciri to take down the big guy?" said Melinka

    "And who might the big guy be?" asked Darius, getting to his feet and hoisting the sharp metal end of his basketball hoop stand.

    "The guy who threw me into the air that resulted in me landing on you" said Melinka toughly.

    "He's also the guy charging towards us right now"

    Darius and Melinka got in battle stances as a dust cloud headed there way. Ciri, a beautiful white-haired woman and the other ally of Melinka, came running through with her sword.

    Kratos, the mad god, charged behind her with his two jagged swords drawn, bellowing.

    "Ah, fuck" said Darius.

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    Pablo Sanchez and Big Smoke were walking around the lake near the run-down buildings. This was there turf.

    "Yo Pablo, you think they gotta any drinks on this island" said Big Smoke. He was an incredibly large, albeit normal man from the projects.

    "Soy solo un nino" said the much smaller Pablo, hoisting his bat on his scrawny shoulders

    "Pablo I like starting a gang with you man. We can take this game by storm and kill all these fools" said Big Smoke.

    of course, once we're final 2 I will strangle you're skinny little neck Big Smoke thought to himself

    "Se de tus malas intenciones malvado maton" said Pablo.

    Suddenly, the two came across a pale robed figure hunched over with its back towards them. Big Smoke approached the figure

    "Hey brother. Looks like your in a shit shape. Listen I'm starting a gang and uh, maybe we can use a third member. You're gonna have to grovel for it unless you wanna get shot" said Big Smoke

    The hooded figure slowly turned around. The face of the figure was that of a gnarled ancient squid. The Brainsucker screeched and ran towards Big Smoke and Pablo.

    "YO WHAT THE FU-"

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    Burblespue Halescourge walked across the rolling hills of the Fortnite island. He was a large, fattening creature, with a strong iron chestplate. He carried his spear decorated in skulls. Burblespue sighed through the holes in his heavy faceplate. He found the ruins of a campfire on top of one of the highest hills. He sat down and looked over the island.

    "This island is infested with undesirable rats." said Burblespue to himself.

    Burblespue waved his hands and shook his staff, and a swarm of insects appeared above him.

    "But do not worry, for I shall cleanse the whole thing myself" he finished.

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    The Mii Version of Chandler Bing from "Friends" was walking through the large, crumbling ruins of tilted towers. It was quiet. The Mii Version of Chandler Bing was waving its glossy stick arms around animatedly while switching through its 3 facial expressions.

    The Mii Version of Chandler Bing talked in a squeaky, computerized version of the TV character Chandler Bing.

    "You know when I told Monica I wanted to go on an island vacation, this is NOT what I had in mind"

    A laugh track played from somewhere.

    The Mii Version of Chandler Bing kept walking animatedly around. Suddenly, from around the street corner came the Minecraft Creeper, slowly lurching towards him, hissing.

    "Minecraft Creeeperrr, don't you explode on meee" said the Mii Version of Chandler Bing, waving his arms at him.

    The Minecraft Creeper hissed louder and kept lurching forward. The laugh track played again.

    "NOW DONT YOU DO IT" said the Mii Version of Chandler Bing, even more animatedly.

    The Minecraft Creeper started pulsating and exploded, leaving a huge crater in the ground in the streets. This killed the Mii Version of Chandler Bing gruesomely, scattering his carcass while the Creeper was reduced to ashes by its kamikaze-nature. The laugh track played increasingly loudly, with audience members wailing before excitedly clapping.

    20th place - The Mii Version of Chandler Bing from "Friends" [Killed by Minecraft Creeper]

    19th place - Minecraft Creeper [N/A]

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    Yusuke Kitagawa was sitting on the edge of the island. He watched the waves of the ocean crash beneath him. He was impeccably dressed, with beautiful dark blue hair.

    It was sunset.

    Yusuke sighed, before taking off his dress shirt and pants and revealing a slick body suit underneath. He put on his fox mask, and picked up the sleak longsword sheath sitting next him.

    He stood up, looked at the ocean one last time. Yusuke closed his eyes and took in a deep breath before charging away from the island edge and deeper into the heart of the island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
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    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
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    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    The real Chandler Bing was in the friends we made along the way.
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    rip minecraft creeper

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    Who could have foretold the creeper's death

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    CHAPTER 2 PART 1

    Kratos
    was charging towards Melinka, Ciri, and Darius.

    "Well, what the fuck do we do?" asked Darius

    "We fight, and run if we can" said Ciri

    Melinka raised her fists as Ciri braced her sword. "Dunkmaster" Darius held up his sawed off basketball hoop post.

    Kratos flew foward and Ciri threw up her sword. One of Kratos' blades glanced off of it, sending Ciri stumbling backwards. Darius launched at Kratos, swinging his metal post down on him. Kratos blocked it with one of his swords, metal colliding on metal. With his other sword, Kratos swung at Darius, who had to roll back to avoid the hit.

    Melinka yelled and jumped on Kratos, punching him in the stomach from a variety of angles. Kratos grabbed Melinka and slammed her onto the ground in front of him.

    "Ah fuck!" yelled Darius

    Kratos set down his chained blades and slammed his fist into Melinka's head repeatedly, impacting her into the dirt and fracturing her skull. Kratos then grabbed Melinka by the head and slammed her into the dirt a few more times.

    She was a bloody mess. Ciri and Darius were scrambling away.

    "We have to help Melinka" said Darius

    "No" said Ciri grimly as they ran away

    "She is dead. We can only hope to not follow her into the grave."

    18th place - Melinka [Killed by Kratos]

    Kratos looked up to see Darius and Ciri trying to flee to regain some ground.

    "I am not playing this little game" said Kratos loudly.

    "I am here to kill and survive. And it starts with killing you and then killing whatever god sent us to this island. All must die for me to return." said Kratos

    Kratos started charging after Ciri and Darius, before a cloud of dust blew up in his face.

    Kratos looked down. A dog with a string guitar sitting on a wooden stool appeared in front of him.

    "Hey big papa, the name's K.K. Slider, why don't you take a break to listen to some relaxin' tunes from a dog that grooves?" said K.K. Slider

    Kratos quickly slammed one of his blade's down at the dog. K.K Slider in a blur dodged the attack, but Kratos smashed through Slider's wooden stool.

    "Hey you destroyed my stool now that ain't cool" said K.K., standing to the side.

    "I'll remember ya did that, ya dig? I'm gonna go fix myself a new stool"

    Before Kratos could react, another cloud of dust went up and K.K had dissapeared. He realized Ciri and Dunkmaster Darius were long gone too. Kratos sighed angrily.

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    Kabal swung his hooked sword at Cuphead, who ducked just quickly enough to avoid being hit. Cuphead fired a spreadshot at Kabal, knocking him back again momentarily. Cuphead parried off Kabal's head into the air, before shooting at Kabal downwards with another spreadshot. Kabal barely rolled out of the way to dodge it but was still stumbling.

    "Annoying little cup" muttered Kabal

    Cuphead fired a peashooter shot at Kabal, who stumbled to his feet. Kabal quickly hit the shot with his sword, sending it flying back at Cuphead who got slammed back into an island tree. Kabal rushed over and slammed Cuphead back hard into the tree with his hand around Cuphead's throat.

    "Its over, cup" Kabal said. Cuphead winced at the masked Kabal.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The Brainsucker latched hard onto Big Smoke, whose screams were muffled from their head being inside the mouth of the sinister creature. He was trying to scream "Yo Pablo, do somethin!"

    "Muere, horrible bestia hambrienta!" yelled Pablo Sanchez swinging the bat against the Brainsucker with all his might. Despite the battering, the Brainsucker remained unaffected as it continued to suck on Big Smoke.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Pappy Van Poodle walked along with his cane across the island. It was getting pretty dark out, but he had no idea what to do. He found a small cropping of houses at an abandoned outpost in a valley and decided to rest there.

    "I could really use a bone right now" Pappy sighed wearily to himself.

    Suddenly, out in the darkness, Pappy heard a voice. He squinted in the darkness and saw a large being walking through the streets. Burblespue Halescourgea was marching in the darkness holding a spear with skulls adorned upon it. Around him, a black cloud followed

    I think it would be wise to not talk to that one Van Poodle thought to himself.

    Suddenly, Burblespue stopped in his tracks and sniffed the air.

    "I smell a creature. Something of mange. Bring it to me my swarm." said Burblespue.

    Suddenly the black swarm surround Burblespue engulfed the outpost, searching through rooms and houses for Van Poodle.

    Van Poodle gulped and hid down in the room he was in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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