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  • The Burger King had it his way!

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  • I'm lovin' Ronald McDonald for this one!

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  • Wendy kept it fresh!

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Thread: Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King Discussion

  1. #31
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    Burger King > Wendy's > McDonald's

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    Wendy’s won, best burgers and best bars. And why is this the best battle in ages?

  3. #33
    My only issue with this battle is that now Colonel Sanders is gonna have to find his own opponent...Ronald was the obvious choice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mashit View Post
    My only issue with this battle is that now Colonel Sanders is gonna have to find his own opponent...Ronald was the obvious choice...
    Personally, I like the idea of Colonel Sanders vs Willy Wonka best, since they both have character outside of just their business.
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    I think Colonel Sanders vs General Tso is a funny match-up, though I don't really know if there's enough well-known material there for a whole battle. Honestly, probably best to not use Colonel Sanders at this point, it'd feel like a retread and I don't think there's that much to say really.

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    Colonel Sanders vs General Tso is a great example of a fantastic matchup on paper that I couldn't see working out very well for an ERB. There's just too little information on General Tso to make him interesting I feel. I will say it's really funny that General Tso's chicken is mostly an American concept of a Chinese dish, while KFC is massive in China - just another layer to the connection.

    Scattered thoughts on this battle:

    The beat is seriously so catchy and fits the theme so well. The only thing I dislike is that it forces a little bit of downtime between some of the verses, and they have to have a little bit of filler there so that the beat can catch up.

    Also so many little details in this battle make me laugh. I really like how this almost feels like a friendly spar between Ronald and the King, what with both looking super jovial the whole time, Ronald complimenting the King's onion rings, etc. Also Lloyd's giddy expression while running circles around Ronald is the funniest visual gag in this whole series.

    Wendy's flow is killer. That quiet kid line coupled with the beat dropping out behind her just works so well.

    Finally: can I just say I think it's really, really funny that we've now had an American king but there still hasn't been a British king in the series yet.
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    That was a nice battle, too bad Wendy's way too obscure outside of the USA

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    who knew some of the most clever lines in all of ERB would be in a battle of fast food mascots

    definitely my favourite this season so far!

  9. #39
    It’s funny. In the past, Pete said that, if they ever used Ronald in a battle, he would have him lose badly, due to his dislike of the McDonald’s company. While I do think that Ronald lost this battle, I definitely don’t think he lost badly at all. In fact, I think we can all agree that he had some decent lines, and it seemed like a fair fight. Seems like Pete changed his mind about Ronald. Wonder why that could be

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerdude22 View Post
    It’s funny. In the past, Pete said that, if they ever used Ronald in a battle, he would have him lose badly, due to his dislike of the McDonald’s company. While I do think that Ronald lost this battle, I definitely don’t think he lost badly at all. In fact, I think we can all agree that he had some decent lines, and it seemed like a fair fight. Seems like Pete changed his mind about Ronald. Wonder why that could be
    I mean outside of Jefferson vs Douglas, the last time we had a battle where it felt a character was made to lose was like....i dont even remember...I wanna say Beiber vs Beethoven but im 99% sure there's others. Im sure they just don't like having those kinds of battles anymore.
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