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  • George Carlin's bits are the tits!

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  • Richard Pryor spit flames!

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  • Bill Cosby(???)

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  • Joan Rivers washed them out!

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  • Robin Williams gave me what I was wishing for!

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Thread: George Carlin vs Richard Pryor Discussion

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    George Carlin vs Richard Pryor Discussion

    Last edited by Samos; 07-14-2019 at 07:56 AM.

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    In my original vision for a comedian battle royale, Carlin was the closing rapper, since he's arguably the most celebrated comedian of all time, but this is clearly telling me that he will be one of the title rappers...The question remains however if this will be a battle royale or just a one-on-one of him vs. Cosby...or somebody else...
    Last edited by Mashit; 05-26-2019 at 07:34 AM.

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    The connection between Cosby and Carlin is a raunchy darkish humor type of comedian thats actually a super nice guy vs a family friendly nicer comedian that turned out to be a not so nice guy, right? Or am i reading into this wrong?
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    I see this going two ways.

    one, a matchup of old comedy vs newer comedy, similar to how they pitted Houdini against Copperfield and Child against Ramsay. Charlie Chaplin seems like a good opponent to represent a vastly different era of comedy

    alternatively, the battle royale that most people are expecting. I think I'd prefer the first matchup but this is probably more likely. I don't watch too much standup but I'd hope for Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, and Dave Chappelle to show up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian I View Post
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    I see this going two ways.

    one, a matchup of old comedy vs newer comedy, similar to how they pitted Houdini against Copperfield and Child against Ramsay. Charlie Chaplin seems like a good opponent to represent a vastly different era of comedy

    alternatively, the battle royale that most people are expecting. I think I'd prefer the first matchup but this is probably more likely. I don't watch too much standup but I'd hope for Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, and Dave Chappelle to show up
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    I keep saying this, but my ideal comedian battle royale would be that, but replace Chappelle with Joan Rivers, because I think it's only appropriate to include a woman, just like there has to be at least one black guy...Although if there was to be one besides Cosby, I think Chris Rock and Richard Pryor are higher up the priority list than Chappelle...

    That said, I'm beginning to suspect that it's just a one-on-one with Carlin vs. Cosby...

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    I've wanted this battle for so long and I am so glad to see it here. Not gonna make any judgments yet other than saying I love the audio on first listen, just gonna relish in the hype.


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    Wow, they did some bold things here that I never would have expected, but I loved it.
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    [First impression, that was definitely the most “epic” battle we’ve gotten in a very long time, maybe ever. There are definitely a TON of lyrics I don’t understand yet (the disses I understood were pretty awesome), but I love the story. I love that Cosby barely gets to y’all, I love that Rivers is the one to drug him, and I love Williams as the closer. Can’t wait for the video]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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  10. #10
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    I wasn't sure about a comedian royal at first, but I'm really digging this battle. The lines hit hard, what they did with Cosby was hilarious IMO, and I love the flow in certain parts. Can't wait for the visuals.
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