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    I'll be Sinon and uh... Chrom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt View Post
    I'll be Sinon and uh... Chrom?
    I hate SAO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE
    Chrom is fine, you get 2 more picks
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    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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    Just not when you're around.
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    Don't go there man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I hate SAO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE
    Chrom is fine, you get 2 more picks
    (The artist formerly known as Sinon hates Sinon. K.)

    Uh... Megumin and ummm...

    ummm... Kenji Setou.

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    It was the last weekend of May, in a hotel room in Canada. Juiz stood by a stove, slaving away cooking some Breakfast spaghetti for his sleeping friends. He finished cooking, plated 3 servings, then booked it like a mad-man into the hotel room. "AY YO. DYLAN. DION. WAKE YOUR ASSES UP. BREAKFAST IS READY, THEN WE HAVE TO HEAD OUT TO THE CON!" he yelled. It was the first day of Anime North, and the boys were excited to walk around all day in a giant convention center packed ass-to-dick in sweaty, stinky weeb trash. "Thanks for the food James", Dylan said. "Woah, this is a forum fic, Dylan." Juiz said. "You have to call me Juiz around these parts." Dion eventually walked his lazy ass out of the bedroom and sat at the table. The three of them ate their breakfast, and got ready to start the day.

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    FIRST DEATH: Breakfast Spaghetti (Wumbo)


    The trio left their hotel room and started walking towards the lobby, when they were stopped by four really sus looking dudes in suits. "Right this way", they instructed, all four of them talking in unison, while pointing towards a door. "Alright" Juiz shrugged, walking in, Dion and Dylan following closely behind. As the men lead the way, they gave the trio a flyer that read "Multiversal Death Battle Royal. Winner receives one wish" Dion read the flyer out loud to his friends, groaned, adjusted his snapback hat, and said "Ah shit, here we go again." The three found themselves in a large ballroom that had multiple doors leading in, with a few people standing around, more walking in as they scouted the area.

    Kenji Setou stood there, nervously looking around, paranoia setting in. Frank Reynolds sat against the wall, eating sausage out of his shirt pocket, burping loudly to himself. ImmortalHD paced around clutching a bottle of Peach Vodka. In the corner, Ninja Brian could be seen flipping everyone off. Chrom clutched his sword, defensively at the ready. Megumin stood there holding her staff, trying not to cast explosion magic. Joseph Joestar sat at a table, cheerfully slurping down a plate of squid ink spaghetti. There was a maid catgirl too. Near the middle there was a buff guy with the brightest blue eyes, wearing a Psychonauts t-shirt. His name was James Willems, however instead of joking around and having fun like usual, he was standing there, stoically, not really moving, a slight glow to him. There was also a cute girl dancing to some K-Pop music, that being Blackpink member Lisa.

    Juiz, Dylan, and Dion walked in all the way, and saw a couple familiar faces; Yellownerd and Wumbo. Juiz also saw C9 Sneaky and proceeded to shout "HOLY FRICK IT'S SNEAKY[/b]. Sneaky looked up and just said "same" before looking back over at a familiar character; Ashe. "So you guys are here too, huh?" Dion asked. "Yeah man. And I'm gonna win." Wumbo said. "No I will." Dion declared. "No me" Replied Wumbo. The two went back and forth for about nine minutes or so before Yellownerd grew tired of it and broke it up. "Guys, how about the five of us win, as a group of friends?" He suggested. "That's a great idea, Yellownerd. Often times, these battle royals end up as bloodbaths, turning friends against each other as they slaughter each other in a selfish attempt at glory. We can break that cycle, friends. We can win as a unit!" Dylan proudly yelled out. "Dylan shut the fuck up. You've literally never been in any of these battle royals, nor have you ever seen one. In fact, you've literally only met me and Dion in person before. In fact, you've literally never even talked to Wumbo. In fact, you've only been on the forum for like a day. Literally shut the fuck up you five foot two bastard" Juiz relented. "Oh shit true." Dylan replied. The group of friends all agreed, however, to work together as a unit to win the game.

    Suddenly, there was a loud slamming noise, as a giant metal figure stomped in. Mordekaiser marched into the room, clutching his mace, Nightfall. He heard a noise that irritated him, and marched onward towards it. He lifted Nightfall up, and brought it down onto his unsuspecting target with a gross splat of gore, suddenly putting an end to the K-Pop music that was playing.

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    SECOND DEATH: Lisa from Blackpink (Sparts)


    A light blue blade breaks through another one of the walls, as Minecraft Steve busts into the room with his diamond pickaxe. He puts it away, eats a cooked porkchop, and stands at the ready. A beam of light blasted down into the middle of the room, revealing the Mad Titan himself, Thanos. The lights dim, and everyone quiets down, curiously. The silence is broken, however, by a call-out of "EL IDOLO", followed by some vaguely Hispanic sounding music, as Andrade made his entrance. The lights turned back on, and the last figure entered the room. I use the term "figure" very loosely, as it was a creepy, blob of Juiz, Adonis, Jenny, Sparts, Dion, Log, and a bunch of other forumers, all just continuously talking shit about Gunnut, seeming to be a Physical Embodiment of Making Fun of Gunnut. It was fucking disgusting.

    The four mystery men in suits all walked into the center of the room and commanded silence. Again, speaking in unison, they addressed the room. "There are only a couple combatants left, but they will be making their entrance later on, so for now, we are all good to begin. Please, come this way." They instructed, as they walked towards a large set of double doors. As they combatants followed out the door, Dion noticed a shriveled, gray corpse of a familiar buff guy in a Psychonauts shirt stuffed in the corner. "What the.. but James is.." He looked back and saw what he thought was James Willems, who let out an evil chuckle as he glowed green, revealing himself to be Shang Tsung.

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    THIRD DEATH: James Willems (Dion)


    The large group were lead into a large white room that seemed too large to fit in the hotel. "Remember, it's kill or be killed." The Suits announced. The white room disappeared, and the combatants found themselves in a large city, suddenly split up, the Suits nowhere to be seen.

    Elsewhere, in a nearby hospital, a cancer ridden Caillou laid on a bed, surrounded by doctors.

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    And that concludes our introduction chapter. If you guys want to post who you think is going to win, you're more than welcome to! Also, if anyone wants to do a classic Forced Analysis Pounding for our combatants, that'd be awesome!
    Last edited by Spookiz; 06-19-2019 at 02:22 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    juiz is a revolutionary
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    get cancer
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    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


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    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    PEOMFOG seems too powerful he might win.

    [Also the spaghetti death is hilarious]
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