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    Forum Water Balloon Fight 2

    THE LACKLUSTER SEQUEL TO THE UNFINISHED FORUM FIC THAT NOBODY EVER WANTED

    FORUM WATER BALLOON FIGHT 2.

    Sign up below so I know who wants to be written into the story I guess.
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    Link the first one and ye I'll throw some water balloons


    Woah Mama:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    Chapter 1 of ?: the balloonening

    One day, 11 forumers were outside in a heatwave, shenanigans ensued.
    Dion was sitting in the grass eating an Ice cream cone, when Juiz snuck up behind him and bitch slapped the cone out of his hands.

    Dion: ay man, thats fucked up

    Off to the side, Jenny, Log, Sam , and Mike Hat were laughing at Dion's misfortune, while Gonad, who was playing Mortal Kombat mobile and missed the conundrum, put his phone down and pretended to laugh to go along with the bit.
    Dion, mad at getting laughed at, ran up to YN, and snatched his water bottle out of his hand, then proceeded to dump it on Juiz.

    Juiz: ay man, thats fucked up.

    The conflict between Juiz and Dion started to get heated, Spars and Brad had to go and break it up, but not before the insults had gone a little too far.
    Dion: you're stupid

    Juiz: no u

    Dion: no u

    Juiz: no u

    You all get the point. It was BRUTAL. Anyways, right before things escalated Don ran outside with a bucket.

    Don: GUYS yall gotta stop fighting and settle it the right way. Look.

    Don lowered his bucket to reveal a bunch of filled water balloons, and multiple packs of unfilled water balloons. He distributed everything evenly among the 11 forumers, and began to explain the rules.

    Don: Ok everybody, this is how we're gonna do this. If you get hit by a balloon and it pops, you lose.

    Brad: That's it?

    Don: Yeah pretty much, also one more thing.

    Dons goofy smile turned into an attempt at an evil smirk which really just looked like even more of a goofy smile.

    Don: Don't even try to hit m-

    Without hesitation Juiz throws a water ballon at Don's head. It stops in mid air and falls to the ground, unpopped.

    Don: I. HAVE. PLOT. ARMOR. THE GAME HAS BEGUN. GO!


    Everyone begins dispersing from the croud. Don takes one step and trips over his own foot. He falls forward into the balloon juiz had thrown, which pops on his face on impact.

    Spoiler: 
    First elimination: Don (Hit by Juiz, kinda.)


    THE FIGHT HAS BEGUN, WHO WILL BECOME THE NOT WET PERSON? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON FORUM WATER BALLOON FIGHT.
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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    Ha what an idiot


    Woah Mama:

    Spoiler: 




    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Stuff:
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    September 2014 Member of the Month
    December 2014 Member of the Month
    ERBoH.com's 2014 Artist of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2014 Member of the Year
    February 2016 Member of the Month
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Staff Member of the Year
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    ERBoH.com's 2016 Most Active User of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Meme of the Year (SEX PONIES)
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Best REWF of the Year (Juiz vs Helioptle)
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
    ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Username of the Year (Hugh Mungus)


    le epic maymays xdd:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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