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    BK vs. Ronald: Extra Verse

    I'm gonna see if I can turn this into actual audio and submit it for the "Remix the Beef" contest (assuming they'll let me submit another one after the silly one I already gave them).

    (This begins right where the original battle left off, as Wendy skips along until she comes across a man in white clothes, who firmly hits his cane on the floor)


    Colonel Sanders:

    (Ahem...)
    Where's the beef? Not here!
    Just poultry, ya hear?
    Yee-haw! It's the original white meat,
    Dropping eleven herbs and spices of flavor on this beat!
    Y'all can't have a fast-food battle without the Colonel,
    You're like Pewdie-Popeye's, meet the Wall Street Journal!
    I bring the chicken, 130, still kickin', I can't die,
    I just get recast with some SNL alumni!
    Nice dress, pigtails, you're jailbait if I've ever seen it,
    And I'm gettin' heartburn just thinkin' of your Baconator, I mean it!
    If I woke up to you, I'd whip out my shotgun,
    And you, well just be glad we're not goin' one-on-one!
    I'm a man of business, just ask Wendy's late old man,
    And y'all can't do a chicken sandwich one tenth as good as I can!


    Jared Fogle:

    Did somebody say sandwich?


    Colonel Sanders:

    No! Git outta here!


    Jared Fogle:

    But I have, like, twenty Five Dollar Footlong jokes!


    Colonel Sanders:

    I don't care! Git!


    Jared Fogle:

    I brought my old pants!


    Colonel Sanders:

    Well I brought a bucket of boilin' hot grease!
    (Pours it on Jared, who lets out a blood-curdling scream)
    Yeah, Kentucky, mother-fucky,
    I stick ya in a tub and squeeze ya out, rubber ducky!
    Y'all come back if you wanna get whipped a second time,
    'Cause them's some, mmm-mmm, finger lickin' good rhymes!

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    This is really good


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    Same as what Brad said, this extra verse is pretty damn FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHBXgxNNUB0

    This is a recording of me doing my best to rap what I've written, just to give a good idea what the flow sounds like...Now just imagine that being rapped much better over the same instrumental from BK vs. Ronald...

    I guess I'll just leave it at that...

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