Zadupie, Poland.
"So glad you two could make it." Kubby said to two men who have just left the Uber.
"Well, It'd be embarassing if the admins did not show up to the first community irl meetup. Isn't that right, Juiz?" One of the men replied.
"Damn right, Dion. Wait. Why are we using our forum nicknames again?" The other man said.
"Beats me," said Dion, "there are more important matters to discuss. Kubby, you will be a gracious host, and will be paying for our tickets, yes? You're not gonna be a hoser, eh?"
Kubby was nowhere to be seen.
A man was standing a fair distance from everyone else, leaned against a chainlink fence. He observed everything, slowly trying to absorb everything he saw.
"Boo!" Someone shouted from behind
"GODDAMMIT KUBBY!" The man shouted. "Blimey, it's the third time today, you bloody wanker! Bugger off!"
"Will do that eventually, Ranger. Anyway, where's Turtle? I thought you were one person?"
"Last time I say him, he was running an RP for Gunnut and Klonoa."
"Hmmm... Usually, his RP's are a tad bigger, aren't they"
"Well, he's already killed off most of the characters."
Four men were walking by a pond
"...All I'm saying is it's bullshit, I shouldn't have died so early, Log." One of them said
"Hey, Turtle is a bit of a killer GM, mang, I've warned you not to take that sacred toilet brush"
"It's just... It's always 'Brad, first eliminated', 'Brad, first to die'. It's tiresome."
"Hey, you suck, get used to it." Said the third man of the four.
"Shut up, Wumbo. At least I don't suck as much as Sam."
The three of them looked at the fourth man.
"Sam," said Log, "you just gonna take that?"
"I'm used to it by that point."
"Knock it off, you two" One guy said to other two guys.
"Hey, don't blame us. You gotta admit you're not exactly the person to give hair advice. Not with your condition." One of the two replied.
"Oui, oui, YN is absolutelly correct, mon petit chou-fleur." The other one said. It's Clemi, just in case you did not realise.
"Come on. Look at me. You-can-see-I'm-not-fucking-bald! Where the hell did that 'Spars is bald' meme come from anyway?"
"Poland is so beatiful" The only girl of the group said, sitting on a bench by a lake with two dudes.
"What else would you expect to hear from Poles, hmmm?" One of them said.
"She's right though. We wouldn't be sitting here if that wasn't the case, Sane."
"Point taken, Adon."
Kubby got into his car. The party was running short on snacks and alcohol too, and as a host, it was his duty to cater to his guests
He pulled out the keys from the pants pocket, put them into ignition and...
"Hey, you heard that?" Juiz said to Dion
"Hell yeah I did, let's see what's going on."
And the two ran to the source of the sound, the parking lot.
When they got they, they saw a bunch of all the other forumers gathered around something. They ran up, pushed Gonad away, and then they saw it:
A flaming wreckage of what once was a Skoda Felicia Combi, with various debris strewn around the parking lot. Something here exploded. Exploded very well.
Suddenly, everyone's phones came to like.
"Puhuhuhuhu," A voice could be heard from each phone, "that sure blows, doesn't it. This dude just got wrecked. Man, I'm on fire with those grizzly puns, aren't I?"
Character list:
Kubby - parted out into Monokubbs
Monokuma - Monokuma
Brad - Ultimate Dick
Juiz - Ultimate Parental Figure
Ranger - Ultimate Analyst
Log - Ultimate Seal Expert
Poles - Ultimate Joke Battler
YN - Ultimate Sentai Guru
Gunnut - Ultimate Firearm Collector
Dion - Ultimate Hockey Player
Tom - Ultimate Fascist
Clemi - Ultimate Croissant Baker
Adonis - Ultimate Rapper
Sam - Ultimate Victim
Klonoa - Ultimate OC Creator
Turtle - Ultimate RPG Host
Spars - Ultimate Hairdresser
Sane - Ultimate Extra