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    did I win


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    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
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    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
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    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
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    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    guys its coming be patient
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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Brad vs The World: Part One

    "I am inevitable" Thanos says as he slots the last of the Infinity Stones into his Infinity Gauntlet. He places his middle finger onto his thumb, and prepares to snap, before a blur zoomed in front of him, grabbing onto his hand. It was Brad, the hunk himself. "I am Brad." Brad said, making it clear to Thanos that he was Brad. Brad then pulled onto the Infinity Gauntlet, ripping it off of Thanos' arm, along with his hand. "Hey thanks for the glove" Brad then took the Gauntlet, sans the purple hand inside, and slapped Thanos across the face with it, challenging him to a duel. Thanos went flying, landing hard onto the ground with his face in the dirt and his prime ass sticking up in the air. "You better not pout. You better not cry. Better bite your lip, cause Brad's goin' in dry!" Brad declared as he marched towards Thanos. He put the Gauntlet on, and punched Thanos right in the asshole, causing the Gauntlet to go up Thanos' ass. He pulled his arm out, leaving the Gauntlet inside Thanos, and punted him in the taint, launching him high into the sky, where he promptly exploded.

    "Forecast calls for clouds with a chance of raining purple douchebag" Brad said, as he put on his sunglasses.

    Brad's cool dude moment was interrupted by some big fat guy walking up to him and talking about peace and nirvana and some shit that Brad ain't give a fuck about. "Who the fuck are you, Buddha?" he asked mockingly. "Yeah actually bitch." Buddha replied, as he slammed his giant fat belly into Brad, sending him flying. "Alright tubs, you wanna dance? Let's dance!" Brad said as he got up and ran at Buddha, fist coiled back ready to strike. He jumped over Buddha, doing a sick flip, before landing behind him and punching him in the back of the head. He punched him in the back of the head again. And again. And again. He just kept punching him. He the lifted both fists above his head. "NIRVANA WAS A GOOD BAND BUT I FEEL THAT MOST PEOPLE THESE DAYS DIDN'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEM AND ONLY REALLY KNEW LIKE TWO SONGS BUT SAID THEY LIKED THEM TO SEEM COOL AND EDGY!" Brad screamed out as he dropped both fists down onto Buddha's head, shoving it deep into his fat body. His corpse fell down, dead.

    "The bigger they are, they harder I beat the crap out of them." Brad said, as he put on his sunglasses.

    "Yo, I guess what I'm saying, man is that I'm running out of patience, man. I'm a patient man, but sometimes you need to be a patient, man" NicePeter said with the rest of the ERB crew behind him. Brad eliminated them quickly with a single roundhouse kick in such a clean and censored way that nobody could be upset if they randomly visited this fan-forum and stumbled upon this thread. Anyways, Brad took over the channel and released the hit ERBs that we've all wanted, like Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson, Tobuscus vs PewDiePie, Piss vs Shit, Gas vs Gers, and of course, Ghost Rider vs Eminem.

    "Epic." Brad said, as he put on his sunglasses.

    "Hey Brad fight me in a steel cage bitch you won't" Juiz challenged. Brad got in the steel cage, unhinged his jaw, and ate him whole.

    "Who's your daddy?" Brad said, as he put on his sunglasses.

    "HIIIII!" Kirby happily cheered out, with no intent on fighting, like the lil cutie he was. Brad kissed him and began blowing air into his mouth, inflating him like a balloon. He then pulled out a safety pin and popped Kirby, making a bloody mess everywhere.

    "You suck." Brad said, as he put on his sunglasses.

    Brad looked around and saw that there was nobody else around to challenge him, and began waiting for another challenge.
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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    siri how do I put a whole page of text into my signature


    keeping this stickied so my enemies know what they're dealing with


    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    brad is still accepting challengers so go ahead and post more friends
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    le epic maymays xdd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton View Post
    juiz is a revolutionary
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    get cancer
    Quote Originally Posted by Samilton
    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



    Quote Originally Posted by Gika
    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sans
    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket View Post
    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd View Post
    I love juiz more than his girlfriend does
    Quote Originally Posted by sane View Post
    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
    Quote Originally Posted by sane
    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
    Quote Originally Posted by Brad View Post
    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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