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    Lohuydahutt's Avatar Senior Member
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    Your Character vs the Character Above

    OK YN convinced me to do this with FACTS and LOGIC so I guess this is a thing now. You get to rap as whoever the fuck you want and your character disses whoever the fuck the previous poster played. Or diss everyone I don't know. This is basically like that Battle Rap Arena thread we had 7 years ago (yeesh). So let's get to rapping and stuff. I'll start. You don't need to put a lot of effort into these verses but you can if you want.


    Yo it's Yoshi, Nintendo's genderfluid mom
    And all y'all are about to go down fast like a fucking Yoshi Bomb
    When it comes to faithful allies I'm Mario's number one
    But we all know who Peach goes to when she's looking for some tongue
    They auditioned for Jurrasic Park and I tried to take a dive
    But they'd have to jump the shark to let the characters survive
    My flows are fucking magic, I'm spitting like I'm Kamek
    So take on this fly guy stomping shy guys if you want it

    My life story:


    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    Oh, it's you. This is gonna be too easy.
    How can I lose against a sidekick who gets worse treatment than Luigi
    There's no warp pipe to escape from when this dino-eye-sore gets boxed in
    And gets even greener as a sickness from my deadly neurotoxin
    I'm the pinnacle of corrupt intelligence, I cannot be outsmarted
    Crack you like your eggs, and like your games, you'll be left disregarded
    My rhymes have spun you up like yarn, in the name of science
    Not even Birdo's coming back for you, so go back to your island
    I made "Eye of the Spider"...that's my contribution to the internet. What's yours?

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    If it’s a trial that you’re wanting, look no further than this bear!
    Who else consumes the world with such dread and despair?
    I’m the principal with the principles to conduct executions!
    I dole out blind justice, no Aperture needed to see solutions!
    I don’t know why you’re here, you’re not Ultimate at all!
    But stay a while, I’m used to shredding AIs into balls!
    I’ve got Truth Bullets hitting you like ‘the cake is a lie’!
    How the Chell did you let a limey turn you into a French fry?
    PUPUPU-poor Caroline, your story sure creates pathos!
    But I’m eating on this beat like “I Can’t Believe It’s Not GLaDOS”!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sakura View Post
    Hench is a rapping god.

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    Its time for Rolf,
    screamin foreign jibberish like Adolph
    You disgust me weird creature, as much as mama's back fat
    Monoku-what, how do you even pronounce that?
    I'm from the old country, I churn butter and raise the cattle
    You wont be half-smilin when I charge with Wilfred into battle
    I don't care about your high school weaboo hunger games
    Puny bears cannot withstand Rolf's tough rap flames
    You dare mock the son of a shepherd?
    I will have your skin flayed, roasted and peppered!

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    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
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    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
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    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
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    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    My name is Naruto Uzumaki. Believe It!
    I'm the toughest character on this thread.
    I don't need to enter my sage mode to against these temes.
    I'm from the Fourth Hokage and Kushina.
    No on this thread could ever beat me. Believe it.
    Rolf you think are tough please my tadpole summons can beat you.
    Heck Rock Lee can smash you into pieces.

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    BKTurner47's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Bill Cipher
    Intelligent, really, I utmost applaud you.
    It's not like your father was around to commend you.
    The name's Bill Cipher and I'm a three-sided figure.
    Enacting verbal Weirdmageddon, came to reenter the picture.
    I've been plaguing history ever since the Ancient Greeks!
    Even with all your powers, your chances are looking bleak.
    I'm a sharply dressed man who has even sharper angles.
    You're from the Fourth Hokage but you'll never get the title!
    Son of a shepherd, Rolf, but I'm a certified sheep slayer.
    A canker sore to deal with just like the Kanker Sisters.
    A Mystery Hack just like my old pal Grunkle Stan.
    Just like your Ed's Cubed, your whole verse was a scam!
    I bring the Double D's, yes: Death and Destruction.
    Just my insignia alone adds depth to the discussion
    But really, it's funny just how dumb you all are.
    Only Sage Mode you'll reach is on the side of the user bar!

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    Oh your power is 100 compare to me.
    Naruto you are just rip-off of me.
    Rolf I'm claiming copyright strikes.
    I'm legendary Super Saiyian.
    You don't want me go all black on you guys.
    Not even Superman can't beat me not in bias Super Power Beatdown.
    I got the raps like the ERBOH.
    Cipher All I have to do is to wish you out of universes with my Dragonballs.
    Naruto The Last movie is worse than Star Wars the Last Jedi.
    You even stolen my color scheme and my story.
    Vegeta is better than your Crybaby Sasugay Uchiha.
    Last edited by Grubberg; 10-14-2019 at 05:25 PM.

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